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Love Letter from Crazy Asian in Theater Class

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  1. josephf josephf is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:02am)

    I recieved this over the summer. I had managed to dodge her until today, which reminded me this would be a funny thing to post here. Mind you this girl did not say a word to me in person throughout the whole class.

    XXX,

    i m XXXXXX,XX, from your theater class.
    i know we never talk to each other before, and this seems abruptly to send you a letter, but i want to let you kown my real thought from deep inside.
    i know we are from two different countries and things between us are really different.
    but when i first see you in class, i felt u are the one who will be important in my life.
    each time when i look at u i just felt we have knew each other for a long time. like a friend, family member.. or what so familiar. i dont know why.
    this afternoon i tried to talk to u after class but u walked so fast!!! omg!!! do u hear i was calling you... its one of the crazies thing i have done in my life.
    when i ran into trabant u diapeared...... whywhywhy!!
    be straight: I like you. i dont know why, but i just like you.
    i know as a girl i might should not do this, but thats my real thought.
    i dont mind what do you think about me, but just give a chance to know each other.
    no matter what, i can be your friend. A forever friend. its hard to say forever, but at least this is my goal!
    just give me a chance. i am confidence u wont be regret to know me.

    after today, after i told you all of this, i will try my best to achieve my goal which is to stay together with you.
    when you get in trouble or feeling upset, let me know, i try my best to protect you.
    my phone is XXX XXX XXXX. contact me.

    lets began to know each other just as a friend. i dont care who do u think i am. give me a chance to stand by u.
    this is my first time writting this, i know there are grammer errors, forgive about it.
    dont forget to text me OK? (we have the same birthday do you notice? text me brother!!!)
    i am serious.

    &! nbsp; best,
    &! nbsp; xxxx
    Edited By: josephf Jan 14th, 2012 at 01:46 AM
  2. Diggity D Diggity D is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:03am) in reply to josephf

    pics or get the fuck out bro
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:04am) in reply to Diggity D

    Cannot comment until pics are posted.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:05am) in reply to MadProfesor

    tl; didnt see pics, etc...
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:05am) in reply to ScottBrewr99

    Stick it and forget it.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:05am) in reply to Diggity D

     
    Originally Posted by Diggity D View Post

    pics or get the fuck out bro

    this.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:06am) in reply to josephf

    bang her, then when you're leaving tell her to have a rice day
     
  8. josephf josephf is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:07am) in reply to gimmietheloot

    settle down tough guys i'll get you pics as soon as i find her on facebook.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:07am) in reply to josephf

    bfactor would write a long post telling you not to stick it though. That would be one less Asian for him to fantasize about :)
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:09am) in reply to rocksolid124

    photographs
  11. josephf josephf is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:10am) in reply to thereraise

    I am not going to stick her.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:11am) in reply to josephf

     
    Originally Posted by josephf View Post

    settle down tough guys i'll get you pics as soon as i find her on facebook.


    Is she cute?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:13am) in reply to BigEarn7

    send her my way

    and will you people stop saying that bfactor likes asians. He doesn't. He only likes light skinned Japs and Koreans.
    Edited By: dolphin13 Jan 12th, 2012 at 07:14 AM
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:15am) in reply to dolphin13

    Does is matter if shes cute?

    Im a man who likes a story, i would have snap called her and lived to tell about it.

    Dont be a pussy.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:15am) in reply to BigEarn7

     
    Originally Posted by BigEarn7 View Post

    Is she cute?

    Eh, I am not trying into Asian girls at all but she is sorrrrrta cute. Pretty average IMO as far as Asians go.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:17am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    send her my way

    and will you people stop saying that bfactor likes asians. He doesn't. He only likes light skinned Japs and Koreans.


    light skinned Japs and Koreans aren't Asians?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:18am) in reply to rocksolid124

    in another life u are prob stuck on an island with her after a plane crash.
     
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:19am) in reply to rocksolid124

     
    Originally Posted by rocksolid124 View Post

    light skinned Japs and Koreans aren't Asians?

    yes, but anytime says Asian girl on here, people talk about how bfactor would fap etc etc etc.

    Chances are bfactor would look at them and go ick. He probably would only find .1 percent of Asian women aged 18-30 attractive.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:21am) in reply to dolphin13

    asian girls like sex alot
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:24am) in reply to AmSlim22

     
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    in another life u are prob stuck on an island with her after a plane crash.

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:24am) in reply to rocksolid124

    great job avoiding this cute chick that wanted to bang...
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:31am) in reply to Hank H1LL

     
    Originally Posted by JaySpo View Post

    asian girls like sex alot

    really??

     
    Originally Posted by Hank H1LL View Post

    great job avoiding this cute chick that wanted to bang...

    what do you know? punk
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:35am) in reply to josephf

    josepf
    Did you ever get caught using that fake ID in Atlantic city??
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:36am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    yes, but anytime says Asian girl on here, people talk about how bfactor would fap etc etc etc.

    Chances are bfactor would look at them and go ick. He probably would only find .1 percent of Asian women aged 18-30 attractive.


    We get it dolphin, you like ugly asian woman.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:39am) in reply to Diggity D

    100% of asian women have giant bush's
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:39am) in reply to josephf

     
    Originally Posted by josephf View Post

    really??


    Yeah for sure. Go hit that chick up. If she wrote that this past summer she's prob still down for it.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:40am) in reply to josephf

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:47am) in reply to josephf

     
    Originally Posted by josephf View Post

    what do you know? punk

    so in other words that's exactly what happened.

    I do know you're going to hell because you like balls in your face
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:49am) in reply to Hank H1LL

    So some reasonably attractive chick is all over your junk, you're "single," and you pass... Pics of your BF?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 7:55am) in reply to zander

    "forever friend" made me lol.
    and how the fuck does she know you have the same birthday?
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