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  1. When I was 16 my parents got evicted 2 days before Christmas. I wake up and there are a bunch of movers in the basement telling me to get up because they had to take the couch I was sleeping on. Go upstairs and my mom is crying hysterically and there is a cop and it pretty much sucked. I remember watching a mover take the presents from under the tree and put them in the moving truck outside. It was fucked.

    Anyway, I go in my room to pack some of my things and there is this mover guy in there. I had a giant beer bottle with a ton of quarters in it. The dude goes "hey kid" and while looking at me picks up the bottle and starts emptying it and filling his pockets with my quarters while looking me dead in the eye. He was this huge black guy and I was a 150 pound soaking wet teenager, I wasn't going to do shit and he knew it. I was thinking about it today and that is probably the single meanest thing anyone has ever done to me. I wish I could find that piece of shit today.

    FYI I ended up telling the cop who made him empty his pockets and I think he wouldn't let him back into the house after that. Fucked up day.

    So yeah, that shit was just mean. Anyone else?
  2. Cue jesterwords saying: I do
  3. someone set me up to get jumped when i was 19
  4. every sinle day i browse ot, and even in threads i havent even posted in, ppl say very mean things about me : (

    never in my life have i had to deal with that, it kills me inside and emotionally
  5.  
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    every sinle day i browse ot, and even in threads i havent even posted in, ppl say very mean things about me : (

    never in my life have i had to deal with that, it kills me inside and emotionally

    I laughed so fucking hard at this.
    Thread Starter
  6. When I was 6 years old, I was up late watching the '93 Jays, down by a run in the top of the 8th inning in Game 6 of the World Series. Since the next day was a school day, my mom forced me to go to sleep, saying "There's probably going to be another game anyways." Despite my protests, I was ushered off to bed.

    Boom. Joe Carter 3-run shot in the bottom of the 9th. Ship the WS.

    I remember not speaking to my mom for about a week afterwards.
  7. it's kinda beta male to think up the meanest thing someone has done to you. in other words you gay op
  8.  
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    every sinle day i browse ot, and even in threads i havent even posted in, ppl say very mean things about me : (

    never in my life have i had to deal with that, it kills me inside and emotionally

    Why are you compelled to post daily? Take a vacation from grind and come back fresh and renewed.

    You'll fell better emotionally and the refreshing spring in your step will help you renew your quest for the OT Attention Whore Hall of Fame.
    Edited By: Ugot2BKddn Jan 15th, 2012 at 01:06 AM
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Ugot2BKddn View Post

    Why are you compelled to post daily? Take a vacation from grind and come back fresh and renewed.

    You'll fell better emotionally and the refreshing spring in your step will help you renew your quest for the OT Attention Whore Hall of Fame.

    i didnt post at all over xmas, i was on vacation with the wife, it was glorious.
  10. So you've renewed your quest after a measly week off... whore on~ brutha...whore on...
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Ugot2BKddn View Post

    So you've renewed your quest after a measly week off... whore on~ brutha...whore on...


    u gotta be kiddin me with your troll
  12.  
    Originally Posted by hiroshi_87 View Post

    When I was 6 years old, I was up late watching the '93 Jays, down by a run in the top of the 8th inning in Game 6 of the World Series. Since the next day was a school day, my mom forced me to go to sleep, saying "There's probably going to be another game anyways." Despite my protests, I was ushered off to bed.

    Boom. Joe Carter 3-run shot in the bottom of the 9th. Ship the WS.

    I remember not speaking to my mom for about a week afterwards.

     
  13. This chick gave me a blowjob with her retainer in one time, that shit hurt. And happened like a month ago.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Cue jesterwords saying: I do

    not even close

    try:

    I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    u gotta be kiddin me with your troll

    Me the Troll = 56 mo. on p5s - 733 posts or 13 post per mo. avg

    You the Whore = 8 mo on p5s - 1677 posts or 209 post per mo. avg

    Whore on.....bro... whore on~
  16.  
    Originally Posted by Ugot2BKddn View Post

    Me the Troll = 56 mo. on p5s - 733 posts or 13 post per mo. avg

    You the Whore = 8 mo on p5s - 1677 posts or 209 post per mo. avg

    Whore on.....bro... whore on~

    my jab at you was in reference to your screen name

    wp on catching on tho

    gg
  17. another thread derailed by smokecock..

    nh wp
     
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    another thread derailed by smokecock..

    nh wp

    tyty gl
  19. lol god damnit smokecock you fucking monkey
     
  20. Vernon Davis. Nuff' said.
  21. my uncle used to molest me. he would always finish by saying "you better not tell your parents." much later on I found out my dad had put him up to it, just to see if I would tell or not.
  22.  
    Originally Posted by JKoblyn View Post

    my uncle used to molest me. he would always finish by saying "you better not tell your parents." much later on I found out my dad had put him up to it, just to see if I would tell or not.


    did you pass the test or fail? sorry about what happened to you man, no one deserves that kind of shit happening to them.
    Edited By: Tourney Jan 15th, 2012 at 02:24 AM
  23.  
    Originally Posted by JKoblyn View Post

    my uncle used to molest me. he would always finish by saying "you better not tell your parents." much later on I found out my dad had put him up to it, just to see if I would tell or not.


    If your not fucking around, this is by far the worst thing i have ever heard.
  24.  
    Originally Posted by sellittojohn View Post

    If your not fucking around, this is by far the worst thing i have ever heard.


    thought it was a level at first, if not though that is pretty fucked up/sad
  25. that might be the single creepiest post ive read in a while....
  26. My extended family took me to Met games as a young child instead of Yankee games.
    Edited By: Mkind16 Jan 15th, 2012 at 02:30 AM
    1
  27.  
    Originally Posted by Phi View Post

    This chick gave me a blowjob with her retainer in one time, that shit hurt. And happened like a month ago.

    almost spit out my food when i read the month ago comment, lol.

    can't think of anything mean people have done to me...
  28. kids used to laugh at me sometimes in school

    thats about the worst i've got, i guess no one has ever been that mean to me in the grand scope of things

    oh one guy scammed me for a $100 once on a poker transfer (although i blame myself since i didnt look into the guys history at all)
  29. When I was 14 I worked at a hockey rink, my boyfriend broke up with me at the start of my shift and then stayed for Public Skating.
  30.  
    Originally Posted by jesterwords View Post

    not even close

    try:

    I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving.

    Really???

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