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Michael Jackson's kids not really his?

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  1. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:44am)

    Michael Jackson before plastic surgery:



    Debbie Rowe, the mother of his supposed children:



    Their two children?:

  2. aholthaus33 aholthaus33 is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:46am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Fuuuuuuuucck that fro is fly.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 3:46am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer



    Mike's real kid^
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 5:11am) in reply to dams

    uhh, you don't think those kids look, like, exactly like a younger micheal????
     
  5. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 5:50am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    I don't believe the liberal media.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 6:13am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    they can still have white kids.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 6:31am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    I wonder which one he dangled off the balcony?

    IDK they don't look like they're 1/2 black to me, but maybe they caught Jacko's "medical condition" at an earlier age?
  8. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 6:42am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    [x] white kids
    [ ] black father
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 6:55am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    TMZ said they were not his or Rowe's.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 8:47am) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    I didn't think there was every any question over them not being his natural kids, am I missing something?

    She was a surrogate mother and there was an unnamed frozen pappa
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 10:22am) in reply to freeworld777

    I heard it was his dentists sperm
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 10:41am) in reply to 2BlackNines

    <span>07.03.2009</span>



    While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday. She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, but would it be enough? Maybe. Maybe not. Her solution? A three wolf shirt. With 3x the wolves of a normal wolf shirt, the horse would be intimidated/aroused into complete submission. Even if the horse was non-homo, Debbie knew, once it saw she had harnessed the power of the wolf, it would stand there and take it. Take it, and like it.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 10:43am) in reply to Diggity D

    <h1> this is the real father <span>06.30.2009</span> </h1>



    TMZ says now that Michael Jackson was not the biological <span>father</span> of any of his kids, but Us trumps that by claiming they know who the real father is. Arnold Klein, the handsome and presumably stoned devil in the picture above, was Jackson’s <span>dermatologist</span> and the boss of Debbie Rowe, who was the mother of Michael’s kids. Sort of.

    “Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother of the two kids she bore for Michael. All three children were conceived in vitro — outside the womb.
    Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate.”

    Rowe was married to Michael when she gave birth to his son Michael Jr. (also known as “Prince”), and his daughter, <span>Paris</span> Michael Jackson. Prince (Michael Jr.) is not to be confused with Michael’s third child, Prince Michael Jackson II. So the youngest child’s name is Prince but he can’t use it because the other Michael Jackson (the boy, not the girl or dad) is called Prince so Prince is called <span>Blanket</span>. Rowe gave birth to Prince, but not to Prince. That mothers identity is still unknown.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 10:53am) in reply to Diggity D

    <H1>

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    the kids eyebrows look like his. alot.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:18pm) in reply to (oIo)

    Why would he pick a guy with a nose like the one he has been trying to get rid of his whole life and made him feel insecure? That is illogical. Does not compute. (I bet scha thinks his daughter is hot.) the upside is the kids have a dad who isn't 500mill in debt.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 12:53pm) in reply to (oIo)

    <span>WHO GIVES A FUCK?</span>
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 1:00pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    explains why he always made them wear masks
     
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 1:02pm) in reply to mhoddi

    this inst a repost??? this came out a few days ago OT is slacking
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 1:18pm) in reply to freeway

     
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 2:03pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    Remember...it don't matter if you're black or white...



    But both......Ewwwwww. That matters.

    sorry for the crap p-shop job, I'm @ work. I can do better.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 5:18pm) in reply to Fishsticks

    lol fishsticks
     
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 5:29pm) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    Assuming that white stuff is what I think it is....
    don't you realize MJ's lovers can't make that white stuff yet?
    Maybe he just went crazy with a ice cream bar, I dunno.
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 5:31pm) in reply to Fishsticks

    naww I was stoned and thought his fro was shaped like a penix
    look at the first one in OP
     
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    Jul 3rd, 2009 (7/3/2009 5:46pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    HAHAH...didn't see it myself but yeah. He's got that dickhead fro going.

    In light of this new evidence, I take back my little-boys-dont-make-white-stuff comments.

    Also, please enjoy this:

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