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Married guys (and girls): Do you take your wedding band off before rubbing one out?

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  1. Hughester Hughester is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:15am)

    Been married a little over a month. Still not sure on my preference. Discuss.
  2. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:16am) in reply to Hughester

    I only wear my ring when we go to special events, like other weddings or something. I have never put it on to pleasure myself. Maybe I should give it a try.
  3. dnb128 dnb128 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:17am) in reply to LeftyMark

    I use it to pleasure myself.
  4. Shaaarrrp Shaaarrrp is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:17am) in reply to dnb128

    Are you asking because it's uncomfortable or you feel guilty about it? The second reason is ridiculous imo
     
  5. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:18am) in reply to Shaaarrrp

  6. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:18am) in reply to Shaaarrrp

    Does this mean you are left handed? If not, you are doing it wrong.
  7. resilient resilient is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:19am) in reply to LizardBoy

    I can make lefty hook shots and can throw a football fairly well lefty.... but rubbing one out lefty, no way.
    Edited By: resilient Sep 9th, 2010 at 12:19 AM
     
  8. saxman saxman is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:20am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I only wear my ring when we go to special events, like other weddings or something. I have never put it on to pleasure myself. Maybe I should give it a try.

    same
  9. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:21am) in reply to saxman

    Already jackin it after a month?
  10. Braaak Braaak is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:23am) in reply to budo09

    I lost mine about 5 years ago. Never replaced it.
  11. Hughester Hughester is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:24am) in reply to Shaaarrrp

     
    Originally Posted by Shaaarrrp View Post

    Are you asking because it's uncomfortable or you feel guilty about it? The second reason is ridiculous imo

    The first reason.

     
    Originally Posted by budo09 View Post

    Already jackin it after a month?

    There are some things you should stop doing when you get married...jerking it isn't one of them.

     
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    Does this mean you are left handed? If not, you are doing it wrong.

    No, not left handed. But switch it up every once and a while.
    Thread Starter
  12. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:28am) in reply to Hughester

    i do not wear my ring, having a ring on my finger bothers me.
  13. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:30am) in reply to sellittojohn

    I sometimes strangle the snake with both hands at the same time. I saw something like that in a nature show and tried it. I like doing it when I'm waiting at stop lights too. People across from you look confused as hell. Good times.
  14. Werglum Werglum is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 12:57am) in reply to LeftyMark

    I never wear mine
  15. JKoblyn JKoblyn is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 1:22am) in reply to Werglum

    i never rub one out. i view it as cheating on my wife
  16. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 1:26am) in reply to JKoblyn

    only interested in the responses of the ladies
  17. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 2:17am) in reply to SluggerWV

    No, but my husband does.
  18. bdluss bdluss is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 2:23am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I only wear my ring when we go to special events, like other weddings or something. I have never put it on to pleasure myself. Maybe I should give it a try.

    First line here. Screw wearing jewelry. I wore mine for about a month and got sick of the feeling of it. I wear it only for events now. The ring is a symbol, but it is nothing more than that, marriage is a lot more than just wearing a ring.
     
  19. jokerswild jokerswild is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 2:46am) in reply to bdluss

    Sit on your hand until it is numb. Give yourself "a stranger" and the ring isn't a problem.
  20. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 3:17am) in reply to SluggerWV

     
    Originally Posted by SluggerWV View Post

    only interested in the responses of the ladies

    lol - i rarely remove my rings - this wouldn't be one of those times
  21. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 3:18am) in reply to pigalet42

    what does it matter if its a wedding ring? take the thing off, it doesnt feel good when bitches where rings and touch my wiener
  22. TC_Clueless TC_Clueless is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 4:31am) in reply to Lameass_

    I wish we could just bow to each other instead of shaking hands.
     
  23. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 4:36am) in reply to TC_Clueless

     
    Originally Posted by TC_Clueless View Post

    I wish we could just bow to each other instead of shaking hands.

    PM Patthecat...it's all good.
  24. baughman baughman is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 4:44am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    have not taken my ring off since I got married. Did the same in my first marriage also. Takes a few months before I forget all about having a ring on. Only time I think about it , is threads like this. Or I catch it on something.
  25. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 4:53am) in reply to baughman

    I've never taken my ring off longer than a few seconds.
    Edited By: TheFirm53 Sep 9th, 2010 at 04:53 AM
  26. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 4:54am) in reply to TheFirm53

    baughman since you never ever ever get laid you must wear rings out like once a month?
  27. baughman baughman is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 5:11am) in reply to Lameass_

    same $50 ring from walmart since the begining. I am left handed. So like most guys I go off hand to stroke it.
    Since my other problem, it is way to much work. SO i got to really want it to even give it ago. I mean I have to put a towel on the seat from all the sweat, gallon of lotion, arm and hand goes numb. IT helps to hold my breath, but not ready to go belt over the shower rod just yet. Then 30-45 minutes later after I am raw and seeing spots, I finally explode all over the place. Just not worth it for the most part. Plus then I have to go to internet options and delete everything. Then run all the virus stuff. So there has to be about 2 hrs worth of alone time at the house for it to even work. Married with 4 kids thats about once every couple of months.
    So I find it better to hold out for the once every 6 months my wife and I to do it. So I can blast a 12 gallon load all over my wife. She pretty much has to wear a rebreather before we start just to be safe.
  28. ttk1149 ttk1149 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 5:15am) in reply to baughman

    IM OUT
  29. bcdrmr bcdrmr is offline 3 of a kind > flush????

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 2:02pm) in reply to JKoblyn

     
    Originally Posted by JKoblyn View Post

    i never rub one out. i view it as cheating on my wife

    this right here at the bottom line... why not just do your wife? with or without the ring on?

    jewelry owns btw, I feel naked without my necklace/cross, blingin watch, wedding ring (never comes off) and a pretty pimp stainless/titanium bracelet
  30. adam_mc adam_mc is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2010 (9/9/2010 4:18pm) in reply to bcdrmr

     
    Originally Posted by bcdrmr View Post

    this right here at the bottom line... why not just do your wife? with or without the ring on?

    jewelry owns btw, I feel naked without my necklace/cross, blingin watch, wedding ring (never comes off) and a pretty pimp stainless/titanium bracelet


    Your choice of adjectives leads me to believe your wife is an extremely lucky lady.
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