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My Trip to the Lake (sorry ladies guys ONLY )

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  1. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:04pm)

    I was reminded of this while reading Randomfrost's story about his fishing trip with Inni

    A few weeks ago we went to the lake house. I really enjoy being at the lake,it's always peaceful there and I always come back feeling refreshed and happy. I was unloading the car and heard some people pull up at the cabin next door. Glancing up I could see through the trees that it was a newlywed couple,laughing and talking as he carried her across the threshhold. Smiling to my self ,fondly remembering my own long gone youth,I turned away and finished unloading the van.

    The next morning as I was making my coffee, I was looking out the window at the morning fog rising off of the lake and the beauty of the day, when I sighted a familar figure sitting at the dock fishing. Imagine my surprise when I realized it was the groom from yesterday, on the 1st day of his marrige this early in the morning fishing alone!

    Curiosity getting the better of me I put the coffee in a thermos grabbed another cup and went to the dock. "Well what are they biting on" I asked as I got closer to this strange young man. His replies without hesitation was "the end of my line". Hmm this may be harder than I thought. trying another angle I asked "would you like a cup of coffee? His reply "Yessir that would be nice thank you."

    Settling down in the dock chair next to him we sipped our coffee enjoying the view and the peace of the morning in silence until I couldnt stand it any longer. With the images of my own sexual escapdes and chandiler swinging sex act's in my head I finally asked 'Son what in the world are you doing down here fishing, instead of making wild whoopee in your marital bed ?

    He replied showing none of the signs of embarrassment a normal person would expect "Oh well my wife has gonorrhea and we cant do that" HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIVE HE JUST SAID THAT! In shock but trying to act normal, I asked him "well what about oral?" He replied in the same mundane tone "oh well my wife she has pyorrhoea so we cant do that either" OMFG!

    Stumblig badly but looking for a way to save face,I further compounded my embarrassment by stating "Well some folks frown on it but there is always anal" He turned and looked at me while saying "Sir she has dirreaha and we can't do that either"

    My mind in total disaray at these amazing revalations made to me by what seemed to be a normal "All American boy" healthy,strong,fully capable individual. Moving my chair a little farther away from him I reseated myself while I attemted to gather my thoughts.

    After a few moments in silence I thought I had come up with a plan to rebound nicely. Screwing up my courage I asked him "Son why in the world would you marry this girl with all of this stuff wrong with her?"

    His answer: "Well she's got worms and I like to fish"
  2. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:06pm) in reply to towman1

  3. iamtheflash iamtheflash is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 1:24pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    "stumbling badly"..just lolz. =)
  4. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2008 (5/2/2008 11:06pm) in reply to iamtheflash

    oh well
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  5. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    May 3rd, 2008 (5/3/2008 12:52am) in reply to towman1



    chicks that fish, love the long rod...*amen*
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