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Mercury Morris

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  1. agriffrod agriffrod is offline 2010 WSOP #3 FT

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 12:12am)

    Most annoying person of all time?
     
  2. Nickc011 Nickc011 is offline The Law

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 12:25am) in reply to agriffrod

    i agree

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  3. kevo118 kevo118 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 12:27am) in reply to Nickc011

    I saw him at the hooters in rochester.
  4. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 12:59am) in reply to kevo118

    ya hes an idiot
  5. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 1:02am) in reply to agriffrod

    rosie o'donnell
    phil hellmuth
    mike matusow
    jamie gold
    dick cheney
    karl rove
    al gore
    hillary clinton
    david hasselhoff
    bill belichek
    latrell sprewell
    charles oakley
    isiah thomas
    are but some of the people i could list more annoying than mercury morris

    what did mercury do to you griff?
  6. VinsanityAI3 VinsanityAI3 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 1:03am) in reply to kevo118

    hooters has good wings
     
  7. Ship Happens Ship Happens is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 1:06am) in reply to agriffrod

    I was gonna make a post about this clown. He said something like "were already in the clubhouse as the greatest team ever. Our winning % was 1,000%. Then he said something about the Pats cheating. Basically I wanted to kick him in the head.

    $hip
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  8. agriffrod agriffrod is offline 2010 WSOP #3 FT

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 1:12am) in reply to SluggerWV

    Latrell Spreewell?

    You clearly have no say in this thread.

    And he annoyed the fuck out of me, I thought that was obvious.
     
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  9. krs33 krs33 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 1:13am) in reply to Ship Happens

    He's a real cockbag. I would love to see the Pats run it so I don't have to listen to those guys bitch anymore.
  10. shipitthisway shipitthisway is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 2:21am) in reply to krs33

    he sucks, just the face of the undefeated NFL season. so stupid. Don't even think his own teammates liked him. probably the #1 reason people want to see the Pats go undefeated
     
  11. HankIII HankIII is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 2:29am) in reply to SluggerWV

    how can bill belichek annoy you.he doesnt say anything.
  12. warden warden is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 3:10am) in reply to agriffrod

    In 1982, Morris was convicted of cocaine trafficking and was sentenced to twenty years imprisonment with a mandatory fifteen-year term. On March 6, 1986, his conviction was overturned by the Florida Supreme Court because evidence Morris had offered to prove his entrapment defense had been excluded under a mistaken characterization as hearsay. Morris was granted a new trial. He was able to reach a plea bargain with the prosecutor with the result that he was released from prison May 23, 1986, after having served three years. He later went on to a career as a motivational speaker. Towards the end of 2006, his name has come up in a commercial spot for a hair-treatment clinic, along with Wade Boggs.
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  13. BigJohn804 BigJohn804 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 4:03am) in reply to shipitthisway

    ship, did you know 73% of all statistics are completely made up?
  14. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 8:45am) in reply to agriffrod

    Yep, I hadn't heard of him before, but he sure came across as a douche. Nice job living in the past.
  15. cmval cmval is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 8:52am) in reply to agriffrod

    This assbag and all the other assbags off that team are just scared that no one is going to care about their stupid asses anymore if the pats sweep the season...like anyone cares anyway
  16. ab1212 ab1212 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 8:55am) in reply to El Burro

    Please add...

    Martha Burk (Augusta National protesting old hag)
    Bryant Gumbel (God, I hate him)
    Brian Billick
    All Dallas Cowboy fans (that I know anyway)
    Alan Combes
    Jamie Gold
    Kanye West
    Johnny Miller )a-hole golf announcer)
    Barbara Streisand

    And agree 1000% on Rosie fuckin O'Donnell

    Edit - Slugger you nad I think a lot alike.
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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 8:59am) in reply to cmval

    Don Shula has seemed to enter the "crazy old man" stage of his life.... I can't believe that he is pimping this so much....

    He keeps talking out loud because if the Pats win em all another thing about him will be forgotten pretty much.

    He seriously may hire a hitman, the fucker is bonkers
  18. cmval cmval is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 9:01am) in reply to poundthatace

    Fuck Don Shula too...its time to forget about the 72 dolphins...lets move on to new and better

    F Shula F Mercury dipshit and F their retarded champagne toast
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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 9:03am) in reply to cmval

    He was the 3RD BEST running back on that team, behind Csonka and Jim Kiick. So he is pretty much irrelavent anyway. But to answer Aggrifrods ?...maybe not most annoying, but definitely among a very select group.
  20. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 9:14am) in reply to agriffrod

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  21. cmval cmval is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 9:17am) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    not even going to watch this video cause it will put me on super monkey tilt cause of how pissed off I will get

    i already feel like murdering someone
  22. tuffmonkey tuffmonkey is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 9:44am) in reply to ab1212

    Ray Finkel was an awesome kicker!
  23. uncanney3 uncanney3 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 10:42am) in reply to cmval

    What a tool... lol
  24. msuper73 msuper73 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 11:51am) in reply to agriffrod

    MMownage. I hope NE loses their first playoff game.
  25. Cmoney3 Cmoney3 is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 12:25pm) in reply to msuper73

    he was obv drunk or something

    wowo between shula and morris i really fucking hate the dolphins

    nothing will be sweeter than the pats going undefeated, than the doplhins losing every fucking game at the same time

    hahahah mercury morris. go sell some blow u ass clown
  26. Ship Happens Ship Happens is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2007 (12/4/2007 12:30pm) in reply to Cmoney3

    lolllllllllllllll @ that video. what a clown hahaha.
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