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The Master Cleanse(Finished day10)

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  1. bukowski101 bukowski101 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:01am)

    Trying this body detox, anyone ever do it?

    All i get for 12 days is

    Morning- 1 quart warm water with sea salt

    Throughout the day- 6 - 8 12oz of water mixed w/ lemon, cayenne pepper, grade B maple syrup

    Night- 1 cup herbal laxative tea

    No food, and you shit a lot. weeeeee

    ****

    Day 5 is tomorrow with no food. Day 1 was one of the worst days of my life physically. Caffeine withdrawl is so sick, I couldn't even stand up. Today I started to actually feel good and I have a ton of energy. I think it should be easy now to get to day 10 now that the hard part is over. I know no one gives a shit...lol

    buk

    EDIT** Day 10 Finished! weeeeee

    This was insanely hard to do but really worth it. I have more energy then I can ever remember having. I feel good when I wake up and all throughout the day. I recomend this to everyone but if you are gonna start it... then finish it. Don't torture yourself the first couple days and not get the payoff.
     
  2. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:03am) in reply to bukowski101

    sounds like a fucking blast
  3. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:03am) in reply to bukowski101

    You must have to pee in a cup really bad, huh?
  4. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:04am) in reply to bukowski101

    sounds like a pretty sweet diet, maybe i should try this.
  5. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:07am) in reply to bukowski101

    I doubt you make it to day 4.
  6. cmval cmval is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:07am) in reply to bukowski101

    sounds like a crappy diet to me
  7. bukowski101 bukowski101 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:08am) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    sounds like a pretty sweet diet, maybe i should try this.

    actually I read the average person loses between 10 and 20lbs on this 12 day detox. There is litterally years of shit sitting inside of you that you lug around everyday.
     
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  8. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:14am) in reply to bukowski101

    i'll keep my 10-20 lbs of shit if i don't ever have to do what you're doing to yourself right now
  9. Hateflops Hateflops is offline 7 over par. ship it!

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:15am) in reply to bukowski101

    I love pooping fwiw.
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:17am) in reply to Hateflops

     
    Originally Posted by Hateflops View Post

    I love pooping fwiw.

  11. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:17am) in reply to Hateflops

    but lemon water is pretty damn tasty.
  12. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 3:19am) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    but lemon water is pretty damn tasty.

    until you add cayenne pepper to it...
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 4:25am) in reply to bukowski101

    lol. . .if I try this one out. . .even if i make it to day 2 and say 'fuck it' and get a pizza. . . .

    what are the specifics? 1 quart warm water with how much salt?

    how much lemon/cayenne/syrup?

    or does it not matter, within reason?
    and where do i get herbal laxative tea? never bought tea, thats why i'm askin. . . .
  14. cmval cmval is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 4:29am) in reply to satchmo

    is this diet healthy? i mean can it fuck something in your body up? i couldnt imagine just eating..i mean drinking that for 12 days
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 4:31am) in reply to cmval

    Penn & Teller say....

    BULLSHIT!
     
  16. bukowski101 bukowski101 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 4:39am) in reply to satchmo

    just search "Master Cleanse" you will find a lot on it including amounts. The salt is 2 tablespoons. the cayenne pepper is 1/10th a tablespoon. 1/2 lemon. 2 tablespoons of the syrup.

    The herbal laxative is "senna". The best one recomended is "Smoothe Move" LOL!
     
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 4:47am) in reply to bukowski101

    My friend did this for 2 weeks, hes still fat. Eat all the shit you want and get a colonic if youre so concerned bout whats hangin around in your guts.
  18. bukowski101 bukowski101 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 4:51am) in reply to ucantbeatthemeat

    i am not fat and i am not doing it to lose weight. I guess it releases all the built up toxicans in the body along w/ the food you ate a couple years ago still hangning around in your intestines and colon. God it's so sick but i am kinda looking forward to it.
     
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 5:09am) in reply to bukowski101

    is it controlled shitting? Say if im at work and busy as fuck and cant get to the bathroom am i gonna shit myself? Normally when im busy i just carefully let out my farts, but theres no way id attempt this if i was going to shit myself on the gaming floor. The last time it happened i had to change shifts it was so humiliating.
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 5:16am) in reply to bukowski101

    I've done it before

    It isnt a diet, its a cleanse... if you can make it through the 1st three days you can finish it.

    It isnt limited to 12 days... when all toxins are released is when its finished (you will know cause your tongue will turn back pink)

    I skipped the morning salt water and just did the "smooth move" teas at night. You are not limited to 6-8 glasses of the lemon/cayenne mixture per day, I quit using the cayenne after day 5

    what it actually does is gives your organs a break and allows them to flush years worth of build up out of them, as your body rids itself of all this yuck, its a total mind opening thing (I know that sounds weird), thoughts become clearer, all senses become finely tuned...

    People who eat lots of greasy type food actually smell really bad to you, like rotting meat, you start craving fresh fruits, you lose any cravings you ever had.

    Just make it through them 1st three days and you will be fine... dont cave

    Good luck
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 6:30am) in reply to bukowski101

    you'd be better off just eating healthy and exercising regularly.
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    Aug 23rd, 2008 (8/23/2008 6:32am) in reply to bukowski101

    relevant: http://www.healthcentral.com/diet-exercise/c/56/3124/real-deal-diet/?ic=4004
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  23. bukowski101 bukowski101 is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 4:00am) in reply to bukowski101

    I know no one gives a shit but.....Day 5 weee
     
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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 4:03am) in reply to Hateflops

     
    Originally Posted by Hateflops View Post

    I love pooping fwiw.

    ^^^^^ SFOBV for me
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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 4:07am) in reply to bukowski101

    poop pics or gtfo
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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 4:55am) in reply to warden

     
    Originally Posted by dpottz View Post

    relevant: http://www.healthcentral.com/diet-exercise/c/56/3124/real-deal-diet/?ic=4004

    about the lady that wrote this...

    Patrika M. Tsai, MD, MPH, is a pediatric gastroenterologist at Childrens Hospital Boston and Massachusetts General Hospital. She specializes in nutrition and does research on childhood obesity. She received a Bachelors degree in Biology and Masters degree in Public Health from Harvard University. She obtained her medical degree from the University of Tennessee. She completed her pediatrics residency training at Emory University and pursued subspecialty training as a pediatric gastroenterologist at Childrens Hospital Boston and Massachusetts General Hospital.

    Fuck that cleansing shit...I'll take a smart doctors word about nutrition, being healthy, losing weight, etc in a heartbeat, over some quack that wrote a book popularizing this in 2004...
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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 5:03am) in reply to clizzark

     
    Originally Posted by clizzark View Post

    I doubt you make it to day 4.

    owned!
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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 5:59am) in reply to bukowski101

    I think that if Doctor said it was bad its because the government payed them to. Just like they payed scientists to do phony biased experiments and research on cannabis.
  29. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 6:07am) in reply to sosa2004

     
    Originally Posted by sosa2004 View Post

    I think that if Doctor said it was bad its because the government payed them to. Just like they payed scientists to do phony biased experiments and research on cannabis.

    Really? Payed? Come on people I hate the grammar police but fuck.....
  30. Camronius Camronius is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2008 (8/27/2008 6:09am) in reply to bukowski101

    This thing is lame and in no way beneficial. Im not a believer. New lemming fad ftw.
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