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My first sexual experience

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  1. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:07am)

    I think I might die today, so I thought I would share a few things with you guys before I do. Some people on this site makes it sound like if you have sex when your too yoiung, you get fucke up. Well, look at me. I turned out ok didnt I? I was taken advantage of of a older girl when I was 8 and dont think it was too bad.

    When I had just turned 8 years old, me and my mom was traveling from my grandparents place to the city where we lived back them. She desided to visit a friend on the way and we would spend the night there. She had a daugter who was 9. I was going to sleep in her daugthers room, on a mattres on the floor next to her bed. Shortly after we had gone to bed she came down into mine and told me to get naked.

    I did and she started touching me. It felt good and stuff, but when she told me to fuck her I didnt really want to. I didnt know how. You just stick it in my pussy she explained, but I refused. You have to, she said, or im going to scream and tell my mom you are mean to me. So I tried to get it in, but I couldnt do it. After that she told me to finger her, and I did. And then she peed on me while I was doing that... But I turned out fine, right? So I dont see the problem with young kids having sex.

    When I was about 10 my stepmom got naked in front of me and asked me if I thought she had a sexy body. "Its fine I guess" I told her. She later snuck into my room and stood and watch me masturbate. Its no big deal, I turned out just fine. She french kissed me and told me that was what you did when you love someone, so I whent and french kissed my dad. Only once tho. He didnt like it that much... Pretty funny story imo.

    My point is, kids having sex is no big deal. Obv an adult shouldnt have sex with a child, but once you are somewhere between 16-18 depending on how mature you are, you are ready for sex. Some might even be ready before that. Yeah you might do something you regret later, but kids do fucked up stuff they regret later that doesnt involve sex anyway.

    Cliffnotes:
    - Fucked up shit
    - I turned out fine
  2. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:09am) in reply to Scha

    not sure if I believe all of it, none of it, or some of it yet tho
  3. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:09am) in reply to Scha

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:12am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    wtf did I just read........ you sir have one fucked up life and family if you were telling the truth. gtfo faker
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:12am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    I hope for your sake this shit is made up. You frenched your dad wtf?

    Maybe this is why you're attracted to 15 y.o. girls.
  6. ashesofheroes ashesofheroes is offline

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:12am) in reply to Scha

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:14am) in reply to Scha

    "And then she peed on me while I was doing that... But I turned out fine, right? So I dont see the problem with young kids having sex."

    that statement is an instant classic
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:18am) in reply to Scha

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:19am) in reply to ashesofheroes

    Glorious post, would read again. Excellent stuff Scha, but perhaps tone down the constant references to how it has not fucked you up. Sounds like you protesteth too much.

    Most of this seems pretty legit, not sure why people sense bs.

    Who hasn't tongued their dad once in a while? Its pretty standard in Europeits a bit of a rite of passage.
  10. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:20am) in reply to Besselheim

    I only did it once. My dad was kind enough to explain how wrong it was.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:33am) in reply to Scha

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:36am) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD width=0%></TD><TD width="100%">I'm a creepy scumbag. Discuss.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:36am) in reply to uSUCK-GIVEup

    I did a successfull "i'll show you mine if you show me yours" thing when i was probably like I dunno 6 or 7. Hopefully it's not why I'm so fucked up and haven't gotten much since then
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:45am) in reply to Scha

    In a related story, WAR's attraction to llamas and stuffed animals stems from the fact that he let his dog "lick the peanut butter off the skin flute" too early.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 5:56am) in reply to Scha

    i blame sweetness

    edit: for this post that is. he can, for the most part, pull off the over the top and weird made up sex stories, but I don't think we need others trying to do it.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:05am) in reply to keylight

    on another note, i plowed some prego pussy the other night...

    Kajun $hipz
  17. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:06am) in reply to keylight

    I dont blame you guys for not believing this, the stuff is pretty fucked up, but its all true.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:26am) in reply to Kajun

    I am jealous

    Edit: of Kajun...not of Scha
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:33am) in reply to Scha

    If it is, you're not only a pedophile (the 16 year old...previous thread) but a weird sicko, creepo and just plain fucked up.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:34am) in reply to Scha

    "When I had just turned 8 years old, me and my mom..."

    This is where shit went bad with this thread title.

    Fn scandis
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:34am) in reply to Scha

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:37am) in reply to Scha

    scha man... you're fucking awesome

    seriously.. everyone hates on ya, but i fucking love you man

    im developing a man-crush on you
  23. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 6:58am) in reply to ill flu

    At least noone ever painted my fingernails.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:01am) in reply to Scha

    more details if we're to believe you.
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:04am) in reply to DexterCain

    and pics of step mom
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:07am) in reply to Scha

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:14am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Hi.....I am Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC!
  28. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:15am) in reply to oakes

    I dont care. Its all made up anyway
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:16am) in reply to oakes

    And remember to yell No HOMO!!!
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    Feb 11th, 2008 (2/11/2008 7:16am) in reply to Scha

    lol
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