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  1. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 9:10pm)


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    Man Says Penis Enlarger Never Worked, Even After 500 Hours Of Use

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    What with all that free healthcare and those easygoing natures up north in Canada, there's not much to get upset about. So why not sue over a penis enlarger to stir stuff up?
    A Quebec man says that even though he used the penis enlarger in question for 500 hours total, it never worked. Imagine spending that much time with something that is doing absolutely nothing!
  2. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 9:13pm) in reply to Hateflops

    in before blah blah blah american education system
  3. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 9:15pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Americans may be dumb but atleast we realize the correct way to make our dicks bigger is to fuck younger and younger chicks.
  4. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 9:16pm) in reply to Niceguy

    Jesus Christ
  5. mikey_mac94 mikey_mac94 is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 9:59pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    Quebec is not part of Canada - FROGS
  6. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 10:15pm) in reply to mikey_mac94

     
    Originally Posted by mikey_mac94 View Post

    Quebec is not part of Canada - FROGS

    lol even Canada doesn't want to claim Canada.
  7. BulldogCafe BulldogCafe is online now

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 10:20pm) in reply to Glo4m

  8. Spiltbongwater Spiltbongwater is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 10:28pm) in reply to BulldogCafe

    Our healthcare system would pay for the mans sex change if wanted to go that route.
  9. Milo Milo is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 10:29pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    Everybody knows the only decent penis enlargers are made in Turkmenistan . . . at least, that's what I hear . . . I would never actually purchase/need one for myself, you understand . . . it is stunning what sort of stuff pops up unannounced on your desktop these days.
  10. FRANKGATES FRANKGATES is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:08pm) in reply to mikey_mac94

     
    Originally Posted by mikey_mac94 View Post

    Quebec is not part of Canada - FROGS


    This. French fucks.
  11. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:18pm) in reply to FRANKGATES

    What about your dollar???
     
  12. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:21pm) in reply to Hateflops

    People from Minnesota aren't alllowed to say lol Canada.
  13. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:33pm) in reply to Hateflops

    "Actual size" Damn I must be hung like a horse.
  14. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:51pm) in reply to midmoguy

    please guys stop referring to quebec as canada. its our peurto rico
  15. Werglum Werglum is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:53pm) in reply to Popperhead

    another canadian here stopping by to say F Quebec
  16. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    Jan 10th, 2011 (1/10/2011 11:55pm) in reply to Werglum

    every time i say "i hate canadians" someone says, "you talking about black people", i say "no, i hate canadians".
    Edited By: SyphonSoul Jan 11th, 2011 at 02:31 AM
     
  17. Skyroller Skyroller is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 2:29am) in reply to SyphonSoul

  18. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 2:40am) in reply to Skyroller

    you have to hit the 620 hour mark to notice any enlargement. it's like px90 fo yo dick. i have 993 hours flight time on this baby.
  19. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 2:44am) in reply to nastysmell

    The manufacturer of that squeeze bulb can expect a carpel tunnel lawsuit soon.
  20. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 2:55am) in reply to midmoguy

    anyone saying fuck quebec has not had sex with one of the provinces' girls.. they are aweomse. Try Montreal or Quebec City soemtime for partying....
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  21. Hoobangin Hoobangin is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 3:09am) in reply to FouTight

    Foutight has it right, French sluts ftw. At the same time I can definitely see some French idiot spending 500 hours on this.
     
  22. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 3:14am) in reply to Hoobangin

    MTL is awesome for partying/hooking up....

    Stephanie is a wise man
  23. rebelfd rebelfd is online now

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 3:18am) in reply to Unforseen

    I can hear defense counselor during the deposition, 'Mr. French Canadian, exactly how many happy endings did you experience while using my clients product, which you purchased of your own free will.'
  24. McBain74 McBain74 is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 3:20am) in reply to SyphonSoul

     
    Originally Posted by SyphonSoul View Post

    every time i say "i hate canadians" someone says, "you talking about black people", i say "no, i hate canadians".

    your too cool for this thread dude.
     
  25. Hoobangin Hoobangin is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 3:50am) in reply to McBain74

    Serious question hateflops. Are you a chest cock lesnar fan?

    Guaranteed you are but to scared to admit it.
     
  26. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 3:53am) in reply to Hoobangin

    Like anyone said they hate sluts. MTL is barely quebec IMO
  27. downbylaw11 downbylaw11 is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 4:25am) in reply to Hateflops

     
    Originally Posted by Hateflops View Post

    Imagine spending that much time with something that is doing absolutely nothing!

    yet people still get married!
  28. whatsup whatsup is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 5:59pm) in reply to mikey_mac94

     
    Originally Posted by mikey_mac94 View Post

    Quebec is not part of Canada - FROGS

    this
  29. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 6:05pm) in reply to whatsup

    and hes only sueing for 700 bucks or something, lol, dumb.

    i like how all the canadians are coming out itt too
  30. moobs96 moobs96 is offline

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    Jan 11th, 2011 (1/11/2011 6:09pm) in reply to skreechamane

     
    Originally Posted by skreechamane View Post

    and hes only sueing for 700 bucks or something, lol, dumb.

    i like how all the canadians are coming out itt too

    Who did you think would with that thread title? Mexicans??
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