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My GF's Mom ... (EDIT: with pics)

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  1. Dizzy34 Dizzy34 is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:48pm)

    So my gf's mom just calls my phone cussing my life away and saying shit like "I don't want you around my daughter, etc"... All of this randomly and out of nowhere while me and my gf are on completely great terms.

    Anyway, I think this lady is seriously bipolar and this phone conversation really pissed me off. Whats my move? Anything I could do back to her?

    I will GTFO since I do not have pics of my GFs crazy psycho bipolar mom.

    edit: pic of gf shes on the right (shes not 18 til dec. so all u go to jail) :)

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:51pm) in reply to Dizzy34

     
    Originally Posted by Dizzy34 View Post


    I will GTFO since I do not have pics of my GFs crazy psycho bipolar mom.

    you can supplement this with pics of your gf then imo
  3. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:52pm) in reply to Dizzy34

    pics of girlfriend will work.

    your name is deathly close to dyzalot, I'd look into get a new account.

    I would probably just slash her tires or knock her mailbox off of the post (do they have mailbox posts in trailer parks? idk).

    Also, most woman are clinically insane just never diagnosed, learn it early and avoid the googling later in life.

    pz bm
  4. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:53pm) in reply to Dizzy34

     
    Originally Posted by Dizzy34 View Post

    All of this randomly and out of nowhere while me and my gf are on completely great terms.

    Maybe youre not on great terms in her moms eyes based on the lies she tells about you to the old "bipolar" hag?
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:55pm) in reply to BillMueller

     
    Originally Posted by BillMueller View Post

    pics of girlfriend will work.

    your name is deathly close to dyzalot, I'd look into get a new account.

    both of these.

    and Ive had it happen before also. You have no idea how a small harmless comment made 3 months ago can spawn into such intense hatred.
  6. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:55pm) in reply to acp

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post


     
    Originally Posted by Dizzy34 View Post


    I will GTFO since I do not have pics of my GFs crazy psycho bipolar mom.

    you can supplement this with pics of your gf then imo

    agrii
  7. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:55pm) in reply to Realbigfish4

    it's also possible that she confused you with the other guy that her daughter is banging.
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:56pm) in reply to BillMueller

     
    Originally Posted by BillMueller View Post

    I would probably just slash her tires or knock her mailbox off of the post (do they have mailbox posts in trailer parks? idk).

    Actually slashing her tires would be a felony. If you instead take your car over to her driveway and park it behind her car, and slash YOUR tires, it would only be a misdemeanor.
     
  9. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:56pm) in reply to BillMueller

    inwhich case Bill is very sorry, she told him she was single
  10. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 2:58pm) in reply to Frank1The1Tank

    I don't think there was a part of the plan where you slash tires and immediately turn yourself into the authorities
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:00pm) in reply to BillMueller

    next time your gf is going down on you....take a pic with your phone, then text it to her mom. That should put you back on good terms
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:00pm) in reply to Frank1The1Tank



    maybe shes just testing you and wants to see how you'll handle her being nuts b/c her daughter (Bill's fuck buddy... your gf) told her she loves you. something along the lines of "i really love him mom. i know he's the one. i even stopped taking my bc pills in hopes one night when he loads me up with his hot sticky cum ill get prego so he'll have to marry me"
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:03pm) in reply to Frank1The1Tank

    i just watched old school again for the first time in a long time, infact i think i was too buzzed to remember the first time i watched it...but now i finally know why your sn is "frank the tank"
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:04pm) in reply to SluggerWV

     
    Originally Posted by SluggerWV View Post

     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post


     
    Originally Posted by Dizzy34 View Post


    I will GTFO since I do not have pics of my GFs crazy psycho bipolar mom.

    you can supplement this with n00d pics of your gf then imo

    agrii

    vg point slugger!
  15. Ozzie Ozzie is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:20pm) in reply to Dizzy34

    when did you start dating my ex???
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:23pm) in reply to Ozzie

    so Dizzy, I assume you callled your gf and told her. What did she say? Maybe things aren't as peachy as you think. Maybe she has been throwing you under the bus
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:24pm) in reply to Ozzie

    no pics? wtf?
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:24pm) in reply to Dizzy34

    Don't give your GF's psycho mom your phone number. If shes not banging you also, there is no reason she should have it.
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:25pm) in reply to Ozzie

     
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    when did you start dating my ex???

    dont you mean everyones ex and your current gf and everyones current gf god i hate girls so much right now im going through the worst times.
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:28pm) in reply to Dizzy34

    Am I the only one who thought this thread was about banging some MILF... And that it would include pics. SMFdisapointed right now
  21. Big Swing Big Swing is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:30pm) in reply to Scha

    i agree scha
  22. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:33pm) in reply to Dizzy34

    wheres sinner when you need him?

    just stab her.
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:43pm) in reply to Scha

    oh hi der scha
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 3:48pm) in reply to BillMueller

     
    Originally Posted by BillMueller View Post

    it's also possible that she confused you with the other guy that her daughter is banging.

  25. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 4:04pm) in reply to BillMueller

    and that guy is me........bang your gf's mom also could calm her down a bit
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 11:31pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    Am I the only one who thought this thread was about banging some MILF... And that it would include pics. SMFdisapointed right now

    agreed.
     
  27. Dizzy34 Dizzy34 is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 11:36pm) in reply to spacemandave

    pics up. enjoy going to jail :P
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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 11:38pm) in reply to Dizzy34

     
    Originally Posted by Dizzy34 View Post

    So my gf's mom just calls my phone cussing my life away and saying shit like "I don't want you around my daughter, etc"... All of this randomly and out of nowhere while me and my gf are on completely great terms.

    Anyway, I think this lady is seriously bipolar and this phone conversation really pissed me off. Whats my move? Anything I could do back to her?

    I will GTFO since I do not have pics of my GFs crazy psycho bipolar mom.

    edit: pic of gf shes on the right (shes not 18 til dec. so all u go to jail) :)


    Who's the she-male on the left?
  29. Dizzy34 Dizzy34 is offline

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    Sep 26th, 2008 (9/26/2008 11:39pm) in reply to poncho veelo

    her best friend haha
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    Sep 27th, 2008 (9/27/2008 12:21am) in reply to Dizzy34

    I want pics of the mom.
     
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