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The most awkward pain a human must endure

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  1. Edub Edub is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:38pm)

    Has got to be a hemmorrhoid and it's not even close. Never had one before this week and you have got to be fucking kidding me, this is fucking ridiculous.

    One of my buddies says i have to go to the doctor and he needs to cut it open or burn it. WTF, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Google says apply cream so I guess I will just lay on my stomach the entire day with 15 layers of preperation-H on my asshole. How long do these things last and will my asshole ever be the same again?
  2. erickmarroquin erickmarroquin is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:41pm) in reply to Edub

    kidney stone would be up there i would assume
  3. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:41pm) in reply to Edub

    lol. quit being a pussy. prep-h, do your normal thing, cpl days your good as new.
  4. ccm ccm is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:45pm) in reply to Edub

  5. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:48pm) in reply to Edub

    i think squeezing a human being out of a vagina would be kinda awkward
  6. Edub Edub is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:52pm) in reply to blufhard

    am i really being that much of a pussy? I mean when I have to use the bathroom it feels like im giving birth to a 24 lb basset hound. I really hope this is just a once in a lifetime thing because if this happens a lot when you get old i might just throw in the towel now.
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  7. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 3:52pm) in reply to s1nnr

    wow t..m...i....
  8. zspokerpink zspokerpink is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 4:05pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Clearly you've never had whiskey dick.

    Its awkward because you cant get hard and extremely painful because you wont be getting laid now, and the bish thinks your gay
  9. Edub Edub is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 4:07pm) in reply to Glo4m

     
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    wow t..m...i....

    don't judge me.
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  10. MrPinksTip MrPinksTip is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 4:49pm) in reply to Edub

     
    Originally Posted by Edub View Post

    24 lb basset hound

    psss, small basset imo
  11. kwoods kwoods is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 4:58pm) in reply to MrPinksTip

    Another golf pro i no had them bad and had to get it cut out. He said if was soooooooooooooooo painful after but he is better now i think. He had them for like 2 or 3 months though i think u will be fine but ya they do suck
  12. gamma21 gamma21 is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 5:05pm) in reply to kwoods

    It's probably an anal wart.
     
  13. timfbmx timfbmx is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 5:08pm) in reply to gamma21

    dislocated limbs.... I know from experience.
  14. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 5:08pm) in reply to Edub

    about the holocaust you insensitive mother fucker
  15. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Jul 13th, 2009 (7/13/2009 6:17pm) in reply to Edub

    Solid plan, lets not listen to doctor and listen to google instead.

    and yea, there are many way worse things, how about cutting your own arm muscle and tendons, then snapping the bones off to pull out your stub and leave the rest of your arm behind?
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