See Where You Rank in Virginia

  1. 1) Cleveland Steamer
  2. 2) Wichita Winnebago
  3. You just want someone to say some freaky position is the Omaholic - admit it! This is like Umpth level brag post - SFobv!
  4. you so totally want to get omaholicked
    Thread Starter
  5. you couldn't handle the Maridizzle - especially in the mood I'm in tonight! I AM IN NO MOOD!
  6. Don't ask where I got this list.

    Arabian Goggles

    A "seldom-seen" manoeuvre when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head (Picture it: ass on forehead). It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new?

    Boston Cooler

    Any form of oral stimulation in which you cleverly conceal ice cubes in you mouth to surprise your partner.

    The Compton Gangbang

    You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a Compton Gangbang on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.)

    New Jersey Meat-Hook

    The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind.

    New York Style Taco

    Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you barf on her box. Happy trails.

    Pasadena Mudslide

    This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

    Puerto Rican Fog Bank

    While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.

    Shanghai Shampoo

    When you build up a huge load and proceed to shoot it in the girl's hair.
  7. LMAO that was a great read
  8. Pittsburgh Pancake: Its where you drop a dookie on a girls chest and jump up and down while smashing with your ass cheeks.
  9. that made me laugh out loud ^^^^
  10. rofl at compton gangbang

    too funny moses
  12. Cincinnati Bowtie.
  13. Does Map of Hawaii count? I know it's a state and not a city, but...
  14. Cumming all over you...
  15. The Racoon is one of my all time favs

    After sex, black both of your partners eyes and kick over the trash cans on your way out!
  16. Phoenix Fuck Knot
    Nashville Necktie
    Atlanta Asslick
    San Francisco Spermboat
  17. san francisco milkshake
  18. Not a city, but:

    The Alabama Hot Pocket: Shit in her vagina and then fuck her.
  19. ^^^ I knew they did some wierd shit down south but WTF?????
  20. ^^ guarunteed vaginal infection
  21. that's a wiiiiide vagina to fit a deuce in there, but i'm sure biggie doesn't mind
  22. <CENTER> Ask this guy.</CENTER>
  23. the boston baked bean slammer
  24. it's not all about butthole pleasures.
  25. the Bama Hamma'

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