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  1. "douche-bag" is too admiring
  2. i want to see some other versions of this
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  3. I screamed/laughed so hard you wouldn't believe it.. he is the funniest man I've EVER seen!
  4. ship the new stars avatar
  5. the best part of this are the tattooed sunglasses on the back of his head
  6. I can only hope this is somehow fake.
  7. Why would you hope it's fake? That is the smartest life changing decision any human has ever made. Now everybody knows how fucking cool he his.
  8. ^^^LOL

    And lol... and lol... LOL... what is going through his head man.... just LOL
  9. this guy is going to be my new facebook picture
  10. there is no way anyone is that fucking stupid to get those tattoos.

    and if there is, im speechless.
  11. He's German, that's how they roll.
  12. WTF could he have possibly been thinking????? All kidding aside WTF!!!!
  13. HAHAHA... he might as well have just written "small cock on board" all over himself.
  14. ^^^^^ ROFL
  15. The Tattoos hide the fact that he has No Biceps!?

    or Pecs........lmao.
  16. I posted this a few days ago when war was looking for a tattoo...funny stuff.
  17. I hate it when I look all over for my sunglasses, only to realize after I tear the house apart that they are tattooed on the back of my head.
  18. They're always in the last place you look...
     
  19. over/under he is married in his lifetime since no woman over 23 could look at him without laughing?

    it looks like the letters are magic marker to me so i am skeptical.
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    i had a t-shirt from the china club back in the day that had a ponytail drawn on the shirt by the club. once a week a girl would come up and pull on it thinking it was real and act surprised it wasnt. any girl that did that would automatically become a hit and run lay target if she was hot.
  20. It's sad, but very real... he is "well" known in germany. 33 years old
  21. How "well" known??!
  22. why?
  23. I was going to be Mr. Ice Cool. Now it would just look like I was copying. I am gonna get up from the tattoo chair now
  24. Can someone please explain how Mr. Cool Ice is well known in Germany??
  25. His hometown is Mainz, he is 33 years old and has gone by Mr. Cool Ice for the last 13 years. He basically states that's just who he is period.


    They do a tour of his apartment and we discover that he is a clean freak. Everything has to be spotless and in the right place.



    The 2 girls on the talk show are basically making an ass out of him and a direct translation from the girl sitting closest to him is "You look like Shit".

    He has spent over 4,000 euro's to get his tattoos which is about 6, 000 USD.

    Well there you have it a little light into the world of Mr. Cool Ice. If anyone has any more info keep it coming

    I should also point out for those of you who haven't seen the video that "Ice Ice Baby" plays throughout and its likely that that is where he got his name from.
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  27. 6K for those???????????? Ummmmmmmmmmm dumb ass.
  28. OMG i hope i meet him so i can break a chair over his face
  29. He looks like a nice guy