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Love Letter from Crazy Asian in Theater Class

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  1. vote4arealclown vote4arealclown is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 9:58pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post

    dude, wtf?

    don't be so fucking scared that she approached you like this, just a cultural thing, go on a date and see wtf she is like, what's the worst thing that could happen?

    Babys!
  2. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:00pm) in reply to vote4arealclown

    You are just lucky that she didn't bump into you in Europe while you were yelling ALAN!
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:06pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Are you guys crazy? I'm with Josephs friends on this one, I would proceed extremely cautiously. You don't use the word 'forever' and 'I will protect you' in a note of someone you just want to hook up with. At best I think it would be a very awkward hook up, that hardly seems worth it... especially when she already wants to marry you.

    She seems like a sheltered, naive, girl... I admire her courage a great deal for doing this and going for it, but if I were you I would move slowly. Go on a date with her and see how she is, but I would be pretty honest up front.

    On another note, the Similar Threads section below is telling me that I create a thread in March of 2007 called "Crazy Asian Sports...", so I'm going to go check that out now.
    Edited By: Nickc011 Jan 12th, 2012 at 10:08 PM
     
  4. josephf josephf is offline

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:07pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post

    dude, wtf?

    don't be so fucking scared that she approached you like this, just a cultural thing, go on a date and see wtf she is like, what's the worst thing that could happen?

    Why would you think I'd be scared? What would be scaring me? I am not scared of her, I think it is weird that she sent me an email like that but chose not to speak to me once in person. I am just trying to have some fun with this.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:08pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Man I only did one asian and that shit was so tight it felt like it does when you use your left fore finger and thumb shaped like the "ok" sign and stroke it in reverse.
     
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:10pm) in reply to kidrockin

    How the fuck did this make it to 5 pages without a pic? Oh, I forgot...one of the pages was dedicated to Smokecock making it about him.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:10pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    You are just lucky that she didn't bump into you in Europe while you were yelling ALAN!

    Lol true. I would still Alanwrench the fuck out of the bitch regardless tho. Shit needs to go down. She's ASIAN for fuck's sake, I mean COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN

    sdlkfkjsgfjis0gj0jrgsdlikfv

    And fuck anybody who tries to act like this situation is at all similar to when ladyluck got all invitationalsauce @ me and I didn't go for it. That shit clearly wasn't even remotely the same. Lol @ people acting like white tang would've been even remotely acceptable. She wasn't even asian-at-heart to make up for her ethnic inferiority ffs. Like, for example Keira Knightley, back before the anorexia, was white, but was still forgivable since she clearly had some asianness inside her at heart, even if she had the gross ethnic defect of being a roundeye caucasian loser or whatever, so at least I'd be down to fuck that. Like, you can tell she'd be all deep thinking and like, meditating with me next to an asian bamboo zen fountain in a misty/foggy forrest den or some shit probly after we fucked. Ladyluck clearly would not have. She would've just been all white personish and like, worn her shoes inside her house despite being indoors or something equivalently unacceptable of that sort, and I would've cried deeply and everything would have been absurdly terrible. Haters gon hate, but it's true.

    So, long story short, OP needs to fuck this woman immed, and it's not hypocritical of me to say so.
    Edited By: bfactor Jan 13th, 2012 at 12:07 AM
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:12pm) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Not if it was a fake asian like a Filipina or some horseshit like that obv.

    Awesome. My girl is half filipina and I tell her I only like the spanish side of the filipina not the asian. That's usually is followed by me sleeping on the couch.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:14pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    Lol I knew I was gonna burn like 2309482309482 bridges by saying that shit, but I just had to do it tho, given Dolphin's comment on page 1 lol
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:16pm) in reply to AmSlim22

     
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    yea, Grottos. love that pizzza.

    The first time I ever put my peepee in a girls butt, I met her at Grotto's in Newark. True Story. Needless to say, she was a classy broad.
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:19pm) in reply to jasmith85

    Why is this thread so gay?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:21pm) in reply to MattMaster

    Be her forever man?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:26pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    How the fuck did this make it to 5 pages without a pic? Oh, I forgot...one of the pages was dedicated to Smokecock making it about him.

    SmokeCock is Asian?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:38pm) in reply to RWill2073

     
    Originally Posted by RWill2073 View Post

    Be her forever man?

    Edited By: cminer25 Jan 12th, 2012 at 10:38 PM
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:53pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    ive had sex with over 25 women, never got my yellow belt :(

    How much did that cost in USD?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:55pm) in reply to tedSTRETCH

    looool even the PDers come over to OT to take shots at smokecock
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 10:59pm) in reply to Glo4m

    she's asian. do you really need to see a picture?
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 11:08pm) in reply to whaler55

     
    Originally Posted by whaler55 View Post

    she's asian. do you really need to see a picture?

    Yes, we do.

    Is she:



    Or:

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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 11:36pm) in reply to hiroshi_87

     
    Originally Posted by hiroshi_87 View Post

    Yes, we do.

    Is she:



    Or:

    Finally, someone who comprehends Asians properly
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    Jan 12th, 2012 (1/12/2012 11:39pm) in reply to bfactor

    Awwww...She sounds so sweet! What could possibly go wrong hooking up with her?
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 2:03am) in reply to TRMGM

    Somebody tell me how to post pics without anybody being able to find this girls facebook, her real name, ect. and I will be able to post pics.
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  22. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 2:09am) in reply to josephf

    Ways:

    1. When you are texting back and forth with her, you can ask her to text you a pic of herself

    or

    2. Ask her if she can text you a link to her facebook page

    or

    3. Take a picture of her with your phone the next time you see her in class

    Or, if none of those options are possible, then, you could at least look on google images at pics of random asian chicks until you see one who looks similar to her and then post that pic and says "She looks like _____" and post a pic of some chick that looks like her until you are able to do one of the options above.

    etc

    edit: oops, I thought you were asking how you would be able to post pics if neither you nor anyone else you know was able to find her facebook page. Upon re-reading your post I now realize you meant you found pics of her and are asking how to post the pics without random internet creeps being able to fuck with her. If that's the case then just do what wantagolf/the other people said. As in, right click on the pics on her facebook page and select "save as" or whatever and then rename the picture to something other than the filename it has, like, rename it to "asiangirl1" or something like that instead of leaving it as like "azd1830382w30" or whatever the original file name is, that way nobody can trace her shit, and then just upload the pics which you have now renamed and saved to your computer up onto photobucket or flickr or any of the other dozens of free photo hosting sites of that sort and then post the pics from there onto here.
    Edited By: bfactor Jan 13th, 2012 at 02:22 AM
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 2:10am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by josephf View Post

    Somebody tell me how to post pics without anybody being able to find this girls facebook, her real name, ect. and I will be able to post pics.


    upload them to tinypic/photobucket, lock your account and copy paste url into little box above.
    Edited By: wantagolf Jan 13th, 2012 at 02:11 AM
     
  24. LakersnYanks LakersnYanks is offline

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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 2:12am) in reply to wantagolf

    So semi sexy hot Asian girl who's in love with you wants to fuck and you have to think about this?

    You wanna know how I know your gay?
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 2:14am) in reply to josephf

     
    Originally Posted by josephf View Post

    Somebody tell me how to post pics without anybody being able to find this girls facebook, her real name, ect. and I will be able to post pics.

    right click on pic>copy image url. Shouldnt link back to her FB, check the url to be sure.
     
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 3:05am) in reply to gar2garvin

    or just PM them to me and I'll rehost
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 3:15am) in reply to Glo4m

    thread has such potential
     
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 3:30am) in reply to kidrockin

     
    Originally Posted by kidrockin View Post

    Man I only did one asian and that shit was so tight it felt like it does when you use your left fore finger and thumb shaped like the "ok" sign and stroke it in reverse.

    I thought my wife felt a little loosened up when I stuck it in
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 4:15am) in reply to dolphin13

    He asked how to post pictures 2 hours ago and still nothing

    Edited By: tamayo85 Jan 13th, 2012 at 04:15 AM
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    Jan 13th, 2012 (1/13/2012 4:18am) in reply to tamayo85

    the correct terminology is "crasian" fyi
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