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  1. MilleniumPT MilleniumPT is offline

    MN
    United States

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:03am)

    Why Parent's Drink
    > >>> > A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
    > >>> > bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
    > >>> > envelope,
    > >>> > propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
    > >> With
    > >>> > the
    > >>> > worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
    > >> read
    > >>> > the
    > >>> > letter.
    > >>> > Dear Dad:
    > >>> > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
    > >>> > elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
    > >> Mom
    > >>> > and
    > >>> > you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
    > >> But
    > >>> > I
    > >>> > knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
    > >> tattoos,
    > >>> >
    > >>> > tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I
    > >> am.
    > >>> > But
    > >>> > it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
    > >> will
    > >>> > be
    > >>> > very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
    > >> firewood
    > >>> > for
    > >>> > the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    > >> Stacy
    > >>> > has
    > >>> > opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
    > >> anyone.
    > >>> > We'll
    > >>> > be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
    > >> that
    > >>> > live
    > >>> > nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that
    > >>> > science
    > >>> > will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
    > >>> > Don't
    > >>> > worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm
    > >>> > sure
    > >>> > that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
    > >>> > grandchildren.
    > >>> > Love, Your Son John
    > >>> > P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
    > >> just
    > >>> > wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    > >> report
    > >>> >
    > >>> > card that's in my center desk drawer.
    > >>> > I love you.
    > >>> > Call me when it's safe to come home
  2. louiemdj louiemdj is offline

    Monett, MO
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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:07am) in reply to MilleniumPT

    That's a good one, never seen it.
  3. LitezOut LitezOut is offline

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:08am) in reply to MilleniumPT

    LMAO... that would have been a very good idea for my teenage years
  4. ENDSBAD4U ENDSBAD4U is offline

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:12am) in reply to MilleniumPT

    LO FUCKING L!
  5. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

    Saint Paul, MN
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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:15am) in reply to ENDSBAD4U

    too bad i wouldnt have finished the letter if i was the dad and would have gone looking around trialer parks asking for this girl
  6. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:44am) in reply to tommpat2000

    that was good
  7. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 11:54am) in reply to louiemdj

    Damn, that would have been useful during my high school years.
  8. Mini Darb Mini Darb is offline

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 1:04pm) in reply to ihaterats

    kids are getting smarter and smarter
  9. satcheldog satcheldog is offline

    Scottsdale, AZ
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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 1:43pm) in reply to Mini Darb

    He needed to add, "I'll be playing online poker for a living" to really put him over the edge.
  10. B4TheFlop B4TheFlop is offline

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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 2:15pm) in reply to MilleniumPT

    looooooooool, but if and when i have kids, and my kid ever does this to me, i'm goin to whoop his ass
  11. Bawsten Bawsten is offline

    Fort Myers, FL
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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 2:25pm) in reply to MilleniumPT

    lol i might still try that thats too good to pass up
  12. towman1 towman1 is offline

    Auburn, GA
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    Jan 9th, 2008 (1/9/2008 2:35pm) in reply to Bawsten

    A++ nice find
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