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  1. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:05am)

    Here is one for you men. I know it might sound a little metro, but its something easy, quick, and simple to do to improve you appearance.
    The one easiest thing you can do to improve your looks is......Face lotion, as simple daily moisturizer with a low spf does wonders for your skins texture and makes you look younger. You can get a cheap bottle for like $5 and it does wonders. I just started doing it daily like a year ago and it does wonders.
  2. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:08am) in reply to monteaz

    i use my sperm for face lotion. save the 5 bucks. you are a sucker
  3. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:10am) in reply to Donkey Kong



    If your nuts is cool, you'll be cool.
  4. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:11am) in reply to monteaz

     
    Originally Posted by monteaz View Post

    You can get a cheap bottle for like $5 and it does wonders. I just started doing it daily like a year ago and it does wonders.







    k thats enough giffing for me
  5. MikeyRy MikeyRy is offline still fat

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 6:20am) in reply to Hateflops

    fuck you hateflops
  6. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:18am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    +1 for using da donkey's sperm. wait what?
  7. elusively elusively is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:06am) in reply to norcaljeff

    Wtf you bang a couple sexy chicks and you're a dermatologist?

    Lol 2011 OT
  8. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:12am) in reply to elusively

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  9. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 8:57am) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    +1 for using da donkey's sperm. wait what?

    do you hear yourself talking when you speak?

  10. frazze2 frazze2 is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 9:24am) in reply to userid363

    shower a day will keep knob cheese at bay
  11. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 9:55am) in reply to frazze2

    Monteaz, not to sound gay, but you look like shit in the face.
     
  12. littleze littleze is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 10:27am) in reply to Rocky

    http://youtu.be/CGeAMVK75T4
    Edited By: littleze Oct 5th, 2011 at 10:28 AM
  13. time4badbeat time4badbeat is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 1:04pm) in reply to littleze

    Oil of Olay
     
  14. cmval cmval is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 1:05pm) in reply to time4badbeat

    I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    edit: littleze beat me to this with his video clip lol
    Edited By: cmval Oct 5th, 2011 at 01:05 PM
  15. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 3:58pm) in reply to monteaz

     
    Originally Posted by monteaz View Post

    Here is one for you men. I know it might sound a little metro, but its something easy, quick, and simple to do to improve you appearance.
    The one easiest thing you can do to improve your looks is......Face lotion, as simple daily moisturizer with a low spf does wonders for your skins texture and makes you look younger. You can get a cheap bottle for like $5 and it does wonders. I just started doing it daily like a year ago and it does wonders.

    yeah....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGz7KiSm0YQ

    Edited By: Camronius Oct 5th, 2011 at 04:03 PM
  16. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 4:00pm) in reply to Camronius

    I have a question... does it do wonders?
  17. Lefra Lefra is offline

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 4:15pm) in reply to XquiziVex

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  18. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Oct 5th, 2011 (10/5/2011 7:07pm) in reply to cmval

     
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

    edit: littleze beat me to this with his video clip lol

    lol. My favorite part of the youtube clip was the popup ad for American Laser skin treatment
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