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  1. I would say that I chuckle about everytime I think about it.

    I was 16 and was with a 15 year old chick... we had messed around a bunch I was a noob for the most part, so was she.

    I get going a little bit before i put my rubber on, she was kind of worried so I decide ok one more push then i will put it on.... well that was too much and splat right on her stomach..... her response " OMG GROSS" I mean she seriously said that out loud haha.
  2. Chris Hansen will be watching this thread activity.....

  3. "oh no, Chris Hansen!!!!!!!

    Bang!
    Thread Starter
  4. There aren't really brownies!!!

    Bang!
  5. Two words: Wilford Brimley.

  6. When I was 14 my Uncle Carl took me camping and we went skinny dipping.
  7. I was a Senior In High School. It was Senior Week which is the last week of school before graduating, and around here in Dubois County, we do it big. Every night of the week was a huge planned party at a different location. Mostly at lakes/farms. The only people allowed were people in our grade, the biggest nerds and losers in High School even came to these parties which actually made it the greatest time ever because it was so much fun watching them get wasted. Anyways, I actually smoked pot for my first time ever I believe it was the Tuesday Night party (parties ran Sunday-Thursday) with graduation ceremony and parties Fri. Night.

    Well, after getting shit faced, I was convinced to smoke pot multiple times throughout the night. I really don't remember much except the next thing I know I was in my 1989 Chevrolet Blazer in the back part of the vehicle (back seat folded down so it was like having a bed in the back) with two female senior classmates and they are all over me. I was laying down as I was pretty much comotose and in down syndrome mode from all the boozing and pot. So I'm hooking up with both of them when one decided to get on top and start fucking my brains out. I'm pretty sure this went on for a long time until I woke up the next morning and there was jizz all over the blanket and only one of the girls was still in there with me. I felt like a complete douche as several classmates had surrounded my vehicle at this point trying to wake me up since we had to be at school in the morning yet. People still talk about it to this day...

    The other one a lot more shorter story is when I finger banged the shit out of this blonde model who was young and very very stupid and I was piss ass drunk and, well I was finger banging her ass the whole time, and didn't even know it. I finally figured it out when she told me she felt like she had to take a shit. That ruined the moment.
  8. ummmmmm

    the first time I got laid

    OBV
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  9. Da Donkey ownz, I recommend him for MOD IMMEd
     
  10. I'd rather see him banned and bring Dumb Walrus back.
  11. I'd rather see a giraffe in the park instead of you too but thats not going to happen
     
  12. lolol
    my thoughts exactly

    I also want to see DW back though
  13. Shhhhhhhhhhh!
  14. Losing my virginity........ it hurt so bad I thought "this is what everyone thinks is so great?" and didnt have sex again for over a year.
  15. <table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#eeeedd"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"> </td><td>Re(4): Most Memorable teenage sexual (with another person) experience
    by Wretchy on 10/4/2007 13:48 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td colspan="2"><table celspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="2"><tbody><tr><td>I'd rather see a giraffe in the park instead of you too but thats not going to happen</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>loloolllol omg i spit gingerale all over my screen when i read this
     
  16. Which virginity are you talking about? Vaginal or Anal?

    I'm going to assume Anal.
  17. when a teacher in my HS told me she wanted it.... i def shoulda given it 2 her now that i thinkk about it 2... but i didnt wanna end up on the news sigh
     1
  18. Vaginal

    I tried anal once it hurts so bad I never have ever tried it again and doubt I ever will
  19. Well I imagine everything hurts in any kind of hole when your fucking pringle cans!
  20. I never fucked the pringle can dude, thats why he broke up with me. You think I was gonna ruin myself for life? no fucking way..... I did get a very cute coach bag outta him tho, so all was not lost.
  21. hit it if she's wit it
  22. i was in grade 7 and she was 8 during the summer, i gave that hoe my v-card, although im not too sure whether 12 qualifies you as a teenager
  23. i think they call them tweens these days.....i dont get it
  24. hey AG would u like a nice gucci handbag ;)
  25. When I was 17 I got a blowjob at a drive-in while laughing my ass off watching Anchorman.
  26. I already have one, thanks tho
  27. I was a junior in high school and it was during super bowl XXXI(pats/gb) and I was at a buddies of mines house with no parents there so we invited a few girls. So we had a few beers and stuff and this girls I was interested in had a few drinks and was digging me too so around the start of the 3rd quarter she is going to the bathroom and she points at me and directs me to go with her. So when we go in we start making out and then I start unbuttoning her pants and start finger banging her. After about 5 mins, she wasnt making any moves toward my dong so I stop and ask her "why don't you hook me up" and she went on to say that "i've never touched or did anything with a dick before" and I said that fine just do whatever. So she jerks me off for a few seconds and then all of a sudden she gets on her knees and starts blowing me(first time). About that time, I realized that the door wasnt completely shut and I could still hear the game. Right at that same moment the patriots were about to score a TD and dont ask me why but I tired to see if I could see it and right when I moved I got a horrible sensation on my dick....she BIT it!!! I still remember that there were bite marks around the head for a few days.....
  28. i knew that was coming
  29. :( chanel?
  30. 1st time I was 14, freshmen yr and the varsity QB. Started dating the finest girl on the cheerleading squad. She asks me to go with her to her senior prom, and after starts messing around with me. Now up to that point I'm not sure if I'd ever even thought about girls, sex, etc. as I was into sports big time. She tells me she is going to give me a bj. Needless to say, I remember it as the best bj ever probably because it was the 1st, and from a girl 3 yrs my senior.
    As far as sex...the best exp. was meeting this girl at church when I was 16 and her asking me out. I take her to a movie and she asks if I want to go "drive around". I end up having sex for the 1st time at some construction site for a new house. Sex sucked, but I could care less...because I finally got laid! So, the next Monday (3 days later) we are hanging out with my best friend. He calls me that night and asks me if I mind him dating her...I'm floored! So she calls and says that she'll hook me up with her little (14 yr old) sister if it's all good. First I'm like no way.. But then thinking about it I agree. So I take her sister out exactly 1 week later, and she proceeded to give me an incredible bj followed by some of the best sex that I've had. Unbelievable.
    Great memories!

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