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My nieghbors are having a poker game

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  1. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:00pm)

    They have one twice a week, must be atleast two tables cuz there is 15 cars easy. I went over there one time when two guys were against the fence smoking cigarettes and the door to their detached garage was open and I saw the game going on and I was like

    "hey you guys playing poker?"( ten yards from the open side door to the garage)

    "no"

    "I like to play poker"

    "were not playing a card game" (still looking at the game right in front of me)

    How do I get these dicks to let me get their cheese? I would love to be a regular at that table next door no matter what they are playing
  2. cmval cmval is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:05pm) in reply to RUBINH

    buchi get the boys and just go rob those punks
  3. threeven threeven is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:06pm) in reply to cmval

    Talk to your neighbor next time you see him?
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  4. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:07pm) in reply to threeven

    Edited By: clemsonrich Nov 12th, 2011 at 11:07 PM
     
  5. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:07pm) in reply to threeven

     
    Originally Posted by threeven View Post

    Talk to your neighbor next time you see him?

    it should be this simple shouldnt it?
  6. ApesAreFun ApesAreFun is offline Moderator/Euro Donk

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:07pm) in reply to undertheradar

     906 
  7. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:11pm) in reply to undertheradar

     
    Originally Posted by threeven View Post

    Talk to your neighbor next time you see him?

     
    Originally Posted by undertheradar View Post

    it should be this simple shouldnt it?

  8. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:13pm) in reply to Willywoo

    Probably taking a rake making it illegal and they are not going to be receptive to anyone they don't know. Go talk to your neighbor when there is no game going on and tell him u like to play for fun. Approach it any other way and it's no good 4 u
     
  9. BigJohn804 BigJohn804 is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:15pm) in reply to orgnalsooners

    leave a note on your neighbor's windshield...
  10. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:17pm) in reply to BigJohn804

    They are having a round robin monopoly tournament.
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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:18pm) in reply to BigEarn7

  12. Poach99 Poach99 is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:19pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

     
    Originally Posted by buchiYAYO View Post

    How do I get these dicks to let me get their cheese?

    Ummmmmm, so we can we deduce that you like DICK CHEESE?
    Edited By: Poach99 Nov 12th, 2011 at 11:19 PM
  13. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:20pm) in reply to Poach99

    call cops and say there is a cult next door planning a mass suicide
  14. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:28pm) in reply to TMLMS13

    I dont ever see the dude though. I dont even know what he looks like. I go to work early and come home late so TI would have already toalked to him if i saw him in his yard.

     
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    buchi get the boys and just go rob those punks

    Sell you an address
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  15. deadeyehank deadeyehank is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:28pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

    Tell them you have nearly 10k posts on a poker forum...
  16. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:33pm) in reply to TMLMS13

     
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    .

    1 min job...
     
  17. saxman saxman is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:35pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

    lol very good
  18. spacemandave spacemandave is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:44pm) in reply to saxman

    "let me play or im gonna tell on you"....dont be a bitch
     
  19. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:45pm) in reply to spacemandave

    Call the cops, your neighbor is involved in criminal activities obv

    Or leave a note on his windshield
  20. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:51pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

     
    Originally Posted by buchiYAYO View Post

    I dont ever see the dude though. I dont even know what he looks like. I go to work early and come home late so TI would have already toalked to him if i saw him in his yard.

    I heard he has a twice weekly card game in his garage. You might be able to catch him there.
  21. Jwilkinson Jwilkinson is offline

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    Nov 12th, 2011 (11/12/2011 11:56pm) in reply to Willywoo

    show up with a blunt, introduce yourself, im your neighbor and im here to share this weed and play some cards
  22. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 12:20am) in reply to acp

  23. kiro15 kiro15 is online now

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 12:38am) in reply to the_schmenx

     
    Originally Posted by the_schmenx View Post

    Lol, I triple-dog dare you to do this and videotape it.......
  24. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 12:54am) in reply to kiro15

    Sounds like a meth lab under the disguise of a poker game. Its your civic duty to snitch... For the children.
  25. Reoknows Reoknows is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 12:56am) in reply to skisteve

    Walk in there and show them your wsop tattoo to let them know you mean business.
  26. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 1:03am) in reply to Reoknows

     
    Originally Posted by Reoknows View Post

    Walk in there and show them your wsop tattoo to let them know you mean business.

    lolllllll. Yeppers. We all know whenever they have a poker tat they suck at poker so instant win. Wp wp.
  27. sketchy1 sketchy1 is offline Dangerzone

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 1:04am) in reply to skisteve

    have sex with your cousin. i mean, have sex with your neighbors cousin.
      
  28. STANGAA STANGAA is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 1:05am) in reply to skisteve

    they obv don't like u buchi....
  29. Tsupa Tsupa is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 1:14am) in reply to STANGAA

    Just walk the fuck in like you were invited
  30. clemsonrich clemsonrich is offline

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    Nov 13th, 2011 (11/13/2011 1:16am) in reply to Tsupa

    bring a bunchayayo, that seems to make friends quickly
     
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