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  1. pinksock pinksock is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:39pm)

    1. I have a friend who had a close friend of his die. The dead guys mother gave my friend some of his ashes after he was cremated. Now every year, on this guys bday, my friend sprinkles some of the ashes in a joint and smokes it. This almost feels like cannibalism to me.

    2. I dont think I want to have drunk sex anymore. I rarely actually finish anway. The alcohol tells my brain that I am a 19 yr old gymnast, so I just wake up feeling unsatisfied and with aching muscles.

    3. Wein and I would make a great lesbian couple.

    4. Why do I turn my radio down in my car when I am at my mailbox? I ride around all day with it turned up, but find it too distracting when I am sitting in a parked car reaching for the mail.

    Happy Friday everyone!!! its 71 degrees here and I am loving it
  2. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:40pm) in reply to pinksock

    i quit at 1, NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
  3. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:41pm) in reply to imhooks

    she quits at 2
  4. Mini Darb Mini Darb is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:42pm) in reply to randomfrost

    71!

    its -8 here.
  5. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:43pm) in reply to Mini Darb

    i would kill my family and pets if it was -8
  6. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:45pm) in reply to pinksock

    this thread delivers
  7. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:47pm) in reply to Mini Darb

    Thats what you get for living in Canada, btw is that Celcius or Farenheit

    either way its cold
  8. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:48pm) in reply to MadProfesor

    I never understood the crazy ritualistic shit some people do in honor of dead people, I mean come on, putting his dead friends ashes in a joing and smoking it? That's fucking weird IMO.
  9. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:50pm) in reply to jtown1010

    maybe he watched "How High" and got some ideas
  10. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:54pm) in reply to DaVols

    Totally differant scenrario, in "How High" they incorporated the ashes into a soil used to grow the herbs, thus merging the guy that's dreads caught on fire before he fell 10 stories out of a building only to then get run over by a bus' spirit with the plant his remains were grown with.
  11. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:55pm) in reply to jtown1010

    I was talking about the part where they dug up that guy and smoked his bones
  12. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:56pm) in reply to jtown1010

    Was watching something on the discovery channel about the frisbee. Well the inventor of the frisbee died, and his son put him in a frisbee. Well it showed his kids playing with the frisbee, and I just thought wow, that someway to honor your grandfather.
  13. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:56pm) in reply to jtown1010

    study high, take tests high, get high scores
  14. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:57pm) in reply to pinksock

    lol
  15. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 1:59pm) in reply to pinksock

    <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td>Re(4): Your Sexual Calling Card?
    by The Alchemist on 12/20/2007 11:40 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td></td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> <table bgcolor="#ffffff" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr bgcolor="#eeeedd"><td><table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td valign="top"> </td><td>Re(3): Your Sexual Calling Card?
    by BigGunX on 12/20/2007 08:53 </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><nobr> </nobr> </td><td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td></td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td><td> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr></tbody></table> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#ffffff"><td bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td colspan="2"><table celspacing="0" border="0" cellpadding="2"><tbody><tr><td>I could teach a doctorate level course on munching box.</td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

    i could write the textbook for this course

    <span>and i'm black. i win.</span>
  16. that1chic that1chic is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 2:00pm) in reply to The Alchemist

    you arent black. shut up.
  17. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 2:05pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    The frisbee sounds better than having your dead grandfathers ashes in an urn on the fireplace, and why are ashes a keepsake anyway?
  18. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 2:08pm) in reply to pinksock

    So wait, you're not really a 19 year old gymnast?

    gg fantasy.
  19. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is offline Prefers Dark Meat

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 2:20pm) in reply to j_farah

    pinksock, would any of your random thoughts include a possible gangbang? like all us oters will enter in a name, T1C can pull out like 4 slips of paper with the lucky winners, and then we make a home version of chestNUTS roasting on an open pink taco?
  20. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 4:48pm) in reply to Sweetness777

    does it end with you catching a load in your mouth?
  21. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 4:51pm) in reply to DaVols

    would it end any other way?
  22. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 5:03pm) in reply to pinksock

    1. gross. stay away on That Day every year at the least.
    2. tease. i want a female gymnast too! :(
    3. because wein doesnt put out?
    4.window is down and neighbors might laugh at you for listening to rap. if you dont HEAR the mailbox open, did it really open?

    very good questions.

  23. baughman baughman is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 5:06pm) in reply to skisteve

    4- dont feel bad. I delivered pizza for years and when i was looking for an address I would turn down the radio.
  24. MiamiNole MiamiNole is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 5:18pm) in reply to baughman

    #2. agree. I've talked to a couple of people about drunk vs sober sex and they think I'm crazy. I think they're young. I finally realized the truth a couple of weeks ago.
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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 7:49pm) in reply to pinksock

    3. scissor me timbers
     
  26. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Dec 21st, 2007 (12/21/2007 7:52pm) in reply to DaVols

    54 at noon today.

    Having a blizzard now.

    Oh well.
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