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***MAGNET STEVE'S OT TALENT SHOW RULES***

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  1. Magnet Steve Magnet Steve is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:08pm)

    The Beer Chug thread gave me a great idea... since YouTube is now allowed again, since most of us have webcams and or camera phones, and since we all saw the response Scha got with his vids, I think it's clearly time for the...

    1st Annual Off Topic Talent Show!!!!!!

    So, here's the gist. Lots of you have secret talents, ones that, through a combination of pride and a lack of history of substance abuse, you have been unwilling or unable to share with the OT community. Or, maybe you have, but no one believes you. Either way, there's no excuse now. Time to show off.

    The Rules:

    1. You must make a VIDEO of yourself (no pictures), no more than 5 minutes in length, demonstrating some skill, ability, or talent that you believe is unique or exceptional.

    2. One week from today, Sunday, October 12th, I will create the ***OFFICIAL*** submission thread. You will have 48 hours to upload, post, and embed your videos for the OT world to see.

    3. On Tuesday, October 14th, at 11:59PM, the voting will begin. Voting will last for 48 hours. Whoever has the most votes will be declared the winner.

    4. There is NO BUY-IN for this event. No barrier for entry. The winner will receive OT adulation. If others wish to donate gifts for the cause, that would certainly be appreciated, but this isn't about money. It's about self-degradation, embarrassment, and relieving horrific memories of grade school.
    5. Videos must be at least moderately SFW.

    Alright, OT, you have your mission. Let's see what you've got.

    P.S. If you have ideas for other rules/rule changes, post them below.

    P.P.S. Mods, please sticky. This has epic potential.
  2. dolphin13 dolphin13 is online now OT Vice MVP

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:11pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    first

    so would a video of me banging your mom be moderately sfw??
  3. Brooklyn999 Brooklyn999 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:12pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    2nd
  4. Magnet Steve Magnet Steve is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:17pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    I'm fairly sure that necrophilia is considered moderate to heavy <strike>treason</strike> NSFW.
    Thread Starter
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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:47pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    so steve are you positive?
  6. dolphin13 dolphin13 is online now OT Vice MVP

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:48pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    is it offensive if I say I'm grabbing my shovel?
  7. moses rob moses rob is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 1:49pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    i pledge T-shirt from my clothing store in the mall for winner. m or f styles i carry.
  8. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:17pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    Get ready for the fastest right hand you've ever seen.....
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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:20pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    lool, I dont have any talent I need some direction.
  10. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:32pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    This is the best idea a human being has ever had.

    I nominate you for some kinda prize... like one of them-there MacArthur Genius grants.
  11. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:35pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    Making sticky, by request. See rules in first post.
  12. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:36pm) in reply to Magnet Steve

    Ohhh myyyy gotta find a talent other than drinking and acting a fool immediately...
     
  13. korey729 korey729 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:45pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    its not really a talent, but i found my old stun gun last night and we all took turns zapping each other on camera. there is some pretty good footage and i'll be putting it up on youtube soon
  14. Customflip Customflip is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:48pm) in reply to korey729

    ^^^ Def a talent
  15. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:50pm) in reply to korey729

     
    Originally Posted by korey729 View Post

    its not really a talent, but i found my old stun gun last night and we all took turns zapping each other on camera. there is some pretty good footage and i'll be putting it up on youtube soon

    We'd have to get magnet steve's opinion on this, but I'm pretty sure he'll agree with me when I say: that is clearlyyyyyyyyy a talent. Get that shit on youtube, immed.
  16. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 2:56pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    Can I have OT picka talent for me to try & I'll cam it up?

    Edit: FFFFFF Pg 2... =\

    I'm so ronery
     
  17. Customflip Customflip is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 3:00pm) in reply to GreesonEV

     
    Originally Posted by Greeson08 View Post

    Can I have OT picka talent for me to try & I'll cam it up?

    Edit: FFFFFF Pg 2... =\

    I'm so ronery

    Do a McCain impersonation
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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 3:23pm) in reply to GreesonEV

     
    Originally Posted by Greeson08 View Post

    Can I have OT picka talent for me to try & I'll cam it up?

    Edit: FFFFFF Pg 2... =\

    I'm so ronery

    Light a fart
     
  19. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is online now

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 4:02pm) in reply to GreesonEV

     
    Originally Posted by Greeson08 View Post

    Can I have OT picka talent for me to try & I'll cam it up?

    Edit: FFFFFF Pg 2... =\

    I'm so ronery

    Disappear..
  20. GreesonEV GreesonEV is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 4:12pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Greeson08 View Post

    Can I have OT picka talent for me to try & I'll cam it up?

    Edit: FFFFFF Pg 2... =\

    I'm so ronery

    Disappear..

    Grow up Peter Pan
     
  21. gambowler gambowler is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 4:46pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    next week i'll videotape myself drinking and rooting for the redskins. i'm very good at it.

  22. resilient resilient is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 8:22pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    If I get motivated to get someone to film me, I will give the greatest Carl Spangler medley that anyone in OT has seen....
     
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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 8:24pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/fyp-3394089

    my entry..
  24. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 8:27pm) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post


    http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/fyp-3394089

    my entry..

    LIES!!

    im gonna need proof.
     
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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 8:29pm) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/fyp-3394089

    my entry..

    That could be a winner if it were done minus the top....
     
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    Oct 5th, 2008 (10/5/2008 9:20pm) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    Someone link that video of Phi singing Freak Me Baby.. That was awesome.
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    Oct 6th, 2008 (10/6/2008 12:19am) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    First Entry <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XNQIHQ9o8I&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XNQIHQ9o8I&hl=en&fs=1" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0XNQIHQ9o8I&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object> Second Entry <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jDeLjOiBFeI&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jDeLjOiBFeI&hl=en&fs=1" mce_src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jDeLjOiBFeI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>
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    Oct 6th, 2008 (10/6/2008 12:21am) in reply to AFink93

    I have to admit something. I am a no talent assclown. I'm sure many of you suspected this already. I can drive realllllllly good and ski really good and wreck my mtn bike really good but all those are difficult to film or have downsides like death or need snow so I'm fucked.
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    Oct 6th, 2008 (10/6/2008 1:28am) in reply to skisteve

    If someone were to make a video of themselves smoking crack would that count?
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    Oct 6th, 2008 (10/6/2008 3:25am) in reply to XXEDPXX

    i can juggle 5 bowling pins at the same time...dont have a camera though
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