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Minka Kelly Sex Tape O Rly? Do Want!

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  1. norcaljeff norcaljeff is online now 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 4:53pm)

    sex tape being shopped from when she was 18ish
    wwtdd and tmz

    tyler: The only issue is that the tape might have been made when she was still 17. And by “only issue” I mean as far as it being released. I’m fine with her being 17, because Minka and I have much more progressive views about sexuality, like they do in Europe.

    lol he's allsum



    can't post pics atm. er, as in at the moment, not atm pics...
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 4:54pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Time for a new ncj undertitle...Blue Ball King
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:02pm) in reply to SirLiesAlot

    I would kill 12 people and wound 58 more to see this.
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:03pm) in reply to Autolobotomist







  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is online now 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:04pm) in reply to Autolobotomist

     
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    I would kill 12 people and wound 58 more to see this.


    too specific! lol
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:05pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    18ish lets hope its on the upper side
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:07pm) in reply to KingPariah

    Round up.
     
  8. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:08pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Round up.

    I would kill 20 people and wound 60 more to see this.
    Edited By: Autolobotomist Jul 23rd, 2012 at 05:08 PM
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:12pm) in reply to Autolobotomist

    good god. she is ridiculous.

    Not sure how many better sex tapes there would be than a "Girls of Friday Night Lights" sex tape.
     
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:15pm) in reply to qjuice14

    Holy mothertittyfucking shit. This is the best masturbatory news since lotion with lanolin was introduced to the US market in 1991.
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:28pm) in reply to El Burro

    meh
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:30pm) in reply to Lameass_

    i personally would rather have a tyra collette sex tape, but im still never saying no to minka
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:33pm) in reply to tamayo85

    Engage tummy tuck
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 5:39pm) in reply to KingPariah

     
    Originally Posted by KingPariah View Post

    18ish lets hope its on the upper side

    What?!?!? I'm prayin it's 17
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 6:14pm) in reply to kellykip

    Please god please get released
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    my friend fixed her computer once when he was a tech support guy for verizon or something and living in LA. he said her boyfriend came home and ruined everything. :(
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 8:32pm) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by Autolobotomist View Post

    I would kill 20 people and wound 60 more to see this.

    Loooool. So great

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    Holy mothertittyfucking shit. This is the best masturbatory news since lotion with lanolin was introduced to the US market in 1991.

    When I first saw her on fnl I fapped. But after that I fapped again

     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    meh

    Not a lanolin fan I see
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 8:34pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 10:03pm) in reply to El Burro

     
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    Holy mothertittyfucking shit. This is the best masturbatory news since lotion with lanolin was introduced to the US market in 1991.


    LOLZ
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 10:14pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    OT field trip to Europe bishes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get ready, 17 year old sex tape participants, here we comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    Make sure you all remember to get your permission slips signed tonight, or else you don't get to go!

    ::hands out a bunch of field trip permission slips to OT while OT murmurs boisterously amongst itself and forgets to use their inside voices in light of the exciting news::
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 10:22pm) in reply to bfactor

    It's hard to think of better news than this. Please. Please one time. Pleeeeease. I need this.
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 10:28pm) in reply to tamayo85

     
    Originally Posted by tamayo85 View Post

    i personally would rather have a tyra collette sex tape, but im still never saying no to minka


    lol, came in here to say exactly this; great minds think alike! Minka is still a goddess tho
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 11:04pm) in reply to AbnormalQ

    "TMZ reports that two songs off Brandy's second album, "Never Say Never," can be heard playing in the background of the sex tape.
    The album was released on June 8, 1998, 16 days before Kelly's 18th birthday, which could suggest that Kelly was a minor at the time of the taped tryst.


    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain...#ixzz21UB0jZaj


    So there's a 16 day window where she could have been 17 in the video? I'd say i'm 99% sure she's 18 when it was filmed.
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 11:46pm) in reply to JaySpo

     
    Originally Posted by JaySpo View Post

    So there's a 16 day window where she could have been 17 in the video? I'd say i'm 99% sure she's 18 when it was filmed.

    Its 95.6145% chance she was 18
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    Jul 23rd, 2012 (7/23/2012 11:48pm) in reply to C_Bomb

     
    Originally Posted by C_Bomb View Post

    Its 95.6145% chance she was 18

    95.6145%? You sure? I'll need to call in slizza to verify.
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    Jul 24th, 2012 (7/24/2012 12:00am) in reply to Niceguy

    May as well be sure about the risk. Fap away IMO
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    Jul 24th, 2012 (7/24/2012 12:11am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    95.6145%? You sure? I'll need to call in slizza to verify.

    he doesn't even need a calculator
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    Jul 24th, 2012 (7/24/2012 12:13am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Carly Rae Jepsen also has one out (clothed, blow job only). Apparently she's popular (I had to look her up).
     
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