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  1. This thread is very punctilious of you
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  3. Big Ern is finally above the law!!!
  4. Can you get sick drinking piss Roy?
  5. well it's, uhh, it's against it.
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  6. Every dress you own you need two hair dos to wear.
  7. They're like the hoola hoop of the 90s
  8. You don't mow another man's lawn!
  9.  
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post


    Don't Munson up my thread bitch.
    Edited By: UncleLeo Jan 29th, 2012 at 06:01 AM
    Thread Starter
  10. I guess its all that pumpin. pump and dump
  11. no the ring, not the hand.
  12. You dont deserve a car!
  13. Bill Murray is amazng in this. The best part is when the Farrelly brothers said they gave him the script and he was like nah il come up with my own lines!

    "It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy."
    "Sometimes, when I wake up, Mr Mcracken is already there!"

    "So Roy, where have you been?"
    "Well, uh, there was the hand, and, uh, the eighties, then uh....drinking, drinking."
    "oh, I see, so, well, are you still drinking?"
    "No, no.....why you buying?"

    Classic.
  14. you got any of that new Mentadent?
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  15. We don't have a cow.... we have a bull!

  16.  
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    you got any of that new Mentadent?


    here, read this
  17. Oh yeah? And who are you, Alfred Einstein?
  18. supplemental income?

    i didn't wanna be the one to break it to him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than six of seven children!
  19. .. and you call this a bowling alley?
  20. Im sooo bombed

    You get that way drinking Ginger Ale?

    Ehhh, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot
  21. i will pay you one million dollars to sleep with your friend here. one million dollars, one night, cash. i'll just throw that out, you two mull it over, get back to me...
  22. Flossin? Where the hell did I get Munson?

    Thread Starter


  23. QUUAAALLIITTYYY


  24. this post needs to get munsoned..
     
  25. What I mean to say is, I was, uh, wee, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese gratin' accident as a young man.
  26. We don't have a cow, we have a bull...



    Edited By: cocoa_butter111 Jan 30th, 2012 at 01:29 AM
     

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