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  1. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:05am)

    retarded?

    I love her to death and we all proly have examples of things that our sig. others say are retarded but.........



    1) Swears the guy who plays the slot attendant that allows back to back jackpots in the movie Casino is the dark haired vampire guy in True Blood.



    2) Puts things in the middle of the floor in our room and complains when that thing isnt there anymore because she now cant find it.

    Her: What happened to the ___________ that I left right here?

    Me: Im not sure. I picked up a bunch of shit that was on the floor. If it was important why would you leave it on the floor? Why not put it somewhere so you know right where it is.

    Her: I did and now I'm pissed.

    3) When she drives, she often pulls up to the road on the wrong side of a entrance/exit of a business allowing improper flow of others trying to enter/exit.

    Standard response by her when pointing things like the examples given: Why am I so anal about things that dont matter?

    I assume all long-term relationships are like this. Am I wrong here in assuming this constant retarded vs. anal dynamic of a relationship? Should I waive the white flag and sign a peace treaty or should I take the 335 years war approach ?
  2. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:07am) in reply to GrenadierB

    pics or you're the retard
  3. RUBINH RUBINH is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:14am) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    pics or you're the retard

    When/if P5s revamps OT like they just did to PD this should be a mandatory rule.
  4. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:15am) in reply to RUBINH

    fyi, my fiancee and your #2 are a PERFECT match. i lol'ed reading it to her.

    thats the kind of stuff you would miss if your apart!

    wait...prob not.
  5. Deoxyribo Deoxyribo is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:16am) in reply to GPop21

    chances are if ur male then ur significant other is retarded
     
  6. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:17am) in reply to GPop21

    Pics have been posted in a cpl other threads. Not a new sig. other. Otherwise you boners have a point.
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  7. BulldogCafe BulldogCafe is online now

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:18am) in reply to GrenadierB

    don't try to apply common sense to women
  8. michlad michlad is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:19am) in reply to BulldogCafe

    All I noticed was that she asked you something along the lines about doing anal and all you're worried about is whether you should sign a peace treaty. Something's not right.
  9. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:21am) in reply to michlad

    women do and say things that don't make any sense on the reg. it's a huge part of being a woman
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  10. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:23am) in reply to GrenadierB

    Doctors spank newborn babies for a reason. To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.
  11. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:45am) in reply to midmoguy

    tl;dr but yea, shes cheating on you
  12. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:31am) in reply to Lameass_

    My ex sig was a soon to be porn star whore.....want info PM me brah.
  13. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:34am) in reply to Mr323

    Women are like dogs, when they're barking you assume they're saying something important but you don't give a shit.
  14. Arctic Arctic is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:40am) in reply to Niceguy

    when you understand the female brain, let me know. Nothing they do makes any sense to me.
  15. voorh33s voorh33s is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 5:36am) in reply to GrenadierB

     
    Originally Posted by GrenadierB View Post

    Pics have been posted in a cpl other threads. Not a new sig. other. Otherwise you boners have a point.

    I hate this response. Like I'm going to dig through all your posts looking for a pic just to make your thread better, you do it god damnit.
  16. GrenadierB GrenadierB is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 6:06am) in reply to voorh33s

    Lik3 I car3 what you hat3.
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  17. swizbeatz swizbeatz is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 6:24am) in reply to GrenadierB

     
    Originally Posted by GrenadierB View Post

    Lik3 I car3 what you hat3.

    ICWUDT
  18. persuade persuade is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 9:47am) in reply to swizbeatz

    samurai sword, carpal tunnel, vcu in sweet 16, celery with ranch...all so meaningful if u live inside of a lazy suzan
  19. ShipIt2Dubs ShipIt2Dubs is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 10:50am) in reply to persuade

    Seems to me like shes a bitch.
  20. zRo VaLiDiTy zRo VaLiDiTy is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 11:08am) in reply to ShipIt2Dubs

    Real question is why was she out of the kitchen?
  21. snizzow snizzow is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 12:25pm) in reply to zRo VaLiDiTy

    Yup # 2 is standard. My girl likes to leave clutter everywhere and I am a neat freak. So she leaves like 4 different piles of things in our bedroom - I pick them up and put it into one pile in the corner. She gets home and is like "what did you do with my stuff." Um I cleaned up the 4 piles you left strewn everywhere in the bedroom and put it right here. One pile and out of the way. "no you can't do that - each pile is different and they are not supposed to go together." I just walk away and don't even say anything anymore. Its futile!
  22. ZackAllen ZackAllen is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 1:11pm) in reply to snizzow

    It's not our job to go find pics when pics are mandatory in any thread involving talking about your wife, girlfriend, fuck buddy, or some random you saw across the street.

    you know this. now get to it!
  23. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 2:12pm) in reply to ZackAllen

    your girlfriend sounds like a retarded tranny. have you consumated this relationship?
  24. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:21pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    women do and say things that don't make any sense on the reg. it's a huge part of being a woman

    It's a trap!
  25. iCONoFpOKER iCONoFpOKER is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 3:34pm) in reply to s1nnr

    my gf that say fucking way with all you said...even the driving shit and it fucking makes my head hurt sometimes..over 3years ive been dealing witht his stuff lol
  26. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:09pm) in reply to iCONoFpOKER

    I'm always the neat freak in the relationship. I freakin' hate clutter! If it's important, then you should put it away. I couldn't live with someone who left crap laying around everywhere. Definitely not a male/female issue :)
  27. iCONoFpOKER iCONoFpOKER is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:11pm) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    I'm always the neat freak in the relationship. I freakin' hate clutter! If it's important, then you should put it away. I couldn't live with someone who left crap laying around everywhere. Definitely not a male/female issue :)

    OCD huh? lol
  28. freeworld777 freeworld777 is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:19pm) in reply to iCONoFpOKER

    I took an old girlfriend to a show a few years ago, the warm up act was a guy who had trained his dog to do all sorts of complicated stuff, like balancing balls on top of sticks, fetching hidden items etc. Half way through the show my ex leans into me and asks...

    "is that dog a robot?"

    We were in the front row, probably around 10ft from the dog.
  29. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 4:23pm) in reply to iCONoFpOKER

    Nah, I don't think so. Maybe? I just like things to be in their proper place :) It makes me feel more at peace when there's not crap lying around everywhere. Clutter stresses me out. Just a personality thing I suppose. Some of us like order, others don't (or don't care).
  30. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Mar 22nd, 2011 (3/22/2011 5:01pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    I am the king of pop culture, trivia, music, movies, crap like that. My gf is the exact opposite. It's very frustrating. I will see some dude and say something like, "that guy looks like Michael Douglas, don't you think?" Then I have to try to explain to her who exactly Michael Douglas is because she isn't sure. She has obviously seen him in films, but just doesn't put a name with a face and it is very annoying.
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