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lolol, wow. Don't know what to think of this.

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  1. ActionJeff ActionJeff is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:49am)

    I haven't played Magic in nearly two years. Most of those guys dont know what happened to me... every now and then I am mentioned as having "dropped off the face of the earth".

    Check this shit out, a friend just sent me the link. This card is going to be released in the next Magic set:

    http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/
    mtgcom/fcpics/latest/af125_uhk22mda4owrqjqk.jpg

    LOL. Wow. I am honored, I guess.
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  2. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:51am) in reply to ActionJeff

    Jeff found out this news hours ago.

    He spent the last 90 minutes masturbating to this card....before finally telling you guys the news.

    hahaha...that is pretty cool though....you must have been pretty good if you got a card named after you
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  3. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:52am) in reply to gbmantis

  4. ActionJeff ActionJeff is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:53am) in reply to gbmantis

    well, I won all of these tourneys and was ranked number 1 in the world.... and then played one more tourney.... and then just lost interest and never played again.

    I haven't been to a big tournament since. We always would hear about people who had played for years and years quitting and not bothering to go to the tournaments anymore, but they would ALWAYS come back and show up at random Grand Prixs and Pro tours. I think I am one of the few "top" players who actually ever sucessfully quit playing, and it was really just by accident.
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  5. Zota15 Zota15 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:56am) in reply to ActionJeff

    I was really expecting a card with you on it call the ActionJeff. Special powers include making opponent feel worthless, +EV multiplier x2 when combined with the dragon of Promethia or some shit.
  6. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:56am) in reply to ActionJeff

  7. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:57am) in reply to randomfrost

  8. Edals Edals is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:58am) in reply to ActionJeff

    Why post proof that you're a virgin?
  9. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 2:59am) in reply to Edals

    ouch
  10. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:05am) in reply to clizzark

    x2
     
  11. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:07am) in reply to GreesonEV

    la la la
    im so sexy

    Go Pope!!! <<<<<<<Always can only be 3 (three!!!!!) ! points.
  12. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:11am) in reply to that_pope

    this thread needs a sticky...mods?
  13. bdecker7649 bdecker7649 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:18am) in reply to ActionJeff

    So I guess since my last name is Decker, and the cards make DECKS, and I have played the game before, then they're named after me? I should feel honored then, I guess...
  14. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:25am) in reply to bdecker7649

    congrats Jeff!!
    This is just what your low self esteem and confidence needs!

    that is pretty cool though
  15. LVpokerdealer LVpokerdealer is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:28am) in reply to DexterCain

    I heard another new card has magic champ david williams sucking feet on it.
  16. (oIo) (oIo) is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 3:50am) in reply to LVpokerdealer

  17. Pokerchamp Pokerchamp is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 4:05am) in reply to (oIo)

    LOL at scholarship dollars
  18. Edals Edals is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 4:18am) in reply to (oIo)

    PFFT making the decks and playtesting them costs more money than that!

    Seriously, Magic is a joke ripoff. At least with poker, I know Hoyle or Bicycle won't be coming out with a new suit every 3 months, and all the aces won't be 8 dollar rares.
  19. pikpoket pikpoket is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 4:42am) in reply to Edals

    you have no idea how hard i erupted in laughter upon reading this Edals

    so is ActionJeff the Teecoy of the magic world?
  20. WonderCall WonderCall is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 5:45am) in reply to Edals

    THE ONLY THING HIS CARD IS MISSING IS A PICTURE OF A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS IN HIS HANDS.
  21. Edals Edals is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 6:52am) in reply to WonderCall

    Dude, what do you think he's pulling out of the cloak? JACK BABY!

    New text for Garza's Assassin:

    Sacrifice Garza's Assassin: Get your dick sucked in the forums every night, AND make money.<span> (How fucking sweet is that?!)</span>

    Recover -- You wake up with a goddamn hangover the next morning. Apologize to target forum.
  22. drewmas7 drewmas7 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 10:26am) in reply to Edals

    I will never understand what Jeff's sex life (whether is exists or not) has to do with anything. It is so goddamn annoying to read that in every thread though.

    Seriously guys, it's ok, he is better at cards than you, it will be ok.
  23. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 10:41am) in reply to Edals

    edals,
    you're so cool
  24. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 8:47pm) in reply to DexterCain

    lol
  25. Cheerio Now Cheerio Now is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 9:14pm) in reply to SluggerWV

    Pretty cool even though no idea wat magic is?? Like pokemon card game or something... Anyway Il suppose they will expect you to make a return now.. Shame though the picture is not cooler as least u have something to show ur grandchildren
  26. Peeig Peeig is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 11:10pm) in reply to Cheerio Now

    LLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jack Haley
  27. BigGunX BigGunX is offline Mr OT Party

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 11:47pm) in reply to Peeig

    I've never played Magic, but that's pretty awesome.
     
  28. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Jun 30th, 2006 (6/30/2006 11:48pm) in reply to BigGunX

    Sie schtzt, was ich fhle Sie schtzt, was ich leide. Nur sie verbirgt das Wahre Sie verbirgt, wer ich bin
  29. namniewd namniewd is offline

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    Jul 1st, 2006 (7/1/2006 12:04am) in reply to wowswift

    well done AJ... i wonder what my Magic card would be... play Namniewd's assassin and instantly gain 10 more accounts
  30. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Jul 1st, 2006 (7/1/2006 12:05am) in reply to wowswift

    Auf Der Suche!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111
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