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  1. Alright guys. Im in a horrible situation. My job just gave me a phone call that on Wed morning (Today is monday 1 PM) Im going to be given a drug test (urine). They are doing random screenings within my office. Of course Im a consistent pot smoker. I usually smoke a bowl or two a day. Normally one before I go to work. And one when im home laying in bed getting ready to pass out. Im 155 lbs, not fat, in shape. (stats since i know body fat is a factor in clearing your system)

    So anyone with experience or has been in this situation themselves, Id appreciate any advice you could give

    I heard Niacin works well, but i also heard from others that its a myth. I was planning on going to a headshop later to purchase a detox kit, but never used one and dont know of any that are reputable.

    Any help is greatly appreciated. Thanks guys.
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  2. google Qcarbo, follow the instructions carefully. should cost around $50 at GNC
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  3. You don't look so good. I think you should take Wednesday off.
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  5. also its random but you get a 48 hr notice? sick life
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  6. Good luck with the job search.
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  7. Swim trunks with the mesh netting as underwear and hotel shampoo bottle full of clean pee between balls and taint.
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  8. Rub this on your balls right before peeing, It detoxifies your urine stream for an hour, gl.




    This is an alternative, you should be able to wrap it around the whole bundle a couple times, this helps with the detox.
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  9. well if they're not gonna be in the room with you then obv someone else's urine...i just did that for a job at USAA..starting this week now
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  11. Call in stoned on Wednesday.
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  12. Thread on Thursday:

    OT Help me with job search!
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  13.  
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    Good luck with the job search.

    This.

    Search OT for resume writing tips (will save you from creating your next re-post).
     
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  14. 6 gallons of cranberry juice
    Edited By: Jwilkinson May 16th, 2011 at 07:08 PM
     
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  15. thanks for all the serious replys.

    Im sure passing is possible. So anyone know of any reputable detox kits?
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    Originally Posted by BigRolando View Post

    thanks for all the serious replys.

    Im sure passing is possible. So anyone know of any reputable detox kits?

    do i need to type it twice? i passed multiple with qcarbo. here is the exact kind

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  17. Just don't drink anything until Thursday. You can't get blood out of a turnip.
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    Originally Posted by midmoguy View Post

    Just don't drink anything until Thursday. You can't get blood out of a turnip.

    lol
    Edited By: CCLLAAYY May 16th, 2011 at 10:42 PM
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    Originally Posted by midmoguy View Post

    Just don't drink anything until Thursday. You can't get blood out of a turnip.

    haha, this made my dick hurt
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  20. I'm sure you knew about these random drug tests for quite some time now. What were you planning on doing if you ever got selected? Did you have any clue that you had 48 hours before your test? This just seems really irresponsible of you. I hope you don't have any kids.
     
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    Originally Posted by Rocky View Post

    I'm sure you knew about these random drug tests for quite some time now. What were you planning on doing if you ever got selected? Did you have any clue that you had 48 hours before your test? This just seems really irresponsible of you. I hope you don't have any kids.

    Worked with this company for 5 years and no one within my office was ever "randomly" selected. Today I heard from atleast 5 other people that have to be tested as well.
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  22. LOL at second guessing ANYTHING that might work or not work.

    your gonna have to use your gut and find something immed.

    any time you fill out a questionaire, dont know which field your in,

    espicially for truck driving like I am in, it asks have you ever failed or refused a drug test.

    i dont want to ever checkmark that box yes, assuming thats an automatic DQ.
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    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post

    LOL at second guessing ANYTHING that might work or not work.

    your gonna have to use your gut and find something immed.

    any time you fill out a questionaire, dont know which field your in,

    espicially for truck driving like I am in, it asks have you ever failed or refused a drug test.

    i dont want to ever checkmark that box yes, assuming thats an automatic DQ.

    damn i thought tekiller was the only truck driver in OT
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  24. Watch the Blue Mountain State episode where they have to pass a drug test. An oil change is probably your best option.
    Edited By: whoMikeB May 16th, 2011 at 07:47 PM
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  25. I would put on a sweat suit and go sit in a sauna for 30 min on, 10 min off for about 4 hours while drinking about 2 gallons of water. Do that tonight and tomorrow. Wake up on the day of the test and take B vitamins (10x daily recommended) and piss as much as possible before the test. Worst case they call and say it was too diluted then that just buys you more time to 'get clean'. GL
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  26. follow glo4ms advice, or just ask the headshop worker which is ur biggest and best detox just to be safe, and make sure you pee 2-3 times b4 you actually take the test, gl.
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  27. I honestly think your best move here would be to drive your car into a tree without a seat belt on. Best case you are in a coma for a few weeks and after months of physical rehab you will be clean. Hell, at that point not too many employers would even have the balls to test after all you've been through. You might even get a promotion.
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  28. Drugs are bad mmmmmmmkay
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  29. Dont waste your money on any of the above or sit in a sauna. You have 1 option, find a clean sample from a friend. Use a clean small 3-4oz bottle, that doesnt leak, buy a cheap thermometer. Make sure the temp is between 95-100 before putting in your tighty whities. If it's a random nobody should be observing, good luck. FYI glo4ms suggestion MAY work it just doesnt work for everyone.
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  30. If it is an outside company conducting the test, just run out of the bathroom yelling "fuck this shit! this asshole keeps trying to touch my penis. I'm fucking out of here." And then as you are heading for the door, turn to your boss and yell "I'm calling my fucking lawyer the second I get home."

    Either your boss will call all apologetic, or it won't fool him, and you can go ahead with the claim against the testing company and get them to settle to avoid bad publicity,
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