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Michigan man jailed for vacuum sex

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  1. shoot2score1 shoot2score1 is offline

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:49pm)

    http://www.uppermichiganssource.com/...aspx?id=278309

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    Jason Leroy Savage was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.
    <span>Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 4:45 p.m.</span>

    SAGINAW (AP) -- A man who police say was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.

    Jason Leroy Savage also must submit to drug testing.

    The 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was sentenced Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

    Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16, 2008 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

    The Associated Press left a message Wednesday seeking comment from Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz.

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  2. JustALurker JustALurker is offline

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    Mar 28th, 2009 (3/28/2009 11:57pm) in reply to shoot2score1

    hells yeah!
  3. Thatislife Thatislife is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:06am) in reply to shoot2score1

    At first I was like shit I better stop doing that. Then it made sense.
  4. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:08am) in reply to shoot2score1

    So it was a suckout on the river?
  5. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:10am) in reply to Thatislife

    maybe he lost something really important and thought he could reach it with his wang..no,pretty sure he was taking advantage of ..well ok,he was fucking the vacume. yeah that sums it up.
  6. Binksy Binksy is offline

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:14am) in reply to nastysmell

    Standard.
  7. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:24am) in reply to Binksy

    when i was 6 we had one of those centralized vacuum system things in the house where you plugged in a hose into the wall and attached it to an upright. obviously i thought "hey i bet my weiner could fit in there" and my parents quickly began plotting how to not turn me into a sexual predator. so far so good.
      
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    Mar 29th, 2009 (3/29/2009 12:30am) in reply to sketchy1

     
    Originally Posted by sketchy1 View Post

    when i was 6 we had one of those centralized vacuum system things in the house where you plugged in a hose into the wall and attached it to an upright. obviously i thought "hey i bet my weiner could fit in there" and my parents quickly began plotting how to not turn me into a sexual predator. so far so good.

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