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My mind is kinda blown... POF + girl from my past (WWOTD)

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  1. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 2nd, 2011 (11/2/2011 11:59pm)

    Okay, so today I randomly get a message from a girl on Plenty of Fish. Shes kinda cute, but looks familiar. We chat back and forth for a bit until i finally tell her i recognize her and start asking questions about how I know her. Well I was right.

    Turns out this girl is my brothers ex's (who he has two kids with) little sister. I think that makes sense.

    Well I havent seen this girl for at least 4-5 years. She is 21 now, so that would have put her around 16-17, and I would have been 21-22 last time we saw each other. She actually just told me that she was into me back then but my brother and her sister said that she was too young for me. I had no clue about any of this. I dont think I ever had an actual conversation with the girl.

    Anyway, I would totally fuck her. But heres the problem. Her sister is a crazy person, and our families dont get along too well. I cant imagine the apple fars too far from the tree here. Fucking her might be a terrible idea... and it would probably make everyone on my side of the familys head explode if they ever found out.

    WTF would you do? Im hardly ever at a loss for words, but I have no clue how to play this.

    Common sense and good decision making says stay away... but you guys know me better then that lol.

    Oh yea... obligatory pics:



  2. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:01am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Hit it & tell the fam
     
  3. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:02am) in reply to orgnalsooners

    do it. you won't.
  4. quietwinner quietwinner is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:02am) in reply to STOPPER19

    meh, shes aight. hit it and quit it, block phone number ect.

    just make sure she doesn't have your address and your straight.
     
  5. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:02am) in reply to orgnalsooners

    Def crazy, but hit it anyways. You need some drama in your life.
  6. resilient resilient is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:02am) in reply to that_pope

    she looks kind of short, not that this is necessarily a bad thing (easy to spin around on top of you, etc)

    Hit it hard and when she starts going psycho, turn her loose...
     
  7. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:03am) in reply to resilient

    [x] hit it a few times
    [ ] tell fam
  8. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:03am) in reply to resilient

    Seems like solid advice so far itt
  9. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:03am) in reply to STOPPER19

     
    Originally Posted by STOPPER19 View Post

    do it. you won't.

    ya you won't.
  10. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:04am) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

    lol I hate you guys.

    Youre supposed to tell me no... not egg me on.
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  11. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:04am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    show her your penis asap
  12. wantagolf wantagolf is offline Moderator

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:04am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Mend fences for your families sake.
     
  13. michlad michlad is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:05am) in reply to wantagolf

    She's 21? Holy shit, that's like dating a cougar to you
  14. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:05am) in reply to quietwinner

     
    Originally Posted by quietwinner View Post

    meh, shes aight. hit it and quit it, block phone number ect.

    just make sure she doesn't have your address and your straight.

    If I still remember where she lives after all this time, Im sure she knows where I live. And she still sees my brother... we have the same nephews FFS.
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  15. keylight keylight is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:06am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    lol was she pretending to not know who you were at first?
  16. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:06am) in reply to keylight

    tap it & keep it on the dl unless things start getting serious then lay the bombshell on the fam imo.
  17. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:06am) in reply to kmc28

    Def fuck
  18. TpocketT TpocketT is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:07am) in reply to kmc28

    100% hit it
  19. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:07am) in reply to TpocketT

    def get w her. youre both adults jay.
     
  20. STOPPER19 STOPPER19 is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:07am) in reply to SyphonSoul

    I've actually never been on POF or any other dating site ever. not even to see what it looks like.

    signing up seems like it would be entertaining.
  21. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:08am) in reply to keylight

     
    Originally Posted by keylight View Post

    lol was she pretending to not know who you were at first?

    Yea thats what I said. But i never asked her if she knew me... all did was ask her where she was from (then when that was right) and asked if she had a sister named ****... and her response was something like, "omgggg yeaa wtf why?"

    Pretty sure she was playing dumb the whole time.
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  22. sponge1430 sponge1430 is online now

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:10am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    triple dog dare ya
  23. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:11am) in reply to sponge1430

    She obv wants you, so it would be super easy. Aren't those the best kinds?
  24. XNASTYNATEX XNASTYNATEX is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:11am) in reply to that_pope

    I find the "trouble" jersey ironic.
  25. Realbigfish4 Realbigfish4 is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:11am) in reply to XNASTYNATEX

    Just ask yourself what sweetness would do... then do that... what could go wrong?
  26. rayspizza rayspizza is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:11am) in reply to Realbigfish4

    how tall is she?
  27. ripomatic ripomatic is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:12am) in reply to rayspizza

    3 words Tap-That-Ass
  28. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:13am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    lol I hate you guys.

    Youre supposed to tell me no... not egg me on.

    dont do it jay.

    but heres what will happen. you are going to try to hit it and fail somehow and post a great story to us about it.

    so i say dont do it, but we both no better
  29. Trillak Trillak is offline

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:14am) in reply to Lameass_

    Smash & dash
  30. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 3rd, 2011 (11/3/2011 12:15am) in reply to Lameass_

     
    Originally Posted by rayspizza View Post

    how tall is she?

    I havent seen her in forever, but her profile says 5'6.
     
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    but heres what will happen. you are going to try to hit it and fail somehow and post a great story to us about it.

    Well yea... thats probably exactly what will happen. Good call lol.
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