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my roommate's getting a physical...

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  1. fattymcbones fattymcbones is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 12:48pm)

    and he just left for the doc's office. He's got a trombone gig on a cruise ship for Christmas break, but before they let you board, you have to get a physical. He said he's really looking forward to having his junk handled by the doc and just hopes she's hot. I think it's gonna be a dude. Then I'm gonna laugh.

    Please help me out by sending him a bunch PM's asking him how the groin grab went. His name on p5's is yardle.

    Thanks.

    I'm such a nice roommate.
  2. CrownMyCoke CrownMyCoke is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 12:49pm) in reply to fattymcbones

    Deep breath.....cough
  3. JmL1984 JmL1984 is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 1:15pm) in reply to fattymcbones

    if he is 23 and under, at least i think thats the age,that part of the physical is optional. so if he is 22 or 23 and does indeed have a male doctor handle his balls than you REALLY have to make fun of him haha.
  4. fattymcbones fattymcbones is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 2:59pm) in reply to JmL1984

    he's 25 - so I think that means he's getting felt up for sure.
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  5. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 3:47pm) in reply to JmL1984

    i was never given an option
  6. mikethamouth mikethamouth is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:01pm) in reply to tommpat2000

    ditto
     
  7. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:02pm) in reply to mikethamouth

    It will probably be a dude.

    But I did have a woman do my physical when I was 16.. she had to bring in a nurse to observe. 1 girl holding 1 looking. How do you not get hard?
  8. LatestLines2 LatestLines2 is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:05pm) in reply to gamblingfun

    Man...same with me when I was 16. Every time I had a guy do it until this one time. I did my best not to get hard.
  9. AJXTERRA AJXTERRA is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:06pm) in reply to gamblingfun

    my brother claims to have had this really hot doctor do his once and she also had to bring in a nurse who looked 16 and had what he claims were double d's. He said he'd never thought so hard about ice and grandma's in his life to keep it down...still got a semi.

    I was pissed...I've only gotten old dudes who put thier faces WAY too freakin close.
  10. El Burro El Burro is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:09pm) in reply to fattymcbones

    Just in case, he should probably rub some Aspercreme or Ben Gay on his garbage to make sure he's hanging at full capacity. I'm usually good for 2-2.25" if smear half a tube on my dingdong.
  11. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:09pm) in reply to AJXTERRA

    All throughout HS we just got some old dude. But my freshman year of college and had some decent looking lady do it.

    It was really awkward because my mom drove me to the doctors office that day and she even came into the back room with me. The lady doctor had to tell me mom to leave when it was time for her to start grabbing my balls.

    Sooo weird when I was finished and she opened the door to let me mom back in...
  12. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:34pm) in reply to LatestLines2

    I tried, made it a whole .001sec. There was no stoping it
  13. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:35pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    That's funny, when I had it done I asked your mom to watch.
  14. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 4:50pm) in reply to El Burro

    All I can do is laugh at you young guys. Just wait until you get a little older. HEHE.
  15. fattymcbones fattymcbones is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 5:16pm) in reply to Willywoo

    wait, willy - is it gonna be more awkward when we're older? or what? when I get a physical at 70 is it ok if I accidentally pee all over the floor - even if it wasn't an accident? or when you get really old, would it be funny to leave a condom on and go in for the physical. "Hey, what?! I don't remember using that! Sorry, Doc, I'm all about the raw-dog these days."
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  16. jimjeff99 jimjeff99 is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 5:22pm) in reply to fattymcbones

    All you hae to do is say "no homo" ten times in your head while they are doing it.
  17. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 5:22pm) in reply to fattymcbones

    Somebody help fatty please.
  18. yardle yardle is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 8:20pm) in reply to fattymcbones

    thanks for all the support and encouragement everyone. it wasn't so bad. doc was gentle.

    i'll be sure to post pics of all the hot chics i'm having sex with while i cruise the mexican riviera in december.
  19. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 8:22pm) in reply to yardle

    you got it in the butt didn't you?
  20. JRoth15 JRoth15 is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 8:24pm) in reply to Willywoo

    fatty wait till you get the prostate checked.

    i think this is what willy is referring to...mmmmmmm
  21. yardle yardle is offline

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    Nov 27th, 2007 (11/27/2007 8:27pm) in reply to imhooks

    <table bgcolor="#eeeedd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"></table> <table bgcolor="#e5e5d5" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><input name="SelectedMessages" value="b5a97998-c112-4404-80ad-12aaf2dd8ad5" type="checkbox"></td><td>11.27.16:53 by imhooks</td><td>[Reply]</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top">do you normally shave your balls?</td></tr></tbody></table> <table bgcolor="#eeeedd" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><input name="SelectedMessages" value="bc7370fe-4b7b-4d8c-88c8-54da15af7e2b" type="checkbox"></td><td>11.27.16:53 by imhooks</td><td>[Reply]</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top">turn and cough for me sir, thanks</td></tr></tbody></table>

    is this really the best you could do?
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