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  1. dirtychum dirtychum is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 3:38pm)

    <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td class="P5_PostContent_Main"><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td class="ForumPostContentText">It's all too real. There is some seriously sketchy stuff going on. I've had the worst run of my life over the past couple months. I just recently came to find out, it was no fault of my own.

    So I am on FTP getting slaughtered as usual, when my screen starts changing colors and making this weird groaning sound. You won't believe what happens next...

    A 120 lb Croatian dude squeezes himself out of my monitor. NO SHATTING YOU! I guess the conspirators were able to digitally wire him into my hard drive. That is where he put some wicked beats on me. Nasty stuff, like my character on Full Tilt grew a thick, black mustache. I figured it was just the site making changes, but no, it was the most sophisticated hack job I've ever heard of.

    From there he worked his way up to my monitor and eventually reformatted himself into a solid and POOF, I have a Croatian dude on my desk.

    I also lost like 328 straight heads up sit n gos to the same guy. His name was coincidentally, Vladislav...The same name as my best friends uncle who lives in...you guessed it, Croatia. Just another coincidence I thought you guys should know.

    I don't want people to think worse of online poker because of this little incident, but I felt like I would be doing everyone a disservice if I didn't spill the beans. It is truly a sad day.

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  2. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 3:43pm) in reply to dirtychum

    This is beyond "I'll have what he is smoking", pass me the damn LSD.
     
  3. N 82 50 24 N 82 50 24 is offline herp derp derp

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 3:45pm) in reply to dirtychum

    i lol'ed
     
  4. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 3:47pm) in reply to dirtychum

    lmao, awesome

    we'd better all pray that 60 minutes or dateline doesn't get their hands on this, otherwise we poker players are fucked.
  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 4:08pm) in reply to dirtychum

    no way man. I know Vladislav, and he is on the up and up. he owns your soul is all. ask scott fischman and daniel n.! they're in my shower right now, they'll totally back me on this one.
  6. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 4:09pm) in reply to dirtychum

    This is my favorite post in my 10 months here. WP.
  7. sacaniga sacaniga is offline fake machinist

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 4:09pm) in reply to dirtychum

    did he say anything, or did you just pretend you couldnt see him

    i'm not sure how I would have handled that...

    looool at immigration in the title
  8. nickjames23 nickjames23 is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 4:10pm) in reply to dirtychum

    anyone who crawls out your computer screen is automatically your bitch

    at least in all the instances i've witnessed
  9. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 4:12pm) in reply to sacaniga

    That does it for me. Now Im 100% sure its rigged
     
  10. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 11:10pm) in reply to dirtychum

    haha this is classic.
  11. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 11:26pm) in reply to dirtychum

    after that post - lol - def make sure you get some LD's a la Croatian Festive Queens...cousins of Vladislav's...'reformatted himself into a solid, and poof"...

    Very nice.

    piece.
  12. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Apr 10th, 2008 (4/10/2008 11:52pm) in reply to fetaman

    so the doom switch is located in croatia? no wonder we were there! it all makes sense now.

    lee is more elusive than bin laden, gl gg.
  13. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Apr 11th, 2008 (4/11/2008 12:06am) in reply to dirtychum

    fitna invest in tinfoil hat manufacturing, sfobvrigged
  14. Quantum Quantum is offline

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    Apr 11th, 2008 (4/11/2008 12:27am) in reply to dirtychum

    None of this surprises me, I have been wearing my tin foil hat for 14 months straight now. This has obviously caused all of my hair to fall out, but who needs hair if the government and FTP can read my thoughts. Everyone said I was crazy, but who's crazy NOW?

    P.S. NJ OP, hilarious.
  15. JokerJokerMan JokerJokerMan is offline

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    Apr 11th, 2008 (4/11/2008 1:04pm) in reply to Quantum

    This thread fails.
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