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My New Post-Tilt Stress Reliever

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  1. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

    Atlanta, GA
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    Jun 24th, 2008 (6/24/2008 11:48pm)

    I got a new computer and in the games section it has something called "Titans of Chess."

    In the options menu, you can adjust the difficulty from "Clueless Tarded Moron" all the way up to "Chess Junkie."

    After a bad night, I like to open the chess game and set it just slightly above Moron level and slowly destroy the computer. I'm talking like ending up with 4 queens, three rooks, a bishop and maybe a knight against the lone king (or with maybe one blocked pawn or bishop or something, just for variety).

    Then I chase the king all over the board with endless checks while laughing insanely. I eventually screw up and end up with a stalemate, draw or an accidental mate, but nobody's perfect.

    Yes, I am sick.

    And yes, I have beaten the computer at the top Chess Junkie level, thanks for asking.....

    No, I don't have a life. At my age, I don't know what the hell I'd do with it anyway...
  2. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

    Matthews, NC
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    Jun 25th, 2008 (6/25/2008 12:42am) in reply to 2Slick4u


    ^^ best post-tilt stress reliever obv
  3. korey729 korey729 is offline

    Edwardsville, IL
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    Jun 25th, 2008 (6/25/2008 12:49am) in reply to 2Slick4u

    ha, i play w/ you quite a bit on bodog (not as much these days) and i always pictured you as an early 20's biker kinda guy. not sure why.

    i wish i had a chess game on my puter! i definitely need a good stress reliever the way i've been playing/running lately
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