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  1. when i'm home i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints
  2.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    ...or is an ultra-rich asian with ultra-strict asian parents mentality that make their kids get tutored for 4 hours a day after school every day and take SAT prep classes and practice violin or piano for the remainder of the day after that until bedtime. ...

    where do you find the time to smoke weed?
  3.  
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    where do you find the time to smoke weed?

    Well... technically... I'm only asian on the inside.

    On the outside I'm technically... ::takes a deep sigh and considers flaying own face off with a potato peeler due to the amount of disgust and self-loathing involved with admitting this horrible factoid:: ....caucasian.

    :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ((((((((((((((((
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  4. Wish I knew how to play violin
  5. Me too, Zep... ::sighs deeply to self:: me too.............

    ::looks forlornishly into the sunset and skips a pebble across the glassy surface of an emo-lake of sorrow::

    ::contemplates how different life could've been if I had been into a proper Japanese/Korean family::

    ::instead I am stuck in this body that I do not recognize as my own, every morning, horrified to be reminded of the genetic inferiority that is my pale, disgusting round-eyeness... meanwhile just a few thousand miles across the pacific, hundreds of millions of beautiful, flawless Supreme Race beings get to live out their lives thinking way deeper/smarter/hardercore thoughts in their genetically superior brains, fucking their genetically superior flawlessly non-saggy geometrically perfect-hemisphere-titted girlfriends/wives/mistresses, driving their street-legal Nissan R34 skylines::

    motherfucking sighaments :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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  6. Just close your door in your room and blow it out the window how can this be a problem. Do you honestly think some one is going to call the cops cause they smell or see you smoking weed. And do you think the cops response time is 6 seconds before you can put your weed away and calmly walk to your house or just shut the window? WTF? if you didnt know about the dryer sheets either then just smh idk.
  7. The pussification of weed enthusiasts continues . . . shame.
  8. You should ask the OTer who got busted in the hotel room at the casino and got grifted by fake cops or something like that; how to conceal weed smoke. Who the hell was that?
  9. Lol, pretty sure it was tommpat
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  10. cept not fake cops

    and if we were worried about getting caught we wouldnt have been, blazing joints and drinking and playing loud music at like 2 or 3 am in small hotel prob was reason.
  11.  
    Originally Posted by BulldogCafe View Post

    when i'm home i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints

    then what do you do?
  12. prob smoke 2 more
  13. true story
  14. only 12 yr olds rip bowls then actually exhale any smoke. ghost that shit like a man dude.
  15. Roughly 99.7% of painters are smokers.

    Don't most absurdly wealthy people have a garage to park their 37 cars in, just go out there and light up ffs.

    Also, expect you or your mother to be kidnapped for a large ransom sooner than later. Doubt she would pay to get you back but they don't know that.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by Drawing Dead View Post

    Roughly 99.7% of painters are smokers.

    Don't most absurdly wealthy people have a garage to park their 37 cars in, just go out there and light up ffs.

    Also, expect you or your mother to be kidnapped for a large ransom sooner than later. Doubt she would pay to get you back but they don't know that.


    this is the weirdest post i've ever seen i think.
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  17. I like to picture the asian bfactor on the other side of the world, frantically posting 2000-word nonsense related to his inability to function so near the commoners. he hates himself for not being born in america where he could be truly free to live as he wished. life is cruel to the bfactors
  18. It began when me a happy hero, I woke up with fantstic friend yojin with all our potion and oil. It was for the first time that that broke out. We narrowly feel bewilderment and as for I (however, he who it did not do) I stroked the cloth that thinks and dipped in dangerous oil that the mood will become good, as that is ordinary. Make guess difference of show of power of it is dazzling instantaneously, I noticed he that the rice of the family of his most love was lacking! Right away he is called his vicariousness jealousy deep friend, yojin. Most of that I) knew for yojin of 12 years old (plus or minus were a curiosity flourishing thing. Yojin was unique. Even if he is a little at times he was slender.. It is foolish. Because situation was urgent I called him anyway.

    Yojin I picked up it to be sad for very much. An Indonesia devil cat that a/the spot wolf hamster shudders before the mating most coolly to him 保 proof, yet usually, stealthily*crossbreeding after*yojin is a yawn. Whatever he is a guess whether he means it, he who did not attach was worried about that only I am diverted. Why as for yojin was it about to do it to divert me? He is family rice and together before only 4th stealthily because he was out from me. It was the rice of the strong small family of curiosity.. How does he resist?

    To before the rice of his family: I returned to the subject of foresight it was not linked long. Yojin shuddered. Relunctantly, yojin they will find the rice of the family and secured him and invited him. I catch his George Foreman grill and land right away. After it hung up a/the telephone yojin noticed that he was having difficulty. He had to find the place where hides the rice of the family and he had to do it to thoughtless. If he flies magic to me and took a/the carpet he began to think that might take 4 minutes at least, before I will arrive there. However, does he groan ど in the case that took a ricksha. After that yojin will be screwed in very much.

    Before he can hit on what kind of rational idea yojin was discontinued by 2 weak raccoon dogs which were enchanted to the rice of his family. Yojin shortens the body;' nonexistent' he thought once again. Feel bewilderment and he reaches out the hand to the cloth piece that I dipped in his dangerous oil to thoughtless and jabbed all those one last to a random. Might probably this was an appropriate deterrent make discouragement creature it sings with dissatisfaction and began to dash it toward the grape garden of the secret. He be the expiration of a relief. He is when the ricksha heard roll up. It was I. 主語な
    Edited By: Cooker Oct 16th, 2012 at 10:29 AM
  19. shed
  20. Wow OP you are a big gaping vagina.

    Since when do no republicans smoke weed? You ignorant bastard
  21.  
    Originally Posted by BulldogCafe View Post

    when i'm home i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints

     
    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    then what do you do?

     
    Originally Posted by tommpat2000 View Post

    prob smoke 2 more

     
    Originally Posted by BulldogCafe View Post

    true story

    Edited By: jesterwords Oct 16th, 2012 at 01:18 PM
  22.  
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    put a couple dryer sheets in a empty toilet paper roll, blow smoke through that and it comes out spring fresh erry time

    this ... So this, never fails
  23. Don't you have a car? Just go for a quick ride around the block if your place is that hot
     
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Hank H1LL View Post

    I like to picture the asian bfactor on the other side of the world, frantically posting 2000-word nonsense related to his inability to function so near the commoners. he hates himself for not being born in america where he could be truly free to live as he wished. life is cruel to the bfactors

    lolllllllllllllllll yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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  25.  
    Originally Posted by Geraldo22 View Post

    only 12 yr olds rip bowls then actually exhale any smoke. ghost that shit like a man dude.


    Best advice ITT.
  26.  
    Originally Posted by Tracy_Ham View Post

    Roll one up, go for a walk.
    Judge wind direction.
    Pretend its a cigarette.
    Evidence will take care of itself.
    Act like a boss.
    Who cares.
    thread must be a level...

    edit: or use bong with bounce sheet in the empty tp roll, as suggested.
    the only thing you will be suspected of is doing WASH
    plead guilty as charged.
    why didn't I bet Packers last night, gift @+$, doh.stupid under.

    Fyp
  27. Edited By: tamayo85 Oct 16th, 2012 at 06:01 PM
  28.  
    Originally Posted by dTm328 View Post

    Wow OP you are a big gaping vagina.

    Since when do no republicans smoke weed? You ignorant bastard

    People assume if you smoke weed and have gay sex you would be for those causes. They don't realize Republicans are full of people who vote against their own interest
    Edited By: Zeppelin Oct 16th, 2012 at 07:07 PM
  29.  
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    People assume if you smoke weed and have gay sex you would be for those causes. They don't realize Republicans are full of people who vote against their own interest

    Good point! This sounds very similar to the type of people who are against indefinite detention without trial, prohibiton on internet gambling, states having the right to outlaw gay marriage, keeping our troops in Afghanistan til beyond 2024, & cracking down on dispensaries while still voting for Obama!
    Edited By: Shaaarrrp Oct 16th, 2012 at 07:14 PM
     
  30. Hey OP!! still here, smoke DIABLO....its synthetic THC, its WAY stronger, and better...the actuall chemical is jwh-18..check it out..dont stink!!! dood, im baked everywhere now...aint smoked real weed in weeks, and I smoked for 30 years...
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