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Mommie Be Dangerous...

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  1. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Oct 24th, 2010 (10/24/2010 8:09pm)

    The Woman Marine Pilot

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
    There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

    “Janie, do you have a story to share?'

    ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Afghanistan , and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

    She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 taliban fighters. She shot 15 of them until she ran out of bullets, killed 4 more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last guy with her bare hands.

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

    "Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
  2. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Oct 24th, 2010 (10/24/2010 8:12pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

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  3. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Oct 24th, 2010 (10/24/2010 8:58pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    Ty for this one - I needed a lol
  4. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Oct 24th, 2010 (10/24/2010 9:03pm) in reply to pigalet42

    I liked it
  5. Nothingmaker Nothingmaker is offline

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    Oct 24th, 2010 (10/24/2010 9:29pm) in reply to tommpat2000

     
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