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  1. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:30am)

    Who's stoked? ... assuming the leaked shitty colors have been changed

    http://www.mlb.com/marlins/?partnerI...177719535-1063
  2. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:35am) in reply to famous5ives

    PM tsx
  3. AnonymousX AnonymousX is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:38am) in reply to Pker4Dummies

    no need for PMs. fuck the fish. Fuck em.
  4. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:40am) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    no need for PMs. fuck the fish. Fuck em.


    Well I'm married but I guess I could make an exception. Can sweetness watch
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:42am) in reply to dolphin13

    WP except that dolphins aren't fish iirc. :) and no sweetness can NOT watch, he may get turned on and attempt to fuck my dog!
  6. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:45am) in reply to AnonymousX

    What are they then?
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  7. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:46am) in reply to AnonymousX

     
    Originally Posted by tsxxx04 View Post

    he may get turned on and attempt to fuck my dog!

    Weirdest euphemism for butt I've ever read.
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:47am) in reply to Niceguy

    I'm pretty sure they are mammals. I remember from being a kid that whales and dolphins aren't fish and I googled it quickly and the first 2 results said I was right.

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Weirdest euphemism for butt I've ever read.


    I literally meant my dog though :/
  9. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:49am) in reply to AnonymousX

    i thought p5'ers were goat fuckers not dog fuckers
      
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:49am) in reply to sketchy1

    nah sweetness told my friend that he liked to fuck dogs about 5 minutes before I found them making out.
  11. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:51am) in reply to AnonymousX

    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/72...ns-reports-say
  12. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:53am) in reply to famous5ives

     
    Originally Posted by famous5ives View Post

    What are they then?

    public education system, folks

    tips to remember: mammals breath air and give live birth, fish lay eggs. a shark is a fish, dolphin and whale is a mammal (thus the surfacing for air)
    Edited By: TheWacoKidd Nov 12th, 2011 at 01:55 AM
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:53am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by d1am0ndc View Post

    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/72...ns-reports-say

    that would be pretty dreamy
    Edited By: famous5ives Nov 12th, 2011 at 01:54 AM
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  14. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:57am) in reply to famous5ives

    Lol Pujols would be like 70% of their payroll
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:58am) in reply to goofy2485

    They plan on spending money now, they aren't going to have no payroll anymore.
  16. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 1:59am) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Lol Pujols would be like 70% of their payroll

    they offered Reyes and Buehrle too, good call
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  17. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:01am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    public education system, folks

    tips to remember: mammals breath air and give live birth, fish lay eggs. a shark is a fish, dolphin and whale is a mammal (thus the surfacing for air)


    There are sharks that give live birth
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:02am) in reply to dolphin13

    I knew this and I went to public school, Waco. Long Island public school system FTMFW.
  19. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:05am) in reply to AnonymousX

    I just like making Waco's hometown look good :)
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  20. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:07am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    There are sharks that give live birth

    never said there wasn't, but thanks. I watch shark week too :)

    Finally some sharks maintain a placental link to the developing young, this method is called viviparity. This is more analogous to mammalian gestation than that of other fishes. The young are born alive and fully functional. Hammerheads, the requiem sharks (such as the bull and blue sharks), and smoothhounds are viviparous.

    for anyone curious
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:10am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    they offered Reyes and Buehrle too, good call


    if buehrle wears anything other than a sox uniform I will be a sad panda
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:15am) in reply to The Alchemist

    dumb it down please.
  23. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:17am) in reply to The Alchemist

     
    Originally Posted by The Alchemist View Post

    if buehrle wears anything other than a sox uniform I will be a sad panda


    He's always wanted to be a Cardinal and the White Sox don't seem very interested. Only baseball jersey I've ever bought
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:22am) in reply to dolphin13

    Big hurt told me to tell u to suck his big black cock
  25. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:27am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    Big hurt told me to tell u to suck his big black cock


    Cool story
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:30am) in reply to dolphin13

    sadly, the dolf is correct.
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 2:32am) in reply to Stockage

    http://www.mobypicture.com/user/LoMo...317/sizes/full
    Edited By: AnonymousX Nov 12th, 2011 at 02:33 AM
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 6:23am) in reply to AnonymousX

    those are horrible
  29. XBassX XBassX is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 6:35am) in reply to Bullets43

     
    Originally Posted by Bullets43 View Post

    those are horrible

    I don't know about horrible.. the Orange top is solid, and the black isn't bad. Upgrade from the aqua pinstripe crap they wore for years. However, they should have kept the marlin on the hat somehow.
  30. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 7:11am) in reply to XBassX

    I was a big fan of the black and teal or whatever u'd call it. Too many bright colors in this one
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