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My Girlfriend Wants To Pee On Me!

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  1. Sledge187 Sledge187 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:17am)

    I know this can't be normal. Anybody else had this done to them before? The rules she laid out is that she is going to pee on my chest and I must keep my mouth open during the "Golden Shower". She is from Korea and she told this is how they bring in the new year. Shoud I do it?
  2. Dedonkefy Dedonkefy is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:18am) in reply to Sledge187

    PM R kelly
  3. repo_man456 repo_man456 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:21am) in reply to Sledge187

    I've dated a girl from Korea, never once did she ever say she wants to pee on me (or mention any tradition of it, lol)

    Look for a blinking red light, you're starting 2010 on youtube imo
     
  4. Livew1re Livew1re is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:23am) in reply to repo_man456

    yeah ive been peed on and ive peed on someone else.. it does nothing for me but it doesnt hurt so i dont decline it.
  5. VTG Dude VTG Dude is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:24am) in reply to Sledge187

    My girlfriend wanted me to do the same one time. But she tricked me...while my eyes are closed, my mouth was open. She took advantage of this opportunity to satisfy her perversed obcession and trickled in my mouth. I got mad - So, I dumped in her face.
  6. RaidenRadio RaidenRadio is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:30am) in reply to Sledge187

    Ugh, Korea...... she no gooood
  7. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:33am) in reply to RaidenRadio

    she's just marking her territory.

    But seriously this is just a domination thing. She wants to show her domination over you. Have fun.
  8. Sledge187 Sledge187 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:37am) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    she's just marking her territory.

    But seriously this is just a domination thing. She wants to show her domination over you. Have fun.

    This is right on the money. When we first started dating she would make me bark during sex. At first I thought it was funny but now I understand this is the only way she gets off. Now it has become part of our love making act. This feels really good to talk to people about this because my friends would just make fun of me.
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  9. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:38am) in reply to Sledge187

    where da pics at jack?
  10. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 8:41am) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    where da pics at jack?

    Korean Girlfriend + Kinky Sex Habits = God Damn Pics Immed.
  11. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 9:57am) in reply to Sledge187

     
    Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post

    This is right on the money. When we first started dating she would make me bark during sex. At first I thought it was funny but now I understand this is the only way she gets off. Now it has become part of our love making act. This feels really good to talk to people about this because my friends would just make fun of me.

    Bwahahahaha nl. Pee in her butt or the deals off. Oh, I mean with her.
  12. kwoods kwoods is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 9:59am) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    where da pics at jack?

    or its not true
  13. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 9:59am) in reply to Dedonkefy

     
    Originally Posted by Dedonkefy View Post

    PM Jim Norton

    FYP
  14. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 10:02am) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    Bwahahahaha nl. Pee in her butt or the deals off. Oh, I mean with her.

    actually I would tel her to let you stick it in the butt if she pees on you. Win win in my book
  15. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 10:10am) in reply to undertheradar

    lol at not posting a pic
  16. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 10:13am) in reply to kwoods

    i was thinking about no asparagus then i remembered kim chee. probably gonna be a mentos moment. also now is a good time of year to buy a boat and sail for Hawaii. you and b can talk over odd asian girls on the way.
  17. Maridu Maridu is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 10:53am) in reply to Sledge187

    seriously pics... even I'm curious...
     
  18. joeschmo joeschmo is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 10:56am) in reply to Sledge187

    Wait till you saved up a 3 day fat log, let her pee on you then get up, throw her down and take a dump all over her. Then ask her whos the bitch.
  19. OhAaT OhAaT is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 11:06am) in reply to Sledge187

    Where the fuck did you go Sledge? We are dying without a pic. This is seriously cruel and unusual punishment.

    Edit: If you are currently partaking in said peeing episode, then by all means finish first, but God Damnit You better have a pic afterwards!
  20. AFink93 AFink93 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 11:13am) in reply to Sledge187

    No way this is how they bring in the New Year in Korea. Where the pics tho?
  21. Berry-um Berry-um is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 11:41am) in reply to AFink93

    Dude that's hot! let her after you get to go first. PEE ON THAT BIOTCH!!
  22. Eggiebets Eggiebets is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 11:45am) in reply to Berry-um

    Dude , Really ? She's Playing you . Pics though ?
  23. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 11:57am) in reply to Sledge187

    Hide jaybone in your closet, when she starts peeing on you, have jay rush out and start peeing on her.
  24. Superfito Superfito is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 12:01pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Just bought my plane ticket to Korea.
  25. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 12:02pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    This is how she wants to bring in the New Year?????? ...I would tell her I'm bringing in the New Year with a new Girlfriend!!
  26. robodarko robodarko is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 12:03pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    A random pic of a korean girl would have made this level so much more believable.

    Oh sorry, I meant " yeah, go for it bro! how do u know you won't like it? "
  27. magic lio magic lio is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 12:12pm) in reply to robodarko

    pretty sure this is a level just to give bfactor a boner
  28. dangood1 dangood1 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 12:42pm) in reply to Trent55

     
    Originally Posted by Trent55 View Post

    lol at not posting a pic

  29. MoneyOr2 MoneyOr2 is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 12:56pm) in reply to Sledge187

    i can absolutely guarantee this girl is horrendous looking
  30. bigchipshi bigchipshi is offline

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    Dec 31st, 2009 (12/31/2009 1:29pm) in reply to Dedonkefy

    let her do it.

    right before she goes, give her an uppercut right in the chode.
     
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