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  1. itch1515 itch1515 is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 6:47am)

    He stinks. He stinks so bad you can smell him from 50 feet away. We work in an office that would have a total of about 10 people on a given night. My desk is about 10 feet from his. Tonight, his body odor was so foul it made you almost want to gag.

    OT, I ask you: What would you do about it?
  2. rungoodmuch rungoodmuch is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 6:50am) in reply to itch1515

    leave a deodorant stick on his desk
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  3. RUBINH RUBINH is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 6:51am) in reply to rungoodmuch

    Quit and become a professional poker player.

    Oh wait, nevermind...
  4. itch1515 itch1515 is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 7:12am) in reply to rungoodmuch

     
    Originally Posted by rungoodmuch View Post

    leave a deodorant stick on his desk

    Pure genius.

    Don't know if I got the stones to do that.
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  5. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 7:41am) in reply to itch1515

    3 or 4 of these around the office electrical sockets should do it.


     
  6. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 7:56am) in reply to wantagolf



    starting showing up like this. maybe he'll get the message
     
  7. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 1:38pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

    Edited By: The Alchemist Apr 17th, 2011 at 01:41 PM
    Reason: optional my ass
  8. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 1:49pm) in reply to The Alchemist

    pomegranates have always been so underrated.
  9. niptuck niptuck is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 2:03pm) in reply to Niceguy

    there is some website where you can send him an email and they can't trace it back to you. The website is there specifically for bad breath, body odor, bad clothing choices etc. Things you want to say to people but don't want them to kow it is you.

    He won't know if it came from someone at work (like leaving a stick of deoderant on desk would) or someone in his personal life.

    I don't remember the name of the site but I'm sure you can find it. DON'T TELL ANYBODY YOU DID THIS EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST THEM. It will get back to you one way or another if you do.
  10. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 3:37pm) in reply to niptuck

    lol My partner is a part time public defender. Most of the time he doesn't allow the clients in the office, but sometimes they find their way in. Some of these folks are really smelly. We use scented candles. Clears up the smell, but doesn't solve the problem of them being stinky. They just go be stinky somewhere else.
  11. Seykota Seykota is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 8:57pm) in reply to Willywoo

    Get a can of lysol and start spraying it around him. Hopefully he will get the message.
  12. setherson2 setherson2 is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 9:01pm) in reply to Seykota

    Don't shower until you smell worse than him.
    491 1
  13. chocolatecamo chocolatecamo is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 9:07pm) in reply to setherson2

    instead of bitching about it on a poker forum why don't you go out and do something about it. I don't understand all you guys who can't just take responsibility fr their own problems. Man up for christ sakes.

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 9:09pm) in reply to chocolatecamo

    ^ mad
  15. chocolatecamo chocolatecamo is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 9:12pm) in reply to Watcher

    ^ enabler
  16. makesmes1ck makesmes1ck is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 9:24pm) in reply to setherson2

     
    Originally Posted by setherson2 View Post

    Don't shower until you smell worse than him.

    This is prob the best way to go about.
    Is he fat?
  17. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is offline actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 9:25pm) in reply to makesmes1ck

    Dear chocolatecamo,

    You have been by far the worst poster on this site the past couple days. We request that you please lose your password and/or drown yourself in the nearest lake, whichever is more convenient. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone
    Edited By: Lord Supremo Apr 17th, 2011 at 09:28 PM
  18. Tilted0o Tilted0o is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 10:26pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    Approach him and tell him "Wow, you are really tall, can you touch the ceiling?" When he reaches for the sky, spray him with some body spray or lysol.
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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 10:29pm) in reply to Tilted0o

    note on windshield.
  20. niptuck niptuck is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 10:31pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    Dear chocolatecamo,

    You have been by far the worst poster on this site the past couple days. We request that you please lose your password and/or drown yourself in the nearest lake, whichever is more convenient. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone

    +1
  21. setherson2 setherson2 is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 10:35pm) in reply to niptuck

    491 1
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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 11:33pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    Dear chocolatecamo,

    You have been by far the worst poster on this site the past couple days. We request that you please lose your password and/or drown yourself in the nearest lake, whichever is more convenient. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone

    +2

    If a lake is not convenient you can always like yourself on fire, as well.
  23. poumi554 poumi554 is offline

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    Apr 17th, 2011 (4/17/2011 11:58pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    Dear chocolatecamo,

    You have been by far the worst poster on this site the past couple days. We request that you please lose your password and/or drown yourself in the nearest lake, whichever is more convenient. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone

    +3 or 4 i believe were at now!

    no help for op though, i think plug in thing is best non confrontational idea so far
    Edited By: poumi554 Apr 18th, 2011 at 12:01 AM
  24. makesmes1ck makesmes1ck is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2011 (4/18/2011 2:03am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    Dear chocolatecamo,

    You have been by far the worst poster on this site the past couple days. We request that you please lose your password and/or drown yourself in the nearest lake, whichever is more convenient. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone

    +5
    Well said well said...
    I think op could take a lesson from your book when it comes to confronting said boss about stench.
  25. itch1515 itch1515 is offline

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    Apr 27th, 2011 (4/27/2011 3:37pm) in reply to makesmes1ck

    I think the dude figured it out somehow. He has been smelling a lot better the last few days. Thanks a lot for your help OT!
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  26. Jwilkinson Jwilkinson is offline vvubanga

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    Apr 27th, 2011 (4/27/2011 5:17pm) in reply to itch1515

    well how did he figure it out, did u use that site or what?

    maybe u were smelling yourself
    Edited By: Jwilkinson Apr 27th, 2011 at 05:17 PM
     
  27. Danezone Danezone is offline

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    Apr 27th, 2011 (4/27/2011 7:15pm) in reply to Jwilkinson

    It is such an awkward thing, my boss and one of my great friends both get the dragon breath from time to time, my subtle trick of taking out an Altoid in front of them works about 30% of the time.
     
  28. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Apr 27th, 2011 (4/27/2011 9:18pm) in reply to Danezone

    Quit tossing his salad
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