If you didn't read part 1, read here: http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/my-epic-fail-prostitute-608170/

My epic fail happened around the half way point, but that didn't stop me from continuing my journey. After experiencing the bloodbath that was prostitute #1, I decided that I'd cool off and just focus on having a good time without the aid of prostitutes. On the 2nd to last night of my departure, I decided to go out and get a bite to eat from a local street market. As I head outside, I notice it's a little drizzly and I'm not properly dressed (flip flops/shorts/t-shirt) but decide to venture out anyway because the market is about a 3-minute walk. As I'm heading over there, I'm walking by some folks drinking and my shoe slips and I slide a little, but I don't fall. Naturally these drunkards overreact and think that I came within an inch of splitting my head open, but I tell them I'm fine and go on my way. As I get to the market, the rain starts coming down very hard so I get food real quick and head for an awning. I sit there for about 15 minutes until the rain clears, and then quickly head back towards my room before the floodgates open up again. I decided to walk barefoot at this point because my sandals have become so slick it was impossible for me to walk on them. As I walk by the drunkards again, they start asking me to come have a drink. I notice there's a few ladies hanging out too, so I figure what the hell. I run back to my room, change shoes, and join in on the action.

We begin to drink and we're all having a good time. One guy is from Ireland, one from Switzerland and one from France. They are pretty hammered, so I'm trying to play catch up. As we're drinking, one of the girls that works for the salon we were hanging out in front of comes out and sits next to me. After about 15 minutes of us all talking, she begins to rub my leg a little and then starts massaging my arms and begins trying to hold my hand. Not sure what she's up to, I just decide to roll with it and see what happens. We move the party over to another spot so we can play pool and listen to music, and she asks if she can come with me. I see no reason to say no, so I tell her to come on over with us. She continues to rub my legs, arms, hold my hands, etc. for the rest of the evening. It finally comes time for me to go back to my room as I have a tour at 8am the next morning and it's already 3am. She asks if she can come sleep, and that's where I begin to think, "Here we go, another hooker trying to work her game." I play as if I'm confused, and her friend says that she wants to come back and sleep in my room. I ask the girl how much that would cost, and she says no money. At this point I'm really fucking confused, so I say sure.

We get to my room, and she seems very shy. I don't know what she really wants at this point, nor do I care, so I just strip down to my boxer-briefs and get into bed. She slips down to her bra & panties and jumps into bed too. She's still rubbing my arms & legs, trying to hold my hand, etc. and then begins to work her hands down to my cawk. This surprises me a little, but at this point I figure it's game on. We end up fucking and then she goes back to rubbing me some more. About an hour later, she starts grabbing my junk again and we go at it one more time. Fast forward a few hours when it's time for me to get up, and we have another go and then she heads back to her shop to work. When she gets up to leave she mentions nothing about money and just goes on her merry way. She says she hopes to see me again the following evening, and at this point I don't really see a reason to decline. We had all planned to go out anyway, so I tell her we'll all go out and have a good time.

The next night comes, and I meet up with the group. We determined that we'd all meet up at midnight to go out and hit up a club to go dancing and drinking. I decide to head back to my room and get some rest as it's around 8pm. At about 11pm, I hear a knock on my door and I assume it's the salon girl. To my surprise, it's the first girl I banged (the one I met at the mall from my other thread) and she said she was in the area and wanted to stay the night. At this point I panic, as in 1 hour I know I'm supposed to meet with them and assume that if I don't show up that the other girl will come here to look for me. I begin to tell her that I'm not feeling well and that I think I'm just going to spend the night alone, but she says that she'd like to stay and make sure I'm ok. FUCK.......what do I say?!?! I then tell her that I'm feeling very nauseous from the drinking the previous night and that I appreciate her concern but I really just want to be alone. She says fine, but that she wants to leave around midnight to catch the bus back to her town. I agree to this, and then we end up fucking around until about 11:50 and then I send her on her way. I ask her if she wants money for the bus, but she politely declines and heads out. I begin to get ready to go out, and by the time I'm showered & ready to go it's already 12:20. The salon girl said she would only go out if I decided to go out, so I figure she was either waiting outside the shop or assumed I blew her off and went to bed. Naturally, when I arrive she's not there. I see a buddy from the night before and we just decide to shoot pool for a little bit. As I'm starting to wrap up the night, I see her walking across the street. I tell her that I overslept and showed up late, and she buys it and we head back to my place. More fucking ensues.

The next morning after our final romp, it finally comes. She says that she shares a room with 3 other women and that she wants some money to buy her own room for a month. I finally realize that the game is over, and that she was playing me the entire time. I tell her that I have to do some souvenir shopping, but that after I'm done with that and making a call back home that I'd meet up with her at her shop to say goodbye and to give her some money. She accepts and heads back to her salon.

At this point, I figure I'm going to set aside 1000 baht for her, but that she's going to have to earn it. I decided I would not be going to her shop, but that she'd have to come to me. She knew what time I was leaving, so I wasn't completely off the hook. I wait in my room as long as possible before heading downstairs to check out in case she's waiting outside for me. I head downstairs and am surprised that she's not down there, so the countdown begins. I sit in the lobby and sweat out the final 10 minutes as if I'm waiting on lab results to tell me whether or not I'm going to die. The minute tick down and still no sign of her. Her salon is literally a 1-2 minute walk, so I figure any second now she'll show up and then I'll pay her the money and just say I was running behind on time. The taxi finally shows up, so now it's show time. I have 2 large bags and one small bag. I set everything out on the sidewalk and am planning my method of attack. The car is on her side of the street, so I'm assuming at this point she probably is paying close attention to who is going to be heading towards this car. I put one small bag on another bag to carry them both, and grab the other bag with my free hand. The sprint begins! I head to the trunk of the car and throw my bags into the trunk. I quickly head to my seat and get in. I look back and begin to see her walking towards the vehicle. She's probably 100 yards away, so the time is ticking....The driver starts walking around the car and now I see her starting to run....FUCK! It's like a scene from T2 when the liquid metal dude begins chasing the car and I begin to worry that he's not going to go in time. He gets into his car and she's probably 20 yards away and I can hear her screaming shit in Thai and we begin to take off. He pulls away and I look back to see her motioning what I can only imagine to be offensive gestures and shouting crap.

I WIN! I felt like a scumbag for not giving her anything, but after I suspected that she was actually a hooker I felt it was only right to make up for the wrong I experienced the previous time.

A losing moment - The 2nd night I decided to go down on her after thinking she wasn't a hooker and that she was just into me and now I probably have more mouth AIDS.

Cliffs:
Met chick while drinking with crazy Europeans
Chick comes back to my plays and we go at it
Chick wants to see me the next night, kinda acts like I'm her boyfriend
I almost flaked on her cuz I was banging another chick I had met before
I end up seeing her as I'm getting ready to head back for night
We bang more; in the morning she asks for money with crappy excuse.
I realize she's probably a hooker; decide to make her work for it.
I sweat the taxi thinking she'll show up any second to get money
Taxi arrives, I run stealth mode and throw all my shit in and jump in car
She comes running after car like T1000 from T2 screaming shit in Thai.
I win.

wp sir, wp indeed

 

Originally Posted by BigEarn7

good read, haha, I remember you mentioned something in the first post about hockey, do you play?

OT hockey team could beat a handfull of NHL teams

not a big fan of ripping people off, but if she says nah no money the first night. then she aint getting any money. so fuck her

In before ecugirl turns this shit into a debbie downer thread. You're my hero brah.

I feel bad for her, u shoulda paid up buddy! On the other hand, I'm also insanely jealous. You lived the dream well good work, sir, good fuckin trip

good work, although you should have taken an envelope, put the smallest bill you have into it, fill it with pubes, then put another bill on the other side, like a pube and baht sammich... and handed it to her real sweet like, as if you were going above and beyond what she expected, gave her an i love you kinda speech and tell her you'll be back... she'd have to be some kind of ass hole to open it in front of you

then you drive away in the cab and look back for the epic reaction shot

 

Originally Posted by toddytheboy

not a big fan of ripping people off, but if she says nah no money the first night. then she aint getting any money. so fuck her

he did

How many STDs are you looking to spread? That first girl had hepatitis and you got her blood on you but ohhhh yeah sick brag we all applaud you etc.

So not only did you fuck this young girl who was most likely forced into this line of work to feed her family but then you ripped her off as well. I for one am very disappointed in you and think you need to take a hard look in the mirror at yourself. The lives these poor girls lead are very sad & we should try to make the world better for them, not worse.

I also tipped at an all exclusive resort once

thumbs up gif x 1000

fucking allsum

 

Originally Posted by orgnalsooners

So not only did you fuck this young girl who was most likely forced into this line of work to feed her family but then you ripped her off as well. I for one am very disappointed in you and think you need to take a hard look in the mirror at yourself. The lives these poor girls lead are very sad & we should try to make the world better for them, not worse.

I also tipped at an all exclusive resort once

you are the biggest pos on this site. hands down.

awesome story man..i would PM Eli Roth to see if he could make it into a Hostel film

You should have seen her coming a mile away....but in any event...good read.