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  1. negativeROI negativeROI is offline

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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:20pm)

    Edited By: negativeROI Nov 16th, 2010 at 07:21 PM
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  2. persuade persuade is offline

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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:23pm) in reply to negativeROI

    get up fatty!
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:24pm) in reply to negativeROI

    that is why my FFB team is named Fat Albert Haynesworthless.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:26pm) in reply to coastalpgm

    Is the LOL in regard to that specific play or Haynesworth himself. I was trying to find something funny in the gif but all I see is his him tripping over one of Phili's lineman's feet and not bothering to chase down Michael Vick who would outrun him anyway.
    Edited By: SerlinSteak19 Nov 16th, 2010 at 07:27 PM
  5. negativeROI negativeROI is offline

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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:29pm) in reply to SerlinSteak19

     
    Originally Posted by SerlinSteak19 View Post

    Is the LOL in regard to that specific play or Haynesworth himself. I was trying to find something funny in the gif but all I see is his him tripping over one of Phili's lineman's feet and not bothering to chase down Michael Vick who would outrun him anyway.

    Both? And apparently you are missing the fact that he falls down and just doesn't get up while Vick scrambles around and eventually throws a TD pass. Plus, since he didn't get back up the lineman could move and and block Andre Carter which gave Vick the time to score.
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  6. jetsjets1028 jetsjets1028 is offline

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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:32pm) in reply to negativeROI

    yeah...if the fat,(rich), lazy fuck gets up there, the play is totally gonna end up different

    He obviously needs more money to remain motivated. Just once I would love to see a story about his teammates standing up during film session and kicking the shit out of a guy like this. Very tilting indeed.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:49pm) in reply to jetsjets1028

    i would be embarrassed to display this level of non interest in something i was paid millions of dollars to do.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:53pm) in reply to Reech

    reminds me of how T.O. short-armed some balls thrown his way this week. Millions of dollars and so little effort
     
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:54pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    lol @ defending this....
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:56pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    loooooool redskins
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 7:58pm) in reply to SerlinSteak19

     
    Originally Posted by SerlinSteak19 View Post

    Is the LOL in regard to that specific play or Haynesworth himself. I was trying to find something funny in the gif but all I see is his him tripping over one of Phili's lineman's feet and not bothering to chase down Michael Vick who would outrun him anyway.

    are you serious? why even bother playing then? teams should rush 3 and every defender should just leave the field or get ready to line up for the pat if vick crosses the line of scrimmage.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 8:38pm) in reply to Ozzie

    100 million folks
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 8:52pm) in reply to DWare94

    You think Haynesworth has an escape clause in his contract like McNabb's? Wow the Skins are such a joke.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 8:53pm) in reply to Mkind16

     
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post

    You think Haynesworth has an escape clause in his contract like McNabb's? Wow the Skins are such a joke.

    Hava fucking Navigala
     
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 10:05pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    reminds me of how T.O. short-armed some balls thrown his way this week. Millions of dollars and so little effort


    Yeah like T.O. doesn't want to catch passes. Even though he's 36 he's still having a pro bowl year. 4th rated WR in the NFL with 59 catches, 834 yards, 7 TDs through 9 games but you're right, he's probably not trying. Cry about Ocho if you're going to cry, you'll make more sense at least.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 10:35pm) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    Yeah like T.O. doesn't want to catch passes. Even though he's 36 he's still having a pro bowl year. 4th rated WR in the NFL with 59 catches, 834 yards, 7 TDs through 9 games but you're right, he's probably not trying. Cry about Ocho if you're going to cry, you'll make more sense at least.

    im not sure why you are even arguing here.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 10:42pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    it's not that haynesworth is lazy or fat, money is just really really heavy.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 10:44pm) in reply to Reech

     
    Originally Posted by Reech View Post

    i would be embarrassed to display this level of non interest in something i was paid millions of dollars to do.

    Same .... fortunately Albert is in the very small minority of professional athletes who have zero desire to perform after they get their check.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 10:48pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    im not sure why you are even arguing here.


    just defending my core dog TO
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 11:22pm) in reply to voorh33s

    Best pancake lineman in the NFL.
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    Nov 16th, 2010 (11/16/2010 11:52pm) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    Yeah like T.O. doesn't want to catch passes. Even though he's 36 he's still having a pro bowl year. 4th rated WR in the NFL with 59 catches, 834 yards, 7 TDs through 9 games but you're right, he's probably not trying. Cry about Ocho if you're going to cry, you'll make more sense at least.

    Who's crying? Did u watch the same game I did? Or maybe you missed the highlights on sportscenter. He's having a better year than I thought he would but get off his cock dude....he short armed at least 2 passes.
     
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 12:03am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    What a piece of shit he is. I'm an Eagles fan and that play even makes ME mad. Piece of shit. Those poor fans should be forgiven if they have a soccer style riot in that stadium.
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 1:29am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 1:41am) in reply to SCooker

    jfc it's like he's tryn to get his guaranteed money pulled. what the fuck goes on in some people's heads.

    ps. RE: terrell----The majority of T.O.'s stats have all been in meaningless game situations. Also, he has received an extremely high % of his team's pass attempts (30%ish) and only successfully received the pass 55% of the time. That's not the model of efficiency.

    The numbers admittedly look gaudy, but he's not exactly setting the world on fire.
    Edited By: Randers Nov 17th, 2010 at 01:41 AM
     
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 1:43am) in reply to Randers

    pretty sure if he woulda got up he woulda at least rushed vicks throw... cuz his blocker just leaves him and blocks the other guy who beats his guy
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 1:56am) in reply to negativeROI

    Easy money for Todd Herremans

    Edit: Oh and lol Redskins
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 2:13am) in reply to jay_bear

    idk, I think I would need at least like.....100 mil or so to try to run down Vick.

    oh wait....
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 2:49am) in reply to pgasean

    http://1067thefandc.cbslocal.com/201...ns-59-28-loss/

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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 3:12am) in reply to ImSoMucked

    A+ rant by chad dukes..
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    Nov 17th, 2010 (11/17/2010 3:20am) in reply to ImSoMucked

     
    Originally Posted by ImSoMucked View Post

    http://1067thefandc.cbslocal.com/201...ns-59-28-loss/

    chad dukes rant

    haha show was hilarious today
     
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