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Mmmmm, Mini Steaks. **Prolly going to be NSFW**

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  1. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:08pm)

    I'm giving ONE steak to the MiniFTOPS event #1 tonight at 9pm EST.

    In order to receive steak, you must:

    1. Not be on Chaz's list

    2. Have 1k+ posts

    3. Agree to 50/50 plus steakback

    In order to apply for the steak you must:

    <strike>1. Post a HH giving me an idea that you know what you are doing</strike>

    2. Post a "censored porn picture" that you create. Here (**Link NSFW if you couldnt tell by "porn picture")is an example of what I mean by a "censored porn picture". Use MSPaint to take a screenshot of porn and turn it into something postable on here. Dont post one already done, make your own!

    I will choose one person who meets all of these requirements at 815 EST tonight. I reserve the right to choose whoever I wish, or nobody at all if I don't feel a good effort was given. Make us all laugh.
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  2. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:11pm) in reply to DetUcf

    Seems like alot of work.

    GL to whoever gets it.
  3. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:11pm) in reply to DetUcf

    hh ruin threads
     
  4. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:13pm) in reply to DetUcf

    u wouldnt qualify for ur own stake
  5. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:13pm) in reply to BlufferChic

     
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    hh ruin threads

    This is true. However, I figured seeing the creativity that people come up with in those pics should counteract the awfulness of HHs :)
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  6. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:15pm) in reply to DetUcf

    hh don't belong in ot

    1 hh doesn't give you any info - you'd find out more by clicking on their profile imo
     
  7. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:15pm) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    u wouldnt qualify for ur own stake

    No, I wouldnt. Because I didnt post a picture.

    Thats fine. I tried to be nice and give a steak to someone in a tourney with a massive payout - while also providing an opportunity for some decent photoshop/mspaint pics to come out in the process. If you don't like it, then stay away from this thread.
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  8. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:16pm) in reply to BlufferChic

     
    Originally Posted by BlufferChic View Post

    hh don't belong in ot

    1 hh doesn't give you any info - you'd find out more by clicking on their profile imo

    This is also very valid.
    Since I've always liked you, Im gonna go ahead and take your advice. We're gonna scratch the HH :)
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  9. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:17pm) in reply to DetUcf

    In order to receive steak, you must:

    1. Not be on Chaz's list

    2. Have 1k+ posts

    3. Agree to 50/50 plus steakback

    3 more till u do!
  10. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:18pm) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    3 more till u do!

    Its a good thing I stopped taking anything you said seriously a year ago. Carry on <3

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  11. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:45pm) in reply to DetUcf



    Credentials: I'm the boss.
  12. LadyLuck84 LadyLuck84 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:48pm) in reply to DetUcf

     
    Originally Posted by DetUcf View Post


    In order to receive steak, you must:

    1. Not be on Chaz's list

    2. Have 1k+ posts

    3. Agree to 50/50 plus steakback

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    Boo. This sounded like fun too. Ah well, gl to whoever gets it.
  13. Dizz05 Dizz05 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:49pm) in reply to DetUcf







    Credentials: I can provide HHs from when I won TWO WCOOP ME seats off of a total investment of $14.70. I won a $4r MTT to $320 MTT satellite and won that. I also won Steps 1-6 SnGs (I won each step on one try).

    Dizz05 on FTP
  14. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 5:54pm) in reply to DetUcf

    No thanks on the stake, however...

     
  15. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 6:16pm) in reply to Dizz05

    dizz did win me 2nd in a 180 when i steaked him
  16. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 6:27pm) in reply to Popperhead

     
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    dizz did win me 2nd in a 180 when i steaked him

    he's def in the lead right now ... lol
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  17. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 6:50pm) in reply to DetUcf



    Ok so I suck at MSpaint. Good thing I'm better at poker than at mspainting.

    Glo4ming on ftp, look me up, successful midstakes grinder.
  18. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 6:51pm) in reply to DetUcf

    no ty on the stake sick heater clee

    i made this in some thread a while ago

  19. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 7:53pm) in reply to heavyj80

    20 minutes left

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  20. Dizz05 Dizz05 is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 8:04pm) in reply to DetUcf

     
    Originally Posted by DetUcf View Post

    he's def in the lead right now ... lol
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    Hmm...Looks like I won another stake. I would love to play any other miniFTOPS event or tournament for you though if you're interested. If not, good luck to you and the other horse you select.
  21. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 8:14pm) in reply to DetUcf

    CLOSED!

    GLO4M is the winner!

    GL and post hands here!
     
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  22. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 8:24pm) in reply to DetUcf

    Ty sir, ship to Glo4ming. Ready to rock
  23. DetUcf DetUcf is offline

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 8:25pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    Ty sir, ship to Glo4ming. Ready to rock

    sent
     
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  24. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 8:25pm) in reply to Glo4m

    rec'd and regged
  25. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 8:39pm) in reply to DetUcf

     
    Originally Posted by DetUcf View Post


    Its a good thing I stopped taking anything you said seriously a year ago. Carry on <3

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    now ur getting it :)
  26. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 9th, 2009 (9/9/2009 11:56pm) in reply to s1nnr

    after lingering around 10-12 bbs for almost 2 hrs....finally a dbl up..

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14596876200: MiniFTOPS Event #1 (96677800), Table 695 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:54:56 ET - 2009/09/09
    Seat 1: notorious-dkind (6,828)
    Seat 2: killerace221 (15,450)
    Seat 3: MikeBucks (7,665)
    Seat 4: mad made (7,450)
    Seat 5: Glo4ming (6,329)
    Seat 6: mukkes (22,241)
    Seat 7: biggic (20,840)
    Seat 8: glinta (12,479)
    Seat 9: Molly405 (10,255)
    notorious-dkind antes 75
    killerace221 antes 75
    MikeBucks antes 75
    mad made antes 75
    Glo4ming antes 75
    mukkes antes 75
    biggic antes 75
    glinta antes 75
    Molly405 antes 75
    Molly405 posts the small blind of 300
    notorious-dkind posts the big blind of 600
    The button is in seat #8
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Glo4ming [Ah Qd]
    killerace221 folds
    MikeBucks folds
    mad made folds
    Glo4ming raises to 6,254, and is all in
    mukkes folds
    biggic folds
    glinta folds
    Molly405 folds
    notorious-dkind calls 5,654
    Glo4ming shows [Ah Qd]
    notorious-dkind shows [Jc As]
    *** FLOP *** [Th 4c 2c]
    *** TURN *** [Th 4c 2c] [7h]
    *** RIVER *** [Th 4c 2c 7h] [9d]
    Glo4ming shows Ace Queen high
    notorious-dkind shows Ace Jack high
    Glo4ming wins the pot (13,483) with Ace Queen high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 13,483 | Rake 0
    Board: [Th 4c 2c 7h 9d]
    Seat 1: notorious-dkind (big blind) showed [Jc As] and lost with Ace Jack high
    Seat 2: killerace221 folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: MikeBucks folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: mad made folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Glo4ming showed [Ah Qd] and won (13,483) with Ace Queen high
    Seat 6: mukkes folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: biggic folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: glinta (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: Molly405 (small blind) folded before the Flop
  27. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 10th, 2009 (9/10/2009 12:17am) in reply to Glo4m

    finally an average stack

    Full Tilt Poker Game #14597237469: MiniFTOPS Event #1 (96677800), Table 695 - 400/800 Ante 100 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:15:29 ET - 2009/09/10
    Seat 1: sista Betty (6,420)
    Seat 2: killerace221 (8,975)
    Seat 3: THEHoot1984 (26,770)
    Seat 4: mad made (20,375)
    Seat 5: Glo4ming (13,533)
    Seat 6: mukkes (10,911)
    Seat 7: biggic (22,015)
    Seat 8: glinta (32,523)
    Seat 9: Molly405 (9,142)
    sista Betty antes 100
    killerace221 antes 100
    THEHoot1984 antes 100
    mad made antes 100
    Glo4ming antes 100
    mukkes antes 100
    biggic antes 100
    glinta antes 100
    Molly405 antes 100
    mad made posts the small blind of 400
    Glo4ming posts the big blind of 800
    The button is in seat #3
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Glo4ming [Ah Ks]
    mukkes folds
    biggic folds
    glinta folds
    Molly405 raises to 9,042, and is all in
    sista Betty folds
    killerace221 folds
    THEHoot1984 folds
    mad made folds
    Glo4ming calls 8,242
    Molly405 shows [Ad Qs]
    Glo4ming shows [Ah Ks]
    *** FLOP *** [5s Kc Td]
    *** TURN *** [5s Kc Td] [2c]
    *** RIVER *** [5s Kc Td 2c] [5c]
    Molly405 shows a pair of Fives
    Glo4ming shows two pair, Kings and Fives
    Glo4ming wins the pot (19,384) with two pair, Kings and Fives
    Molly405 stands up
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 19,384 | Rake 0
    Board: [5s Kc Td 2c 5c]
    Seat 1: sista Betty folded before the Flop
    Seat 2: killerace221 folded before the Flop
    Seat 3: THEHoot1984 (button) folded before the Flop
    Seat 4: mad made (small blind) folded before the Flop
    Seat 5: Glo4ming (big blind) showed [Ah Ks] and won (19,384) with two pair, Kings and Fives
    Seat 6: mukkes folded before the Flop
    Seat 7: biggic folded before the Flop
    Seat 8: glinta folded before the Flop
    Seat 9: Molly405 showed [Ad Qs] and lost with a pair of Fives
  28. xxbossmanxx xxbossmanxx is offline Plays poker like a X-Boxxx

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    Sep 10th, 2009 (9/10/2009 12:53am) in reply to Glo4m

    Rock that thang Glo!
  29. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Sep 10th, 2009 (9/10/2009 1:01am) in reply to xxbossmanxx

    meh, ITM now but with like 4 BBs. Wont be long now....
  30. quietwinner quietwinner is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2009 (9/10/2009 1:05am) in reply to Glo4m

    lmao funny pics, esp one that kept changing
     
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