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  1. Love em or Hatem, there is no in between, feel free to expound reasoning behind it if need be... Obv cant get everybody, just picked some out that have posted lately but can add as i think of some (may butcher some names but go with it bishes)

    *Disclaimer - im due for a letdown thread so all you cockspammers can feel free to not post if your not interested.

    Chazmental - This guy is the nuts, definitely would be a leader of Marines.. Cant help but thinking how fun it would be to get him highly intoxicated and then start a fight with some big guy just to see what would happen.
    LasVegasPokerDealer - This guy is nuts! my vegoose better half, people die, have babies, and get divorced when we form the product of our system.. but were nice fucking guys too
    PhilAlphaMTSU - this guy has a big gut and nuts! we both just got webcams and are planning on taking O.T. to a whole new level and take the poker world over.. or sumthing like that
    BigGunx - Probably has the smallest nuts due to stature, but per capita hes up there with the best.. all around class act in person fo sho
    WacoKidd - what else can you say.. the dudes at the top of the profession that we all either aspire or have aspired to get to.. good guy, smart ass poster glad i havent felt the wrath yet, sense of humor there. give him credit he keeps hanging and claiming with o.t. even though half you ghey fuckers have mancrushes on him which is fucking six, but to each its own.. rock on waco, HOF 08
    Sean61fuckface - too negative, probably just trying to find his niche as a terdferguson at least the little shit keeps trying though, and dont back down from anyone..
    Ess286 - His stories are prob better than mine cause he doesnt pay for them (j/k), has an exciting job, hes def the nuts..
    Towman1 - sorry man, hes definitely got the mangina of the group, but in a good way.. i cant tell if he takes shit personal with t1c or what.. enjoy the tow stories, his way of life is diff than ours (down south cracka) so i like hearing his version or take on things.. we go waay back as well.
    Sicktight - Got to respect the musician, i cant even play hand guitar on my dick right so mad props there.. i trip out every time he posts about sports, because i just dont see that when i picture him.. heard hes a kickass person to party with too
    WAR - probably just like anyone else that hasnt, im so infactuated to meet him.. As diff as i i am, i really think this mofo is probab head and shoulders wierder than i am..so yes, a liitle man crush on war, but not a ghey one.. could be a historical poster if he went all out on the camera but his reservation is respected..
    Pluv - like the damn senator of ot, he follows all that shit, and he shares very conservative views, which is understandable as Bekigirl actually has his penix in her pocket at all times.. Didnt really agree with some posts from when i used to read before, but i actually enjoy the cute little tagteam thing they got going now.. sorry i have a confession, i fucked ur cat.. she was on her period, i can sense the smell of blood on pussy and just tore away.. ill buy you all a knew one.
    Jericholic - hes married to t1c, i guess i have to respect it but i cant really like it.. Daaannii (sans Adriaaann)
    SocalDrew - i would pay for dinner of 2 with him, because as most think im wierd, i would love to see his facial expressions on half the shit i say.. i think he thinks im a disgusting pig, but im really a nice guy.. plus, dont really want to be a photoshop enemy to this guy.. genually a good poster as well
    Jaybonesuxmynuts - who the hell gets high and disses their nephews on christmas.. sorry, your in the doghouse for this one, according to a post earlier today, their is a likely chance of natural disaster coming our way, life is short, spend time with your relatives shizz at least on xmas. fucking waco went to indiana on xmas, sure that wasnt the greatest state to fly to in december but you do what you got to do..
    SluggerWV- where does he seriously get his material? hes like the male version of stifflers mom, very idolish, a fucking staple in the community. if he liked black chicks i would preach on him more, ehh.
    BillMueller - who the fuck would want to protest the OT hall of fame.. still a skinnymaroni (arent we all).. part of the Lobsta, TMAC crowd.. maybe one day him and waco can settle their differences on the market value of their respective regions..still a jewmoniker
    Nic London - maybe i just dont understand foriegners, for his example about cooking stuff.. but i just dont get his view or humor on anything..eh maybe its just me

    AG - We may have had sex last wknd at the club and just didnt know it in D.C... was i good? shes like the girl me, i mean she openly admits to wanting to be bent over or just suck a dill cause shes not in the mood for secxing.. who cant appreciate that? plus shes confident, a little over the top at times, but flamboyancy is good at the right tune, she has the ability to create contoversy.. started some good webcam reviews, good material.. oh and she likes to watch me draw dicks, we are love at first sight!
    errtcgirl - so brash.. i really think shes her and T1C are the same girls.. think me, myself and Irene.. i dont know they just both seem to be in offset moods half the time.. i think they have drove Towman to high blood pressure, so keep up the good work
    T1C - I mean there is always hope right? who doesnt like a substitute teacher imean thats like 10 fantasies right there.. laughs at my posts, which not alot of people do so due credit there (in real life they just think im disgusting)
    Bekigirl - probably wont be letting pluv post in the future.. shes like hillary to his bill, kurt warner or doug christies wife type caliber but i like it.. got alot of fans, active, and an enjoyable read..
    Maridu - Females arent supposed to be this damn dominant, but i think err(know) this bish is a true balla.. i never met a female baller for reals, so get back in the kitchen please.. j/k.. seriously she kills poker too, im just not used to that shit.. ah she taught me they celebrated Quanza in Brazil so shes smart too.. I think i would pay about 400 portugese dollars to see her in poc 5s thongs in her period (is that overtheline) sorry if it is, but im just sayin it would be hawt.. we could do it over webcam, me you and phi... add AG, you got doubles action? im just sayin think about it..

    I have started more, but my kid is calling, i accidently left Onion booty on the dvd, and now he is inquiring about whats on T.V.. brb
  2. BillMueller - who the fuck would want to ban the OT hall of fame.. cant really support a skinnymaroni like that..

    at no point did I say to "ban" the HOF. I said I am not voting for it.
    get your shit straight
  3. Sigh. I never make peoples lists.
  4. <span>Sweetness777 - </span>for his wonderfully romantic love stories.
  5. photoshopping > lists
  6. Finally made a list and 'suxmynuts' got added to my name. obv not a good thing.

    Also, dont compare me with Waco... Im pretty sure we are exact opposites. The only thing we have in common is that we are both white.
  7. yes, that was quite over the line
  8. sorry jaybone, call it how i see it man.. you get high a little too much but as long as you can take care of your shit than you good.. see, i bone hookers but im still home in time for dinner to take a good snowballing and mat her pimples with my cum ya know what i mean.. its all about responsibility.
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  9. I get drunk... not high.

    Only been high a few times in my life (ate brownies 2 or 3 times and ate mushrooms twice).
  10. I think you ate number 9 & 10 hash brownies of Jaybones... You've been whack the past week. It's funny but nonetheless whack.
     
  11. no mention of my motorboating sklls? die.
  12. vwp brag post. congrats
  13. skisteve - motorboating since 1989

  14. one list I should be happy I didnt make i think
     
  15. ty! those look VERY familiar. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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