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  1. U remember the rules... if u were forced to choose 1 to screw 1 to marry and 1 to bash in the head w/ a Louisville Slugger which would it be...

    1. Jennifer Aniston


    2. Charlize Theron


    3. Cameron Diaz
     
  2. screw cameron diaz, bash chalize theron and marry Jennifer Aniston.

    pretty easy game, imo
  3. So painful to kill Charlize...marry Cameron, mount Jennifer...
  4. screw- JA
    Marry- CD
    Murder- CT
     
  5. mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz
     
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

  7. marry cam diaz, screw jennifer aniston, violently murder charlize theron....blaze w all of them first tho(and 2 of them after)
     
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

    nailed it.
  9. Marry Charlize, mount Jennifer, and kill Cameron.
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  10.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

    ^^^^^
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

    not sure how the hell the answer can be anything but this
  12.  
    Originally Posted by BubbaKGB View Post

    Marry Charlize, mount Jennifer, and kill Cameron.

  13. marry/mount are almost interchangeable for me (prefer marry aniston), but i don't see how the murder answer could be anyone other than cameron diaz
     
  14.  
    Originally Posted by marc1313 View Post

    not sure how the hell the answer can be anything but this

    Because by all accounts Jennifer Aniston appears to be kinda crazy? I'll take sexy, smart, and sophisticated all day every day.
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  15.  
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    screw cameron diaz, bash chalize theron and marry Jennifer Aniston.

    pretty easy game, imo

  16.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

     
  17. this question is impossible to answer
     
  18.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

    Have any of you ever listened to Cameron Diaz in an interview or talk show, ugh. Just awfulz.
     
  19.  
    Originally Posted by preezie View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

  20. Mount Charlize
    Marry Cameron
    Bash Jen
  21. Mount Jen

    Marry Charlize

    Bash Cameron
  22. fuck charliz theron, marry cameron diaz, murder jenn aniston... no one wants to marry that bitch lol
  23.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

  24. Definitely have to murder Diaz, she aged terribly and looks beyond horrible without makeup.

    Tough call as to whether to marry Anniston or to Marry Theron.

    Imo have sex with both of them and marry neither of them.

    Anniston's personality seems to square soccermom/republicanbitchish and Charlize seems to much the opposite like too crazy/psycho bitch radical weirdoish kinda, so wouldn't want to have to spend the rest of my life with either of them.

    Edit: After giving it some more thought, I think I'd marry Anniston, and fuck Charlize (and obv kill Diaz). Cuz even if Anniston seems maybe a little too conservative richgirl with countryclub fetishesish, it would probably be a LOT more fun to spend the next few decades trying to turn her into a weirdo than it would be to try to turn a psycho/mentally-unbalanced-seeming person like Charlize into a not such crazy person probably.

    So:

    Fuck Charlize

    Marry Jennifer

    Kill Cameron
  25.  
    Originally Posted by ericINtheX View Post

     
    Originally Posted by BubbaKGB View Post

    Marry Charlize, mount Jennifer, and kill Cameron.

  26.  
    Originally Posted by preezie View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

     
  27. Screw Charlize, Marry Jennifer and murder Cameron
  28.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

  29.  
    Originally Posted by Luho View Post

    mount theron

    marry aniston

    murder diaz

    So totally this.
  30. I was trying to just quote my answer, but nobody seems to want to murder Aniston. These are my choices if I was a guy...

    Murder: Aniston

    Marry: Theron

    Mount: Diaz

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