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Niceguy
I will find you.
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Joined: Jul 06Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 7:02pm) in reply to dolphin13
Not to me, but dbo has got your back.Originally Posted by dolphin13
was it at least a little bit funny oh wise one
"Hey mupp you're a doctor, can't you help zee out with the ole kervorkian treatment?" -
dolphin13
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Joined: Jan 07Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 7:04pm) in reply to Niceguy
Originally Posted by Niceguy
Not to me, but dbo has got your back.
"Hey mupp you're a doctor, can't you help zee out with the ole kervorkian treatment?"
Damn it. Maybe one day I'll do something right that pleases you. Probably be the day I die. :) -
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Joined: Jul 07Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 7:37pm) in reply to dolphin13
Hopefully that day comes before August 7th 2011 Double Funeral FTW
Edited By: Popperhead Aug 4th, 2011 at 07:38 PM -
Niceguy
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Joined: Jul 06Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:04pm) in reply to JoeSexAppeal
like zee's soul?Originally Posted by JoeSexAppeal
thats still up in the air...
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dolphin13
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Joined: Jan 07Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:05pm) in reply to Niceguy
Originally Posted by Niceguy
like zee's soul?
And you call my jokes bad
Yikes. You definitely have some great jokes but you lay a lot of eggs -
Niceguy
I will find you.
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Joined: Jul 06Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:06pm) in reply to dolphin13
quanity over quality.
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Joined: Nov 08Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:06pm) in reply to dolphin13
well if niceguy lays a lot of eggs then you must have a lifetime supply of eggs at this point.Originally Posted by dolphin13
And you call my jokes bad
Yikes. You definitely have some great jokes but you lay a lot of eggs -
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Joined: Jun 08Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:10pm) in reply to dolphin13
at least he has great onesOriginally Posted by dolphin13
And you call my jokes bad
Yikes. You definitely have some great jokes but you lay a lot of eggs -
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Joined: Sep 07Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:11pm) in reply to dolphin13
Originally Posted by Mr Galt
If his suicide skills are on par with his cooking skills he'll be back to posting quite soon.
loool awesome
Originally Posted by dolphin13
Damn it. Maybe one day I'll do something right that pleases you. Probably be the day I die. :)
don't try and turn this into a dolphin suicide thread, the only thing that can kill dolphin is lack of attention. lol <3 tho -
dolphin13
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Joined: Jan 07Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:11pm) in reply to norcaljeff
Damn OT affirmative action showing up again
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Where is this fool?
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DBo Fo Sho
Taking advantage of Official Threads
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Joined: Jul 06Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:20pm) in reply to Niceguy
It was the wording and flow of it that still makes it hilarious to me. Pretty sure everyone posting in here not offering condolences is taking one step closer to hell regardless.Originally Posted by Niceguy
Not to me, but dbo has got your back.
"Hey mupp you're a doctor, can't you help zee out with the ole kervorkian treatment?" -
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Joined: Nov 08Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:22pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho
there is no such thing as hell tho.
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Joined: Mar 07Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:23pm) in reply to JoeSexAppeal
So, can we not let ECU give a eulogy? If he does come back, can we not have one of the mods ban him?
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Yeah, I mean there is definitely some funny stuff in this thread, but the whole 5 star thing is mildly offensive. I agree with whoever said most likely it is nothing and he is just bashful about coming back into OT after going so emo.
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Joined: Dec 09Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:26pm) in reply to LeftyMark
I agree, giving this thread 5 stars is offensive.
It deserves 6.
also, why the f does this site not ave spoilers
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Joined: Sep 09Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:44pm) in reply to MattElsarelli
Dolphin it's true. You're not funny. Your one liners are cute and quirky like a chick. I definitely thought you were female for a while.
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Posts: 205
Joined: Feb 06Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:48pm) in reply to SCTrojans
i normally don't post.....but when I do, I prefer a zeedustin thread.
glad to see he is still a tool....karma can be a b!tch. -
Glo4m
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Joined: Dec 06Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:52pm) in reply to Mad_Nervous
was it the one liners or the dildo-in-mouth pic?Originally Posted by Mad_Nervous
Dolphin it's true. You're not funny. Your one liners are cute and quirky like a chick. I definitely thought you were female for a while.
lol, i like dolphin, he trolls the shit out of most ppl. if he just had access to my "he mad" folder. -
I would like to think that he would laugh at some of this stuff himself. Some of it's insensitive and cruel, but if you're a regular poster here, you have to somewhat expect it. The inner asshole is strong with some of these people, and hiding behind a computer screen doesn't improve the situation. Most of it is just good-natured teasing. I don't think there are many in OT that get beat up or ridiculed worse than me, and I'm still here and smiling :)
Originally Posted by TiltinShoes
Yeah, I mean there is definitely some funny stuff in this thread, but the whole 5 star thing is mildly offensive. I agree with whoever said most likely it is nothing and he is just bashful about coming back into OT after going so emo.
I think the majority are sincerely concerned about him and feel empathy for his situation, all teasing aside. I have a feeling he's fine and just a little embarassed. I sure hope so. Agree that the star rating thing is awkward, though (Lefty will probably boo me for this comment lol) -
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Joined: Nov 08Aug 4th, 2011 (8/4/2011 8:53pm) in reply to ECUgirl
All those words and no pics? Can you please atleast show us your can's a little you milf!!!
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How have I ruined the thread? Just curious.
Originally Posted by SCTrojans
dolphin and ecugirl trying to ruin an awesome thread :(
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