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  1. Apparently last night my roomate loaned $ to some random guy who needed to borrow $22. He left a car jack as collateral(lol). Keep in mind, I live in Cincinnati, the guy just came back and needed some more $, my retarded roomate who loaned him the $ wasn't here so he said he would be back...what are odds that a. he murders us. b. robs us. c. all of the above?
  2. Sounds like he already did b.) so I'll go with c.)
  3. What are the odds you just dont answer the door or go out for the night instead?
  4. z.

    for sure.
  5. Over 22 bucks. 2% he murders you, 5% he robs you but 100% he harasses the shit out of you until he gets all the money he can suck out of you/rooommate.
     
  6. lol your friend is retarded
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  7. so the guy knocked on ur door and borrowed money yesterday?
  8. $22? I wonder if he played a 180
  9.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    lol your friend is retarded

    lol wow I def agree.
  10. people live in Cincinatti?
  11. Did this guy randomly knock on the door or walked by?

    If so, your friend is in idiot. He basically just bought a stolen car jack for $22.

    Wait till the guy comes back with some good shit next time before you start "lending" out anymore money.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by gillabong View Post

    people live in Cincinatti?

    yes, but not for very long
  13. If so, your friend is in idiot. He basically just bought a stolen car jack for $22.

    Wait till the guy comes back with some good shit next time before you start "lending" out anymore money.

    This
  14. When people ask me for $20 I know it is for a point of herion. Maybe a point goes for $22 in Cincy?
  15. give him the doritos bag now, ask questions later.
  16. when he starts offerin sexual favours for a 'lend' of money u've hit the jackpot obv
     
  17.  
    Originally Posted by Moosebabies View Post

    $22? I wonder if he played a 180

    This. He was just looking for a stake.
  18. he obv didnt too well in the 180 he played if he needs more $$
  19. you should PM me your pws just in case....

    I pledge to use your BR for good or at least for hookas and blow.
  20. seriously, who has this type of benevolence???

    something like this happened to my roommate's gf: one day, my roommate picks up his phone and hears his girlfriend in the bitchiest mood. i guess she was pissed because she went to a place that supposedly made fake id's. some sketchy looking dude standing outside the place says he can get her and her friend some fake id's, and they just need to follow him to get them.

    so of course they follow him to some mcdonalds. they sit in a booth, and he says, "give me $200 each and i'll go in the back and get you some id's. you can keep this ipod as collateral." they pay him and he leaves them with an ipod box.

    after an hour of waiting, they check the ipod box and it's empty.

    and those girls go to NYU. wtf?
  21. If people are capable of getting away with something that stupid... they deserve every single penny they get.
  22. ^^

    Sounds just like my g/f. She's book smart like no other, but when it comes to common sense she's damn near retarded.
  23.  
    Originally Posted by gillabong View Post

    people live in Cincinatti?

    Well..... not real people
  24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airborne_(film)

    cincinatti's contribution to cinema along with that TERRIABLE mealine griffith movie(milk money?). can see why charlie babbitt wanted to get the hell out of there
  25.  
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    give him the doritos bag now, ask questions later.

    this.... Asking questions at anytime could be hazardous though. You never saw jaybone make that rookie mistake and he is still here./
  26. I lived in Cincinnati for 24 years. Everyone is nuts there.

    You're fucked.
  27. once you give them a lil they wont let up n always come back for more.. tell your roomie to handle his shit and tell the bum to gtfo!
     
  28.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

    give him the doritos bag now, ask questions later.

    this.... Asking questions at anytime could be hazardous though. You never saw jaybone make that rookie mistake and he is still here./

    Actually i did exactly as heavyj said, except it wasnt a doritos bag.

    Like a day or two later I went and asked him what it was for. But i knew the guy. Cant go doing that shit with strangers.

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