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  1. There's a better chance of the 9-11 thruthers being right than tkeat actually texting back and forth with Kate Upton.

    I actually would have believed him if he didn't add in the texting part. It's not that hard to meet a big celebrity and talk for 10 seconds. But there's just no chance Kate Upton is gonna correspond with tkeat. Now tkeat will be known as an OT liar and douchebag for eternity
    Edited By: dolphin13 Jun 18th, 2011 at 12:13 AM










  2. Just worried that there was not enouth about Kate Upton in this thread !!!
  3. Think its only right the number should be sent to the first married person whom requested it itt. Only full proof solution I see.
  4.  
    Originally Posted by ACgaming View Post

    SMD

    um wat?
  5. Ok guys lets leave the dude alone now...

  6. Honestly, her sister was cooler than she was. Kate is a lot hotter but is pretty loud and obnoxious. Either way we all had a really good time, not gonna lie.
    Thread Starter
  7.  
    Originally Posted by JRoth15 View Post

    um wat?

    Sucking a dick is a worse idea then the one you mentioned

    Get it?
     
  8.  
    Originally Posted by ttk1149 View Post

    Honestly, her sister was cooler than she was. Kate is a lot hotter but is pretty loud and obnoxious. Either way we all had a really good time, not gonna lie.

    lol
  9.  
    Originally Posted by ttk1149 View Post

    Honestly, her sister was cooler than she was. Kate is a lot hotter but is pretty loud and obnoxious. Either way we all had a really good time, not gonna lie.


    Finally!!

    Actually idgaff
    Edited By: paidchex Jun 18th, 2011 at 12:24 AM
    Reason: fucking budo09
  10. funny thread. would read fairy tale again
     
  11.  
    Originally Posted by tkeat View Post

    Honestly, her sister was cooler than she was. Kate is a lot hotter but is pretty loud and obnoxious. Either way we all had a really good time, not gonna lie.


    you're trying too hard.

    Oh and wp figman
  12. either way, credit to the op for an entertaining thread
  13.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    think this idea thru a little more. on the .0000000000000000000000001% this isn't a level thread, it's bad. very bad.

    Well first of all, as you know, the OP is lying, so who gives a shit.

    But it's not like Nick would have to reveal himself anyway. He could hypothetically call her, she picks up, he says "oh, sorry wrong number" and hangs up. End of story.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by ttk1149 View Post

    Honestly, her sister was cooler than she was. Kate is a lot hotter but is pretty loud and obnoxious. Either way we all had a really good time, not gonna lie.

    When she reads this off Twitter, you are now screwed. Congrats!
  15. I'm just waiting for the inevitable new p5s Kate Upton account to start posting about how ttk had a chance but now he blew it

    I mean if turtle could bang jamie Lynn sigler, anything is possible, right?
  16.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    I'm just waiting for the inevitable new p5s Kate Upton account to start posting about how ttk had a chance but now he blew it

    I mean if turtle could bang jamie Lynn sigler, anything is possible, right?

    turtle is on a hit TV show, op hits crack pipes. big diff
     
  17. Ummm turtle is not on a hit tv show. He's just friends with Vinny Chase and met Jamie Lynn on an airplane
  18. Looks Like he was there After all ...
  19.  
    Originally Posted by Jokerluelz View Post

    Looks Like he was there After all ...

    OMG ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OMG IM GONNA DIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA

     
    Originally Posted by ttk1149 View Post

    Honestly, her sister was cooler than she was. Kate is a lot hotter but is pretty loud and obnoxious. Either way we all had a really good time, not gonna lie.

    This quote took it from "total obv level but funny" stage to "ok now he's just trying to hard/probably sitting at home crying while playing w.o.w" stage.
  20. Another question I don't think has been answered yet:

    If ttk was in NY, why the fuck would you wait until you were back in Cleveland to text her if she's from NY? Not buying the whole "I waited 3 days" excuse. If you were in NY for a limited time with Kate Upton's phone number, you wouldn't wait until you were back in another state to ask her to a baseball game if she's ever in town all because of some unwritten social convention. You'd try to get her out immediately.

    Sister looks hotter than Kate in that close-up pic imo.
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  21. seems like a pretty dumb thing to lie about unless you have some sort of plan that will make it believable and seeing how OP has nothing of the sort....I am a believer
     
  22.  
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post

    Sister looks hotter than Kate in that close-up pic imo.

  23. LOL! MOAR photochops needed imo.
    Edited By: MadProfesor Jun 18th, 2011 at 01:34 AM
  24. Attention whore op has clearly won this thread
  25.  
    Originally Posted by MadProfesor View Post

    LOL! MOAR photochops needed imo.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Mkind16 View Post


    Sister looks hotter than Kate in that close-up pic imo.

    are you fucking fist thrusting me right now?

    edit: LOLLL at his "favorite movie" wp
    Edited By: voorh33s Jun 18th, 2011 at 01:44 AM
  27.  
    Originally Posted by tkeat1653 View Post

    Great.

    Now people by default will hate me more.

    i always get people's names mixed up

    yours and his will now be a part of this, sorry there is nothing I can do
  28. Who the fuck is Kate Upton?