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my balls hurt, yes this post is about my balls so read at your own risk

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  1. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 9:31pm)

    I'm at target. Busy day. lady with three young kids and a CART full of stuff. the youngest kid about 2-3 in the cart seat. the older kids like 6-10 start helping their mother empty the cart. all of the sudden 3 year old sees what they are doing and is like I WANT TO HELP. so she grabs the first thing she sees which happens to be a can of tuna and......I mean this kid going to be first female NFL quarterback, strong strong arm for a 3 year old and deadly accurate... and flings it right into my twin pop-em glazed donut holes. ONLY reason this didnt kill me instead of just plain HURT ME is that it was a cold day and my pop-em glazed donut holes had retreated a little bit into the vast cavern that is my lower abdomen. and then mom pisses me off telling the 3 year old SANTA ISNT COMING.
  2. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 9:33pm) in reply to whitealroker

    i thought they had already been fried off by an electric shock

    and all this time we believed your stories
  3. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 9:35pm) in reply to timthegem

    wish this one was false.
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  4. showtime90 showtime90 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 9:37pm) in reply to whitealroker

    just cut off your manhood, no point in keeping it if its killing you
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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 9:49pm) in reply to showtime90

    pics?
     
  6. raisethis2 raisethis2 is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 9:53pm) in reply to showtime90

    Answer is obvious. Go to doctor with ball pain, take off rest of calendar year and 2007. Get security tape from Target and sue both the mother and the kid, Target and Santa. Buy a small Caribbean Island and Name it Rokers Island and open up War Poker.com and make like a bazillion dollars.

    Get Jennifear to give poker lessons to me (correction, lots of poker lessons) and we can sit at the tables telling old "way back in the old days when you worked at Target stories." God I'm clever.
  7. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 10:40pm) in reply to raisethis2


    wont be abusing llamas or sheep for a while, gentials in chaos
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  8. Suthereader Suthereader is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 11:16pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Hey Al,
    I hear black Al wants his name back, but he said you can keep your balls...

    He said to keep'em for target practice...
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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 11:20pm) in reply to whitealroker



    One of these equipped with a cup may be in order for you. Although we might not have any good storys.
  10. Suthereader Suthereader is offline

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 11:22pm) in reply to Lokithecat

    but Loki those look too clean to be Als...did you look closely at 'em ...They have Adam's name written all over them...
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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 11:38pm) in reply to Suthereader

    the vast cavern that is my lower abdomen

    I lol at that line, good one WAR
  12. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 11:41pm) in reply to norab

    you could open up my belly and stick a toaster in there and i'd be none the wiser
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    Dec 8th, 2006 (12/8/2006 11:47pm) in reply to whitealroker

    Al,
    If you come up with another ball story tomorrow...I'm going to send them into a steel manufacturing company...because those things are indestructible and we could make some money by letting them study your balls and come up with a patent...Of course that means you'd miss target practice and wouldn't get to shoot for a while...but you could make up for it by shooting off your mouth, or shooting some basketballs, or NM...we don't need any new line stories from you...just send your balls into Bethlehem Steel Company....
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    Dec 9th, 2006 (12/9/2006 12:38am) in reply to Suthereader

    ^^^^ Really likes WAR's balls.
  15. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Dec 9th, 2006 (12/9/2006 12:40am) in reply to Tim Lock

    if I scanned my balls and posted them here?? would i get banned??? lenny??? adam?? user mods?
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  16. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Dec 9th, 2006 (12/9/2006 1:30am) in reply to whitealroker

    No TY
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    Dec 9th, 2006 (12/9/2006 1:46am) in reply to Lenny

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