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  1. krispycream krispycream is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:30am)

    So, I'm driving down the highway, and all of a sudden my engine starts making weird noises. I pulled over and then I think it might have broke the transmission. It's a 2010 7 series, with every option. Do I need to get a new car now? It said unleaded only, but I had to use diesel fuel a couple times. I hope they can do it at Pep Boys.

    Also, does anyone know how Netflix works? If you put a disc in the sleeve, does it know where to go? How would it know not to go to my neighbor's house when my next disc comes, because I'm pretty sure they are renting Glee and I don't want that weak shit. On the same page, what do you guys have as your instant que right now? I heard Dexter is OK, and the first few seasons of Weeds.

    This girl I met at a strip club seemed pretty interested in me, it was only my first time going, and I was wearing a one-piece jumpsuit, but I'm pretty sure she was digging it. Her name was Ryan, which i know can be a girl or a guy's name, but im like 98% sure it's a girl, but she kind of had this weird bulge going on, but I'm pretty sure it's legit. anyway, i'll probly give her a ring sometime and try to hit that shit on the side.

    Right after that, I figured I would debate whether God exists. Kind of feel like the universe has to have started somewhere, but where...? Aliens maybe?

    Anywho, I'm like 3/180 in a 180 man. I know it's early but i just won a big pot with AA v KK. i min-raised pre, and then we both checked down an AAKK3 board. I don't like to get it in unless I know I have it. Also, when we final table, do I fold KK with <10 bb's if I have a good read? Should I be doing pokerstars or FTP?

    Next week, I'm going to vegas for the weekend, if anyone is down. Let me know what your fav drink is, and I'll hook it up. Where should I go on the strip for goot times? I don't know if I want to mess around with any more strippers after the whole dong thing with Ryan.

    How much do you think a Sega Saturn would go for, say like on eBay? I've been tryin' to figure this one out for a while, I did some research at my local library and Gamestop, but couldn't really find anything. It's in mint condition, and I'm pretty sure I paid at least $1k for it when it came out.

  2. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:34am) in reply to krispycream

    Holy fucking trying too hard
  3. nyy486 nyy486 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:41am) in reply to goofy2485

    This is either a horrible attempt at a level account, or the worst attempt at humor in a long time. Either way, gtfo.
     
  4. thereraise thereraise is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:42am) in reply to nyy486

    0/10
  5. krispycream krispycream is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:46am) in reply to krispycream

    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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  6. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:48am) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Holy fucking trying too hard

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  7. Watcher Watcher is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 4:04am) in reply to krispycream

    wrettghj
    Edited By: Watcher Jan 21st, 2011 at 04:05 AM
    Reason: fuck it
  8. railbot railbot is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 4:08am) in reply to Watcher

    op if your ready to come to the true darkside, pm me.
    i will teach you how to fail at every post, like i do.
  9. CookMeSomeGrits CookMeSomeGrits is offline

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    Jan 21st, 2011 (1/21/2011 3:34pm) in reply to railbot

    Is there a Worst OT Post of the Year Award? if so, we gotta winner

    Reading this thread just ruined my Friday...GTFO
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