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  1. jamie16119 jamie16119 is offline DO NOT TRADE

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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:21pm)

    ok so i was looking through my moms and step dads laptop(im 18) because there was a dodgey pic on there and my mom asked me too look where it came from.
    so i was looking could not find anything.
    so i go to the 'adress' bar, click down. and there is about 6 sites,
    youporn.com and
    youporn.co.uk
    i immed say to my mom who the fuckin hells been on that and she turns round and says
    'we both use it' i neally fuckin bust out laughing. i didn't know what too say so i just sat there in silence.
    WWYDN?
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:22pm) in reply to jamie16119

    WWIDN? IWPJKM
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:23pm) in reply to tkeat1653

    pics of mom please
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:23pm) in reply to jamie16119

    mee smrt to.
  5. jamie16119 jamie16119 is offline DO NOT TRADE

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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:23pm) in reply to tkeat1653

     
    Originally Posted by tkeat1653 View Post

    WWIDN? IWPJKM

    IWPJKM?
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:23pm) in reply to jamie16119

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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:24pm) in reply to jamie16119

    Ask her to sniff your cock.
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:25pm) in reply to blufhard

    Of
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:26pm) in reply to blufhard

     
    Originally Posted by blufhard View Post

    Ask her to sniff your cock.

    this is obv the only acceptable answer
    pm ptownbrad for more info
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:27pm) in reply to jamie16119

    lol similar thing happened with my stepdad when i was in HS. i walked into the computer room and he was working on some drafting project. he clicked to minimize the screen and a pic of a naked chick showed up on the screen. i just laughed to myself as he fumbled to close the window but another opened up...he was like "uh...how'd that get there?!?!?" looooooool. him being embarrassed was punishment enough. you're secret's safe with me old man.
     
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:30pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

     
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    lol similar thing happened with my stepdad when i was in HS. i walked into the computer room and he was working on some drafting project. he clicked to minimize the screen and a pic of a naked chick showed up on the screen. i just laughed to myself as he fumbled to close the window but another opened up...he was like "uh...how'd that get there?!?!?" looooooool. him being embarrassed was punishment enough. you're secret's safe with me old man.

    whats really funny is i just LOL'D do this.
    but yet i didn't burst out laughing when my mom turns round and says' we both use youporn' humiliation at its best??
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:30pm) in reply to jamie16119

    Atleast it wasnt beastiality or midget porn tho
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:31pm) in reply to jamie16119

     
    Originally Posted by jamie16119 View Post

    humiliation at its best??

    I'd say making this post is more like humiliation at its best brah
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:32pm) in reply to jamie16119

    Can somebody PM me the english version of this story?
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:37pm) in reply to jamie16119

     
    Originally Posted by jamie16119 View Post

    i immed say to my mom who the fuckin hells been on that and she turns round and says
    'we both use it' i neally fuckin bust out laughing. i didn't know what too say so i just sat there in silence.
    WWYDN?

    I would say that this is probably going to be the 2nd most awkward moment in your life.

    The first will be when your mom explains that "we both use it" means they've uploaded 328 personal videos to the "amateur," "MILF" and "hardcore" categories.
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:39pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    Can somebody PM me the english version of this story?

    I must be getting old. I thought only 12 year olds typed and told stories like the OP. I stand corrected.

    lol @ youporn.co.uk I don't know why I find that so funny
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:40pm) in reply to LordPye

     
    Originally Posted by LordPye View Post

    I must be getting old. I thought only 12 year olds typed and told stories like the OP. I stand corrected.

    lol @ youporn.co.uk I don't know why I find that so funny

    im 18 so im still young.
    sorry i don't spell check and punctutation all my posts on a forum.
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:41pm) in reply to aj_law

     
    Originally Posted by aj_law View Post

    I would say that this is probably going to be the 2nd most awkward moment in your life.

    The first will be when your mom explains that "we both use it" means they've uploaded 328 personal videos to the "amateur," "MILF" and "hardcore" categories.

    Actually, the first will be when OP discovers that he has unknowingly (knowingly?) whacked it to several (many?) of those 328 aforementioned videos
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    Oct 16th, 2009 (10/16/2009 12:49pm) in reply to jamie16119

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