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My girlfriend cheated on me. Help.

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  1. Echelon Echelon is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:14pm)

    But...she swears it's not a big deal. Im kinda Angry.

    She is trying to down play it by telling me she is a stripper and it comes with the territory and the guy couldn't even get her wet plus he had a VERY small penis. She said she is gonna tell her stripper friends about him because they love to talk shit about guys with small penises.

    She also said she felt sorry for him.

    Im really torn on what to do.

    What would you do?

    Thoughts???

    Before you assholes ask....Here is a pic....

    (On the right)

  2. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:15pm) in reply to Echelon

    i miss the old days
  3. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:16pm) in reply to Echelon

     
    Originally Posted by Echelon View Post

    But...she swears it's not a big deal. Im kinda Angry.

    She is trying to down play it by telling me she is a stripper and it comes with the territory and the guy couldn't even get her wet plus he had a VERY small penis. She said she is gonna tell her stripper friends about him because they love to talk shit about guys with small penises.

    She also said she felt sorry for him.

    Im really torn on what to do.

    What would you do?

    Thoughts???

    Before you assholes ask....Here is a pic....

    (On the right)

    at least she gave that prick the herps for fucking ur GF
  4. dnb128 dnb128 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:16pm) in reply to Echelon



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  5. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:17pm) in reply to dnb128

    oh snap.
  6. heavyj80 heavyj80 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:17pm) in reply to dnb128

    somehow still better than your political threads
  7. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:19pm) in reply to heavyj80

     
  8. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:20pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

    Ha Ha I dunno why but Buchi makes me laugh
  9. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:20pm) in reply to Echelon

    She's right. Now show her that a dick in the ass comes with the territory, too.

    Edit: Just saw the other thread. I should have expected that this was nothing but suck.
    Edited By: timthegem Aug 23rd, 2010 at 11:23 PM
    Reason: New stat: Funny OT threads created per day = .003
  10. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:21pm) in reply to timthegem

    Post less
  11. zRo VaLiDiTy zRo VaLiDiTy is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:22pm) in reply to j_farah

    loooooool this is classic. vwp
  12. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:23pm) in reply to zRo VaLiDiTy

    Meh.
  13. BigA524 BigA524 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:24pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    pic nice but you forgot to mention where she works...
  14. baughman baughman is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:24pm) in reply to BigA524

    if you are looking for more then sexen then just leave. but if its just a girlfriend of fun, who gives a shit. you arent married.
  15. yarbles yarbles is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:25pm) in reply to baughman

    i thought it was widely known that all girls cheat and we were just not supposed to talk about it because obv your mother or sister is a girl and u dont want to think of them in that way... but ffs its in there dna.. it says so in the bible.. not that guys are any different but i i think percentage wise girls are bigger cheats then guys ainec.
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  16. mdshack14 mdshack14 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:25pm) in reply to zRo VaLiDiTy

     
    Originally Posted by SwagSoSick View Post

    loooooool this is classic. vwp

    the exact opposite of this.
     
  17. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:28pm) in reply to mdshack14

    You can take the cumpster out of the sorority but she's still a cock mongrel
  18. LatestLines2 LatestLines2 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:28pm) in reply to Popperhead

    These posts aggravate me so much...they've never been funny.
  19. CamelFan.420 CamelFan.420 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:29pm) in reply to LatestLines2

    This might get decently funny.
  20. Diggs Diggs is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:31pm) in reply to CamelFan.420

    "He was a bartender and if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her"
  21. Acpittboss Acpittboss is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:31pm) in reply to Diggs

    she is a stripper that should be the least of your worries
  22. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:32pm) in reply to Diggs

     
    Originally Posted by Diggs View Post

    "He was a bartender and if you must know, he didn't even cum inside her"

    Ur just a mean person, all the way down to ur core
     
  23. thereraise thereraise is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:32pm) in reply to orgnalsooners

    F-
  24. yarbles yarbles is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:37pm) in reply to thereraise

    i swear i seen that picture on 2p2 tho recently with a similar story...hmmmmm
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  25. rocket5 rocket5 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:39pm) in reply to LatestLines2

     
    Originally Posted by LatestLines2 View Post

    These posts aggravate me so much...they've never been funny.

    Exactly what I was thinking.
  26. RATE615 RATE615 is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:43pm) in reply to rocket5

    Epicly weak
  27. tennisee tennisee is offline aka PhiAlphaMTSU

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:44pm) in reply to RATE615

  28. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:47pm) in reply to LatestLines2

     
    Originally Posted by LatestLines2 View Post

    These posts aggravate me so much...they've never been funny.

    this
  29. Thatislife Thatislife is offline

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    Aug 23rd, 2010 (8/23/2010 11:52pm) in reply to Trent55

    You're getting her friend excited.
    Edited By: Thatislife Aug 23rd, 2010 at 11:55 PM
  30. STANGAA STANGAA is offline

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    Aug 24th, 2010 (8/24/2010 12:04am) in reply to Thatislife

    dont worry your gf didnt even come once from that guy let alone 6. also, said gf is a liar.
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