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  1. Believer82 Believer82 is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 8:35am)

    here it is

    I want to get married to a beautiful stranger.

    I currently live in upstate utah but visit vegas frequently for work and for play. I'm originally from las vegas so I know it well. I was born in upstate NY however. I work about 80+ hours a week, make great money, am very independent, own all my crap and rely on no one. I'm currently working on becoming a cop (been accepted to a few police departments) and if I don't find one I'll join the air force. I have no mental health issues, no hang ups, no drama, no baggage, no kids. I'm very optimistic and generally pretty happy. I take extremely good care of myself. I watch what I eat and run a minimum of 6 miles a day, 5 days a week. I'm obsessed with penguins.

    If you want to marry me, message me. If you think this is a joke or don't, don't message me.

    First Date
    First date:Get crazy and get married!
    Second date: Go kidnap a penguin ;)
    Edited By: Believer82 Sep 13th, 2011 at 12:17 AM
     
  2. zspokerpink zspokerpink is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 8:42am) in reply to Believer82

    It would make my life a lot easier with pics to determine the level of seriousness
  3. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 8:43am) in reply to zspokerpink

    cool link to the profile, man
     
  4. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 8:43am) in reply to Rocky

    Penguinshit insane.
  5. ScottBrewr99 ScottBrewr99 is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 9:29am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    is it a guy or a chick?
  6. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 12:23pm) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    I always message people when I see crazy profiles like that.

    Should have posted pics to help us tho.
  7. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 4:37pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Where are the pics?
  8. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 5:13pm) in reply to Scha

    why are you looking at guys pof profiles?
  9. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 5:18pm) in reply to Ozzie

    No mental health issues

    Get crazy and get married

    Lol
  10. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 5:29pm) in reply to tamayo85

     
    Originally Posted by tamayo85 View Post

    No mental health issues

    Get crazy and get married

    Lol

    My thoughts exactly.
  11. Paki_Poker Paki_Poker is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 5:36pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    I lol'd, and I'd message her if she was a 6 or better...

    My first date ideas:
    -Play Nikki-Nikki-Nine-Door
    -Put on Mike Vick jerseys, and take my dog for a walk.
    -Hang out at your place, and browse POF all night.
    -Take a trip around the world, on google earth

    Feel free to steal those ones...the majority of first messages I get are compliments on my profile.
    If you can make a bitch laugh, she'll make you a sandwich.
     
  12. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 6:18pm) in reply to Believer82

    I work about 80+ hours a week, make great money...I'm currently working on becoming a cop (been accepted to a few police departments) and if I don't find one I'll join the air force. I have no mental health issues

    hmm...
  13. rayspizza rayspizza is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 6:30pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    how does this thread not have pics
  14. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 7:06pm) in reply to rayspizza

    Op showing why op sucks
  15. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 8:23pm) in reply to Believer82

      1 
  16. studogg76 studogg76 is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 9:00pm) in reply to wackyJaxon

    Where are the fuckin pics, brah man bro?
  17. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 9:41pm) in reply to studogg76

    people there is 0 chance this is a woman. no woman says "own all my crap".

    also the working thing.
  18. DonkDon DonkDon is offline

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    Sep 12th, 2011 (9/12/2011 10:52pm) in reply to Ozzie

    Just kill yourself for not posting the pic. Are you terrible at everything besides poker?
  19. Believer82 Believer82 is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 12:15am) in reply to DonkDon





    here are the pics !!!! calm down guys
     
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  20. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 12:17am) in reply to Believer82

    she's a bono fan obv
  21. rayspizza rayspizza is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 12:39am) in reply to jesterwords

    she looks bat shit crazy
  22. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 12:50am) in reply to rayspizza

     
    Originally Posted by rayspizza View Post

    she looks bat shit crazy

    this
     
  23. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 1:06am) in reply to rayspizza

     
    Originally Posted by rayspizza View Post

    she looks bat shit crazy

    I agree she looks perfect.
  24. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 1:12am) in reply to Niceguy

    Id still hit it obv, and stealing a penguin sounds interesting
     
  25. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 1:19am) in reply to ntanygd760

    If none of you guys have taken her yet, I'm going to go ahead and marry her. If she doesn't have me killed for life insurance money I'll let you know it goes.
  26. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 1:21am) in reply to wes_mc

    cross eyes? shes gotts to be a loon
     
  27. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 1:49am) in reply to SyphonSoul

  28. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 1:53am) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    With those 2 pics, you will be lucky if she is anything better than a 3 looks wise. The angles and the huge shades say so.
  29. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 2:17am) in reply to BigEarn7

    girls who take pics at angles are always ugly, but they have one or two pics where the angle is all fucked up where they might not look half bad
  30. dealace1 dealace1 is offline @ UFC 115 via UB

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    Sep 13th, 2011 (9/13/2011 2:22am) in reply to Cmoney3

    She is 40 years away from owning 96 cats.
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