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  1. cchampagne cchampagne is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 2:58pm)

    I love the lollerz cats. Can ya'll come up with some good 1s for this POS child molester?

    AUSTIN They say curiosity killed the cat but one Texan feline's exploration of its new home helped uncover a huge stash of child porn.

    The cat was snooping around its new flat in Austin, Texas, when it came across a gap in the wall.

    The woman who owns the cat remarked on it to a friend, who put his hand into the gap and found a number of DVDs apparently hidden by the apartment's previous owner.

    She took the discs to the police who discovered they contained child porn.

    Officers tracked them to Luis Jimenez, who had moved out of the apartment some time earlier.

    They say he probably forgot about the discs when he moved from the house.

    Jimenez, 24, has been charged with possession of child pornography and was being held on $40,000 bail. Possession of child pornography is a third-degree felony punishable by up to 10 years in jail and a fine up to $10,000. There was no attorney listed in Jimenez's jail file Friday.

    $20 on stars to whichever one gets the most OT votes by tomorrow
  2. ud2 ud2 is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:09pm) in reply to cchampagne

    WTF! How can he be charged with possession when he didn't possess them? I'm not trying to defend a pedophile, but seriously, that just doesn't make sense.
  3. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:11pm) in reply to ud2

    I also AM NOT defending this scum but I am also curious how they got to figure out they were his and how they proved it.
  4. Jennifear Jennifear is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:11pm) in reply to cchampagne



    I'm in your wallz

    Expozin' your fetishez
  5. korey729 korey729 is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:12pm) in reply to cchampagne

    I iz on ur trackz

    Reveeling ur sekretz

    I'm too stupid to put a caption in a picture :)
  6. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:16pm) in reply to whitealroker

    WAR the best thing to do is just get rid of your kiddy porn
  7. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:17pm) in reply to cchampagne

  8. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:18pm) in reply to cchampagne

    He probably told the police it was his and thanked them for finding it.

    "Can I have my child porn back now officer?"
  9. 3kingme3 3kingme3 is offline

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:21pm) in reply to cchampagne



    Im in your wallz
    Watchin your pr0nz0s
  10. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:24pm) in reply to cchampagne

  11. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Jan 26th, 2008 (1/26/2008 3:34pm) in reply to cchampagne

  12. cchampagne cchampagne is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 8:58am) in reply to cchampagne

    Bump for voting, please. Who has the best?
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  13. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 12:55pm) in reply to cchampagne

  14. Nickc011 Nickc011 is offline The Law

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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 1:22pm) in reply to Reech

    lol
     
  15. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 2:09pm) in reply to Reech

    hahahahaha. That and Jennifear's are the best.
     
  16. cchampagne cchampagne is offline

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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 1:04pm) in reply to BigGunX

    Tie - Shipping $10 each to Reech and jennifear on stars
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  17. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 1:25pm) in reply to cchampagne

    pretty damn sure anytime you get a chop with Jennifear, that's +EV.
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