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My night in AC (long and prolly boring to most)

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  1. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:15pm)

    I head down to the Borgata this weekend with my best buddy to go get our gamble on. Nothing special about that right?

    We get there around 1pm. I sit down at 2/5 and lose my whole buyin 5 hands in when I get all my money in with KK on a Q high flop only to see the guy has QQ. GG 500 bucks right there. I don't feel good after that hand so instead of reloading I just get up and go to the racebook.

    If you go to Borgata and cannot find a waitress to get a drink, or wanna get shitfaced quickly, here is your tip of the night. Go to the racebook. Pick up all the losing tickets you can find and go to the ticket window and ask the person for drink coupons.

    About an hour later I've managed to consume

    1) 1 Bloody Mary
    2) 3 Grey Goose and Tonics
    3) 2 Miller Lights

    Now, I'm about 165 soaking wet in a wool sweater, and I'm feeling good to put it mildly.

    I go to roulette to screw around and let off some steam. Well, I'm a bit fired up from drinking so I'm talking smack and having a generally good time. I took 2 shots at roulette with some ramdom guys I had never met and their GF's. We're having a ball after 1/2 of reckless betting.

    Around this time I can say that my judgement is severly impaired. For some stupid reason I accept an invitation to up to their room while their GF's change or something. I'm kinda foggy about why the hell we went up there... but I was shitfaced and really didn't care at that point. My boy was playing $25 min BJ, so I told him where I was going and took off before he could stop me.

    We get up to the room and I'm just hanging out with the guys having a smoke (the KB kind of smoke). I guess I'm there for about 15 minutes when one of the guys goes into the bathroom. I don't notice as I'm talking shit with the other people, and it all seemed pretty normal at that point.

    About 5 minutes later there is a loud crash the comes from the bathroom... freaking the shit out of everyone who was chilling in the room smoking. This guy comes out of the bathroom all raged up and bleeding all over the place from his hand.

    I have no idea what is going on. He starts coming at me, quickly, and very angrily. I shit my pants right there (figuratively). I freaked out, it was obvious the guy was coming after me. I did not waste time on this one.

    Having no idea what was going on, I knew I had to GTFO of there ASAP. The only thing that I had going for me was that this dude's friends were trying to stop him. So, I bolted, I did this sorta dive roll past the guy as his friends where holding him.

    The whole time he's screaming some shit about me hitting on his GF. Not to mention, I have a really big wedding band on my finger and could 2 shits about his fugly GF.

    I managed to get out and back down to the casino. The only thing I can put my fingers on here is that the guy was dancing with the white lady and just freaking lost his mind. I have no clue how his hand got all bloody, don't care either.

    Needless to say, it was an interesting evening. The rest is a blurr as my boy and I got even more shitface and I blanked out a hour or two later.

    Ahhh, fun times.

    Cliff notes:

    1) get shitfaced
    2) go to strangers room
    3) crazy guy with bleeding hand trys to attack me
    4) get more shitfaced later
    5) black out

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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:21pm) in reply to jesterwords

    damn man, that shit aint boring, that would be scary as fuck.. no offense, but i woulda loved to see your facial expression on that one lol, woulda been classic. were they brothas? you shoulda just kicked his ass and then took his fugly girl and fucked her in front of him (obv j.k.)
    ahh good times good times
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:23pm) in reply to Sweetness777

    naw, dudes from NYC and their girls... my face must have been classic... I felt the blood drain from it in the 2 seconds it took him to get across the room when his boys stopped him 5 ft from me.
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:37pm) in reply to jesterwords

    but that guy gave like no indication he was pissed going into the bathroom? how do you realistically think things woulda went down had his boys not stepped in? like would you have just let the one guy kick your ass or would you have fought back and risked getting jumped by everyone else? didnt your mama teach you to never go off with strangers lol
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:40pm) in reply to jesterwords

    why did you go into a room with strangers again???????
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:40pm) in reply to jesterwords

    I'm picturing the dude tackling you and both of you flying out the window if you don't move
     
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:40pm) in reply to Sweetness777

    dude's chick was in the BR with him... I guess that she worked him up somehow. I was not thinking properly obviously. If his boys didn't jump in, I had few options. Hit him in the face with the glass bowl I was holding, which he probably wouldn't have felt too much. If his boys let him go, I was in a bad place, no doubt about it.

    Was really strange... the atmosphere was so chill before that went down. It came out of left field, my guard was down, and I was lucky. Bottom line.
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:41pm) in reply to stevem1267

    dumb and drunk
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:55pm) in reply to jesterwords

    Maybe he was a pocket fiver that got tired of you deleting his post or something.
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:56pm) in reply to JicJacJohnsN

    lool, doubt it... I never said anything about p5
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 7:59pm) in reply to jesterwords

    maybe he was inspired from the movie deliverance and was gonna make you squeel like a pig lol
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    Feb 17th, 2008 (2/17/2008 8:00pm) in reply to jesterwords

    <table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#eeeedd"><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"> </td><td>Re(1): My night in AC (long and prolly boring to most)
    by JicJacJohnsN on 2/17/2008 19:55 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td colspan="2"><table celspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="2"><tbody><tr><td>Maybe he was a pocket fiver that got tired of you deleting his post or something.</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
    lol
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